Hey my little fan fiction munchkins (oh I just had to say that lol) I hope you enjoy this chapter as it will be my last before I go back to school.

Review and ill see you in two chapter's time!

Love Kat!


Chapter twenty two

"Would you all please shut up?" Yelled an upset professor McGonagall.

The class gradually began to be quiet.

"Thank you. Well as you all know you only have four months left until you sit for your NEWTS. This equates to only one hundred and seven days, and for those of you who are unsure of how many weeks this equates to, there is only fifteen weeks till you sit your exams." She concluded.

Emma raised her hand and asked, "Professor, why are you telling us these figures?"

"Ah…" Professor McGonagall's eyes opened widely. She clapped a ruler hard on the desk the yelled, "Because I am aware that there is only three people in this room who have actually studied for there examinations!"

The whole classrooms eyes turned to the desk where lily and Kat where sitting.

Lily looked confused and said, "I haven't had time to study yet."

Everyone's eyes suddenly looked at Kat, she felt them pierce her skin as if the were daggers. She looked extremely shocked by this display of hostility towards her.

She relied angrily to the class, "Put those eyes back in there sockets, turn around, face the board, and stop making bloody assumptions about us!"

Sirius, James and Remus looked at each other and started to clap.


"It's her time isn't it?" Daniel asked Sam who was sitting beside him. At this time Sam was unaware of the infatuation that Daniel was having with Katherine.

Sam nodded.


Everyone walked out of that classroom extremely quickly, not because it was last period, but because Lily, Ellie and Kat looked as if the would castrate and blow anyone's asses to the moon if they said another derogatory word around them.

As they walked back to the common room to put there books away Ellie accidentally made a comment about how nobody stared at her. Kat's and Lily's eyes quickly turned around to face hers.

"I didn't mean for you guys to get the blame, it's just Remus and I were the one's studying." Ellie said quickly covering her tracks.

"Oh shit!" Kat announced as they walked though the hallways.

"What?" Lily asked.

"We are about to go passed the sexually disturbed portrait of Ernestine the Valiant." She said groaning.

"Oh cool! I want to meet her." Ellie said excitingly.

Lily and Kat looked at each other.

"Ellie is there something you're not telling us?" Lily said trying to hold in her giggles.

"Eww, not like that, I've just never met a homosexual painting before." Ellie said with a disgusted look on her face.

"Right, we believe you." Kat said sarcastically. Ellie started to attack her with her books.

As lily tried to split them up a portrait next to them began to speak. They all looked at each other praying that it wasn't Ernestine the Valiant.

"Don't split in up dear, its very arousing." The portrait said.

"And you're sure you're not gay?" Kat asked poking the canvas.

"Ah, that tickles." Ernestine said.

Lily looked at Ellie and whispered, "I think that Ernestine has a crush on our Kat."

"Gosh how many people like her?" Ellie burst out.

"Hey you there, the brown bird, come her." The portrait said.

"Did she just call me a bird?" Ellie asked.

Lily and Kat laughed.

"We're going to go away now…" Lily said as she pulled Ellie and Kat away from the portrait and back towards the dorm.

"That is the first homosexual painting I have ever met!" Ellie exclaimed.

"I am hoping it will be the last." Lily said as she clapped her hands together.

"Cheers to that!" Kat added.


"I can't do this any more mates!" James exclaimed as he threw his charms book at the wall.

"Im with you there Prongs!" Sirius said. He threw his book into the fire.

Remus looked at James as he shook his head and said, "I don't think that was the best idea."

Remus raised his wand flicked it, and retrieved Sirius's book. He handed it to Sirius.

"Great, now I just have a bloody, boring, burnt book!" He exclaimed. Emma came up behind him and said firenzi repari.

Sirius kissed her lightly on the lips and said thank you.

"You're most welcome! Nice alliteration by the way" She replied.

Remus thumped his books down on the coffee table and asked the group a question.

"Do you all know what you're going to do when you leave here?"

"Are you serious?" Sirius seriously asked.

"Quite so my good fellow." Remus replied.

James replied simply with, "An aurora."

