A/N: Hey people! I'm here with another chapter. I'm SOOO SORRY for not updating sooner, my dad was in surgery. Keep him in your prayers! Right now it's just plans for the ball and one new letter. But it will get good. Let's see. Umm. Today is (in my stories time) February 8th so that's six more chapters till the ball (#6 is the ball otherwise Ch. 14.) Well, I have posted another story! Dancing with the Stars: Hogwarts Style! I'm sure a lot of you watch the show. I personally liked Lisa and Stacy but Drew was pretty good that was a fact so I'm cool with him winning. Jerry was pretty good too. And guess what readers just like in the show you can vote, only this time you can vote for 2 couples if you want. But please vote twice in your vote (can't be the same couple mind you!) because if not there will be some kind of tie and it will be too hard to kick someone out. It is also very funny, why? Snape and Trelawney is a couple! LOL! Fred and George are the hosts and knowing them they will pull a few pranks on the dancers. Also, I'm going to have funny behind the scenes chapters of what happens backstage while someone is dancing. Again it will be funny, and if Facfiction's stupid search engine can't find the story, just click on my pen name and you will find it there. Plus I think I have written the ONLY dancing with the stars story! Which will be cool, and those who would like to start your own go ahead, just make sure it's different. (Note first chapter on this new story had spelling and grammar mistakes, just to let you know. I'm sorry about that, but maybe some time I'll get off my lazy butt and fix it. I'll be better in future chapters of this new story) I'm sorry of confused in any way explaining. Just read the story and you will know what's going on. Any way, I'm going to stop bugging you about my new story so ok I'm stopping now… After the disclaimer.

Disclaimer: If I was filthy rich I would own it, but sadly, I'm broke so I don't own it. I only own the plot.

Chapter 8: Valentine plans… Let's play a Valentine Truth or Dare Game!

Now it's Hermione's turn to get woken up!

"Hermione?" said Harry

"Hermione?" He said again

"Hermione will you please wake up?"

"Oh I suck at this."

"Hermione!"

"Yep, I suck."

"GET UP!"

"Hey I got an idea"

"OH MY GOSH THERE IS TWENTY MILLION 72 GOBBATRILLION (I'm making that up) TWENTY FIVE THOUSAND OWLS AT YOUR WINDOW WAITING TO DROP LETTERS IN YOUR FACE!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Hermione she looked around, "There are no owls here."

"That's because I made it up to wake you up."

"Don't ever do that again, and by the way GOBBATRILLION isn't a word and never will be."

"How do you know?"

"Well the numbers advance by using Latin numbers like billion for example bi means 2 and after bi comes tri so that's how we get trillion and…" Hermione babbled on for the next five minutes.

"Oh, I don't know if I'll ever under stand math again."

"Shut up what time is it?"

"Uh, 8:07"

"8:07! Oh gosh me getting up this late and I have so much to do today!"

"Like what?" yawned Harry

"BALL PLANNING!"

"Oh yeah that! I should have woken you up sooner, but I really wasn't in the mood for double potions this morning so I decided since you were asleep we could miss it."

"MISS A CLASS!"

"Whoops my bad, I shouldn't have let that slip out."

"HARRY MISSING DOUBLE POTIONS IS A BAD THING! NEXT TIME SNAPE SEES US WE"RE TOAST!"

"Oh crud, I forgot."

"And he'll give us extra homework which I don't mind but you will need help and guess what I won't be there to help you!"

"Why?"

"One word, PAYBACK!"

"Well I still have my ways."

"Yeah right, now get out of here Harry so I can get ready so I don't miss another class!"

"Oh I don't I'm not sure if I want to make it to History of Magic today, plus Professor Binns's lectures are SO boring-"

"Don't' you start with me Harry, GET OUT!" Hermione gave Harry THE DEATH GLARE. Harry gulped, but stood still.

"Fine," and she began to unbutton her pajama top. She barely got one undone when:

"I'm outta here." He ran away hiding under his bed.

"Serves him right." Said Hermione shutting the door.

Soon Hermione was ready and was literally dragging Harry by his ear to History of Magic

"Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, you can let go any time Mione!"

"Never! Serves you right for making us late!"

"Awe come on!"

"Hey your lucky I'm not going to hex you into the next century!"

