YOU GOT TORCHED

Well come to my fanfic about alot of random stuff happening to Inuyasha and his group. When I say 'random' I mean RANDOM. No ifs ands or buts. Witness how the inu group and others really act towards each other in the battle of DEF Jam 'Yo Moma' like insults, and be prepared for a roar of laughter. Enjoy!

Chapter One - Camping Out
"Oooo" came the cries of Shippo, Kilala (in here, she can talk), Miroku, and Sango. They were all watching another one of Inuyasha's and Kagome's scenes as the two were brawling it out with verbal attacks.

"Oh yeah ?", Kagome yelled in a challenging tone. "You're stupid I'd bet that if my mother would've askedYOU to go buy a color tv you'd ask what color?"

"Oooo" came from the group still watching the two have it out. Especially that look Inuyasha had on his face. Boy was he turning red!

It had been a long day for everyone looking for the Shikon Jewel Shards and all; and Inuyasha had to let his oversized ego get in the way once again by downing everyone for being pathetic humans and Shippo for just being lazy.

Naturally Kagome stood up for them but Inuyasha had gone too far when he called her a 'stupid ugly useless worthless piece of crap bitch who will never amount to anything more than a lesbian prostitute in Montana in her time off of her job as a toilet scrubber for a middle-class family with diarrhea on Wednesdays while during the rest of the week she stays in her house selling porn on her webcam using .'

" What the hell Kagome. I only did that once you filthy litttle wig wearing tramp." Inuyasha shot back.

"You booboo head!" Kagome started. "You condemned self righteous little gay punk who shares a cardboard box with a homosexual ex-stripper in Idaho who works as a minimum wage teacher for retarded abused ugly children withAIDS on weekends while during the week you give blow jobs to overweight Russian guys that watch C-SPAN while scratching their rear ends and who eats out of the trash cans at Denny's while dressed in DRAG!", Kagome exclaimed with neutral expression on her face.

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo", Miroku, Sango, and Kilala cheered loudly. Shippo was a little confused because he didn't know what C-SPAN was. Or Montana. Or Idaho. Or . Or Russian. Or DRAG. Or webcam. Or Porn. Or toilet. Or Prostitute. Or lesbian. Or diarrhea. Or AIDS. Or blow jobs. Or Denny's. Or minimum wage. Or ex-stripper. Or gay (not the happy gay, but the Jakotsu gay) Or Wednesdays.

Inuyasha stood there speachless. Mouth hangin down. So down it looked like it touched the ground. His eyes were nothing but tiny 'x's that screamed 'damn. I can't believe she went there.' (figurative language).

"Hah...ya stupid bastard. What ya gonna say now? I dare you. No no wait. I double dare you to say somethin else, ya dung beetle fucking donkey raping shit eater!", Kagome spat triumphly.

"Woe! Kagome. Who would have thought you had it in you. You scared the sh#$ out of me and I wasn't even the one you were yelling at. So there is a little spice in there after all...huh!" came a voice from the behind the thicket of trees.

It was Kouga. He walked casually up to Kagome and took hold of her hands. "Now that I'm sure you're over that idiot mutt...Kagome will you finally accept to come with me instead?" Kouga asked with sparkles showing in his eyes.

Inuyasha heard those words and jumped up at the wolf as soon as he heard who he thought he heard. His sworn enemy. Kouga. Kouga, who saw Inuyasha coming dodged him easily.

"Errrr you keep the hell away from her doh sh!" Inuyasha bellowed.

"What did you say mutt face?" Kouga yelled getting irritated. "Kagome is MY woman. And NOBODY else's!" he declared.

Kagome just went and sat down with the others around the camp fire. Something told her that she was going to need to sit down for this one.

"Shut Up! You're just mad because you so ugly, yo moma put you next to a piece of crap and said 'twins'", Inuyasha said to Kouga casually.

"YEAH? And you're so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't know which end to slap." Kouga shout back.

Inuyasha: "I'm gonna tell you a joke that'll make your tits fall off. Oops, my bad -- someone already told you."

Kouga: "Your father is so old, he has to put his dick in theicyest lakein all Japan to get hard."

"Ooooooo" was what was heard coming form Miroku, Sango, Kilala, Shippo, and Kagome as they were recieving the entertainment of a life time.

From this point on the 'Ooooo's will be done by Miroku, Sango, Kilala, Shippo, and Kagome.

Inuyasha: "Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!"

Kouga: "Yo mama's underwear is so full of holes that every time she farts they whistle"

"Ooooooooo"

Inuyasha: "OH You wanna talk about Moma. you want to talk about MOMA...well...Yo' Mama is so old, when I told her to act her age she died."

"Ooooooooo"

Kouga: "Yo moma so fat that when you walked around her you got lost."

Inuyasha:"Yo mama's so dumb, she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was makin' a booty call."

"Oooooo"

Kouga:"Yo Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct."

"OOoooo"

Inuyasha:"Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale."

"OOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo" they roared.

Kouga: "..."

"I hereby claim Inuyasha victor by a verbal knock out." declared Kagome.

Hope you enjoyed. Plenty of more to go so Read And Review. Tchao!