"I can see you doing that." Emma said nodding.

"Can you see me doing it?" Sirius asked.

"Yeah, though I always pictured you as doing something with quidditch." Emma answered.

"Puff! Sirius doing professional quidditch." James said in hysterics.

"Hey what's so bad about that?" Emma asked as she sat down on Sirius's lap.

Sirius let out a smile whimper. "Jeez babe, you seem to be carrying some more weight than usual."

"Thanks so much." She said. "Now James, answer my bloody question."

"Oh, because Sirius can hardly follow the rules at Hogwarts." James replied, then added, "Padfoot exactly how many red cards have you gotten throughout your Hogwarts years?"

"Eleven and counting!" He said high fiving Remus.

"That's nothing to be proud of Sirius!" Kat said as her, Lily and Ellie sat down.

"That's coming from miss eight!" He replied. She growled at him and sat back in her chair.
"Can we get back onto the subject?" Emma asked.

"What's the subject?" Lily asked.

"What you're planning to do when you finally leave Hogwarts." Emma replied.

"That's easy, an Aurora." Lily said. James almost coughed up the coffee he just sipped.

"You serious?" James asked.

'Yes, well I think that what ever I can do to help catch the bad a guy is good, and besides there are almost no women on the Aurora force. Women power!"

"You go girlfriend!" Ellie and Kat said in unison as they punched there fists into the air.

"What about you ell's, surely you have a plan." James asked.

"Yeah, im going to play quidditch for England." She said.

"Oh yeah, I heard that there was an opening for seeker." Sirius said sounding genuinely interested.

"Yeah, Kale Goldenberg is retiring this season." She replied then added, "I got an owl asking me to come to try outs on the first of July."

"That's great news!" Lily said.

"Yeah." Said Ellie.

"What do you want to do Kat?" Remus asked.

"I'm going to follow in the steps of my mother, and her mother, and her mother, and so on. I'm going to become a healer." She said.

"Wow! That's so amazing!" Emma said.

"Remus, what about you?" Kat asked.

"I don't have many options, but I'd like to be a writer." He answered.

"That's sweet!" Ellie said looking goofily eyed at her boyfriend.

"Gosh, you're making me sick…" Kat said, as her and James began to pretend as if they were throwing up.

"That's nice." Sirius said as he joined in.

"Emma, what about you?" Ellie asked sensibly.

"I just want to get married, have a family, and stay at home to look after my kids."

"I like the sound of that." Sirius said gazing into Emma's eyes.

"More throwing up material?" James asked Kat.

"You bet!" She replied as they started to pretend to throw up again. But as they pretended Emma threw up for real.

"Oh my gosh babe, are you ok?" Sirius asked.

"Yeah, I might just go and lie down for a while." She replied. Her and Sirius walked upstairs'.

Ellie and Kat looked at each other very suspiciously.

"I think something's wrong with Emma." Kat said.

"I agree. Emma's got the stomach of an ox, she doesn't just throw up." Ellie said.

"Oh would the two of you stop being so bloody suspicious!" Remus asked.

"Let me ask you this Hun. Where would anyone be without the gossip the we provide you all with?" Ellie said.

"We would be a lot less suspicious of everyone, that's for sure." Lily answered.

"Maybe, but we do give you a lot of accurate information." Kat said.

"And a lot of bull!" James replied.

"Hey James, on our way over here we passed and interesting looking broom closet, do you want to come check it out with me?" Lily asked.

James jumped up form his seat grabbed Lily's hand and walked out of the common room, and down the hallway.

"I've got a pile of homework to finish so I reckon that I'll just stick around here for a bit." Ellie said.

"Yeah, I've still got a fair bit left to do too." Remus said.

As the two of them began to do there homework Kat sat there humming away.

"I can't take this anymore, I'm bored, and if you need me I'll be in the air." Kat said as she got up to go to and grab her broom.

"Right, have fun, although I might come and join you if I finish within the next half an hour." Ellie said as she waved Kat off.


Im finished! Well I hope you enjoy this chapter, I would have made it longer, but I ran out of ideas!

LOVE Kat!