"Fine, Ow, ow, ow, ow,"

In History of Magic:

Binns is rambling on and on about how the curses came to exist, Hermione was taking notes and listening attentively. Ron was asleep drooling on his desk. Harry was falling asleep; actually nearly the whole class was asleep. Binns didn't notice. Ron was starting to drown in his drool so he woke up. Wiping the drool off of his face and remembering where he was. Then an idea struck him he could make this class a little more fun. He woke up Harry and slipped him a note. Harry grinned and woke up and passed it to Parvati who passed it to Lavender who passed it to Neville who passed it to Dean who passed it to Seamus, who passed it to this Gryffindor who we don't know who passed it to Drucilla Lynbury who passed to Angel Hidden behind an Opera book. (Get it readers? Lynbury is not Drucilla's real last name by the way!) Who she then passed it to Miss Felton who passed it on to Danielle Raddcliffe (Get it? You reviewers are in my story! I'm just twisting the names a bit ok?) Who passed it to Sarah Chandler who passed it to this Half-blood whose name is Princess who passed it to Miss Quibble who was little who passed it to this person who is nicknamed the Sorceress of Chaos who grinned evilly who passed it to this person who is obsessed with Hedwig who passed it to this person who is a math genius and is called the Human Calculator who passed it to Shelb (me!) who passed it to Some Weirdo who passed it to this person who likes Anime who passed it to Morgaine who passed it to LilJuneBug who passed it to IceColdShiva she was really cold she nearly turned the paper to ice and so quickly passed it to The Gryffindor Drummer in the Hogwarts band who passed to this person who keeps saying 'How Rude2u!' who passed it to this American Idol Fanatic who passed it to this Person Surrounded By Idiots who passed it to Kewlaus Girl who is kind of weird but what can I say the whole Gryffindor class was weird. Any way she passed to Satan junior who passed it to Gurlon the move who passed it to Amberhawk (she is part Indian) who passed it to Little Light who passed it to Hermione, and she turned around and shook her head looking very angry giving them the look that said 'Try to do something like this and I'll hex you all into the next century'. No one listened though. Ron passed another paper to Harry, Harry, since we can't do truths in this version of the game I dare you to walk up and kiss Binns and tell him that his lectures are the best and you listen to them every night to help you sleep and scare the monsters away. Harry gulped and got up from his desk this was a signal to the class the game is on. (I would do this part in Potions or Transfiguration, but too many people do that so I'm doing History of Magic, in my other stories we will have something similar in those classes)

"Professor Binns?"

"Yes, could you make it quick I'm trying to finish my lecture."

"Well, what I'm trying to say is. Kiss YourlecturesarethebestandIlistentothemeverynighttohelpmesleepandtoscarethemonstersaway"

"Harry what was that? I couldn't hear you!" said Ron

"What I'm trying to say is. Your lectures are the best, I listen to them every night to help me sleep and scare the monsters away." The whole class except Hermione was stifling giggles. Harry is turning red.

"Mr. Potter that was interesting now go back to your seat before I extract points."

Harry slipped a note to Parvati: Since this is Valentines dare Parvati I dare you to walk up to your crush take him up front and say I've wanted to do this for a long time and kiss him for a whole minute. Hey maybe this will score a date for you to the ball. Parvati grinned; she took Seamus up to the front of the classroom "I've been wanting to do this for a long time." Snog Harry counting the seconds, "3, 2, 1, Happy Valentines day!" said Harry Parvati was grinning ear to ear.

"Miss Patil! Keep the romance out of my classroom! Now get to your seat before I extract points!"

Parvati slipped a note to Lavender: Lav, I want you to snog Neville for a minute I know he is not your crush I want to make it interesting though then pretend nothing happened when Neville starts to hit on you. Lavender frowned, but grabbed Neville and snogged him for a minute like so.

"So, ummm… Lavender want to take this elsewhere?"

"Elsewhere! What are you talking about you pervert!"

"I SAID NO ROMANCE IN THIS CLASSROOM! GO TO YOUR SEATS!" Lavender passed a note to Ron: Ron I want you to pretend you really, really, really have to go to the POTTY when Binns says 'yes' protest as if you heard a no, keep doing it for five minutes then go back to your seat like nothing happened- then kiss Harry. Ron gave Lavender a 'You can't be serious' look Lavender nodded. Ron sighed, then did his dare: "PROFESSOR BINNS! I NEED TO GO TO THE POTTY… NOW!"(He clutches his – well you know where it is)

"Well, Mr. Weasley if it really is that urgent, you may –"

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T GO? I NEED THE POTTY! "

"I said you could-"

"OH COME ON BINNS! YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS! I MEAN, SURE IT MAY SEEM TO YOU I CAN HOLD IT BUT SERIOUSLY I NEED TO GO!"

"Mr. Weasley, I said you could g-"

"I NEED MY POTTY, MY LOVELY POTTY!"

"Yes, obviously you do, now get out-"

"YOUR KICKING ME OUT OF THE POTTY- PERMANENTLY! I CAN'T BELIEVE THE TORTURE IN THIS SCHOOL!"

"That's not what I meant, you can go ahead and run to your bath-"

"YOUR MAKING ME RUN AWAY? JUST BECAUSE A SIMPLE PERSON LIKE ME NEEDS THE POTTY! I'M NOT QUITE POTTY TRAINED YOU KNOW!" Right now the class is doubling over in laughter. Ron walks back to his seat.

