A/N: Ok this chapter (as you reviewers wanted) Harry tells Hermione the truth. Then She explodes and has a word with Myrtle.

Disclaimer: I still don't own Harry Potter. (Sob!) I also don't own Lindsay Lohans songs either.

Chapter 4: Rumors

February 4th at Hogwarts..

"Hermione!" said Ginny, "I found another letter addressed to you!"

"Fine, more to add to my trouble."

"What do you mean? Aren't you happy."

"Not that much."

"Why?"

Pansy walked up.

"Hermione, thanks to your desperateness I don't have a date and you have all the guys to your self! What a selfish Prune you are!"

"That's why Ginny, so many girls have gotten upset with me. I'm now called a 'guy-hogger'"

"Oh, well there has got to be something wrong. I mean never has there been a time where EVERY guy asks the SAME girl to something like that."

"Hermione!" called Harry,

"What Harry, I'm not in the mood to talk."

"This can't wait I've been trying to tell you this ever since you got your first thirty letters!"

"Fine make it quick."

"Myrtle spread a rumor about you being desperate!"

"SHE DID WHAT!"

"She overheard you while you and Ginny were making valentines."

"Why does Myrtle love to spread rumors? Rumors? Hey it reminds me of a Lindsay Lohan song."

"A who song?" asked Ginny

"Lindsay Lohan, she is a muggle singer and actress."

"Oh I've heard of her. She is Dudley's favorite celebrity He has a BIG crush on her he never stops playing her music it gets annoying." Said Harry

"I'm going to have a word with Myrtle." Then she looked at the time

"I'm going to have a word with Myrtle after class." (I added that line to make it a little funny)

After class:

"MYRTLE!" called Hermione,

"Who is it?" asks Myrtle shooting up from her toilet.

"We need to talk, why did you spread a rumor about me being desperate for a date!"

"It was the truth, and I wanted to help you." Myrtle moaned

"It was not the truth!"

"Yes it was I quote you: 'Are you sure? I- I mean no one really likes me that much ever since Malfoy started calling me Mudblood. And – and I was never pretty.' You needed a hug and a date so I helped out"

"I think you told to many people Myrtle no one else has a date and I still don't!"

"Didn't you get asked?"

"No, only in a couple zillion secret admirer letters and I have no clue how many and who sent which letter!"

"Good glory your lucky. I wish I was you."

"Well still Why can't you just let me do the things I want to do I just want to be me I don't understand why would you want to bring me down I'm only exaggerating. I'm tired of Rumors starting I'm sick of being followed I'm tired of people like you lying saying what they want about me why can't up off me why can't you let me- oh crap I'm starting to quote a song over my anger!"

"I had stopped spreading rumors a few days ago I didn't know all the guys took it literally."

"Yea, and now they are trying to be my date when they probably want to be with someone else!"

"I can't help you there, guys are stupid, you're on your own. Unless I get a date to the ball with Harry."

"I don't think so your not ruining his valentines day to save mine I'll just do it myself."

Hermione stormed out of the room. And Myrtle dived back into her toilet.

A/N: Ok how was that? Anyway, Hermione solves her problem in a weird way. She decides to kind of eliminate people. (First by the people she doesn't know) This is going to have a very happy ending; even Myrtle will have a nice Valentines Day. Keep reviewing!