"Mr. Weasley, don't you need to got to the potty?"

"Potty? What are you talking about? Are YOU potty trained? Do you need someone to help you? If so it's not going to be me." Then he kissed Harry

"RON! That is sick and disgusting! I think I'm going to barf!"

"Will someone please go to the potty? I'm loosing my patience!" said Binns Harry obeyed with a hand over his mouth.

"You know what Professor I think I am going to join Harry, I think I feel breakfast coming up." Said Ron looking sick.

"Get out of here then!" said Binns Ron promptly obeyed. While slipping Hermione a dare.

Hermione, I know you hate this, but when I finish barfing I'm going to see if you complete this. YOU better! Or I won't give you something that I found to be yours- like something about a ball date maybe? You want it? Do this: I dare you go and kiss every 7th year boy in this school. You have time to complete this but you can start in this classroom. By the way- Binns looks like he could use a hug after this stress he's getting from this game wink Ron

Hermione was enraged, but she wanted what was her's so. She walked up to Dean, kissed him, Neville, kissed him, Seamus, kissed him, walked over and hugged Binns, kissed Harry, returning from the 'potty' then Ron, who attempted to make the kiss longer no luck.

"CLASS DISSMISSED WHILE I GO SEE A PHYCHIATRIST!" yelled Binns

"RONALD WEASLEY! I hate you! Know why? Starting that stupid game wrecked up Binns lecture so I couldn't finish my notes! Now I did it! Give me what's mine!"

"Nope, you didn't finish you dare you have to kiss EVERY 7th year guy,"

"Even Slytherins?"

"Yes, even Slytherins"

"I hate you."

"I know and I'm proud of it."

Soon Hogwarts knew about the dare and all the 7th years boys not kissed by Hermione made a single line.

Kiss

"Uh,"

Kiss

"Ok,"

Crabbe came up

Kiss,

"Ewe"

Goyle is next,

"Ugh,"

Draco Malfoy

"OOOOO"

Kiss

"Uh,"

Kiss

"Ok,"

Kiss

"See you,"

And so on.

"Ron give it to me!"

"Maybe."

"The dare is done give it to me!"

"Let me think…Um…. Yea- NO!" Hermione pulled out her wand

"Give it to me or I'll hex you into the next century!"

"Fine, an owl delivered this to me since he couldn't find you. Where were you at breakfast? AND DOUBLE POTIONS WITH SLYTHERINS!" Hermione grabbed the letter,

"I was asleep, because HARRY WOULD NOT WAKE ME UP! I had to drag him by the ear to History of Magic."

"That hurt too!" said Harry rubbing his ear.

"You deserved it! Harry we have work to do lets go plan this stupid ball."

"Ok," Hermione ripped open the letter,

Hermione,

It would be a great pleasure if I could take you to the ball.

Love,

A secret admirer,

(A friend.)

"I'm really hating the secret admirer thing."

"Come on Mione, let's go to the great hall to plan decorations"

"Right, see you later Ron,"

"Bye,"

"Mione, I don't know like anything of what we can do besides hearts."

"I got a plan, let's see, over here the food can which will be of a pink with red trimming heart shaped strawberry cake. I'll have to put the order through for the house elves. Um, we'll need heart shaped cookies naturally, punch, in cute plastic Martini glasses little umbrella or whatever things and all. We will need some strawberry ice cream. The great hall will be painted red, lets see right here we can put a banner. Hmm, I got some nice muggle music we can play at the ball I can just bewitch a CD player so it will work. Um, Harry we need to gather the prefects in for a meeting tomorrow so we can work on making/buying the decorations…." Hermione rambled on, and on, and on. You get the picture

Back in The Head's Common room:

"Day one complete," said Hermione putting her letter on the dresser when she heard a tap on the window. In came an owl with another letter with the same message but different writing and scent on the paper.

"Ok, so far 2 want go with me."

"Harry I'm going to bed."

"Me too, night."

"Night."

Hermione wondered what was going to happen at the ball. What would her date be like? Would it be Ron? Malfoy? No, no, he wouldn't be interested in me. Ugh! What if it was Crabbe or Goyle! Ewe! Bad thought must have thought erased. Someone put a memory charm on me!

A/N: Like it? If you might have guessed I kind of put all your names in this chapter. Why? You have reviewed my story and that's my way of saying thanks for reviewing. I thought of having you all do a dare but then the chapter would be like 20 pages long! But since I AM the author I put you in my story cause' I wanted to. Keep reviewing like the nice reviewers you are! If I changed your name a bit sorry, I kind of needed to tweak it a little no offense just so it would match the story a bit. Keep reviewing!