Hey. What's up to all my fans. I want to thank y'all for the reviews and for going up to the number I was asking too. I was just playin' but see'in how you guys really like it I'll just change the requirements of updating to just posting at least every other week so keep lookin out. Ideas are still welcomed. Also I got an idea. But wait till the end of this chapter to find out.
Disclamer: Don't own inu characters
Claimer: Do own most of the jokes.
Junityke: Most of them.
Lady-Sess08: Whatever! (rolls eyes)
Junityke: Don't whatever me. (throws squirrel at LadySess08)
Lady-Sess08: (dodges squirrel and throws hedgehog at him) You can't do that! I'm a sophisticated young lady who's about to kick your ass now because you just threw Bullwinkle's friend Rocky at me and missed causing him to fly into the brick wall where mario was doing a paint job for Daisy because he decided to do adultery on Peach who IS Baby Bowser's REAL MOMA.
Junityke: ...
Lady-Sess08: Sorry 'bout that folks. This supposedly homo sapien is my partner in crime for coming up with the 'yo mama' jokes. Junityke, is there anything you wanna say to our viewers before we get started?
Junityke: Yes. I would like to say that I... supposedly homo sapien? Ok. Be that way. Oh and let's not forget to get it crunk! Anywho, I would like to say that Lady-Sess08's story would be nothing (as someone thinks it is from the reviews) without me, the greatest person ever to walk the Earth. Done.
Lady-Sess08: Will you PLEASE get over the whole 'crunk' thing. GOD! It's not my faultI didn't exactly kinda supposedly without a doubt know what it meant. An honest mishap anyone could have made.
Junityke: Well not anyone...
Lady-Sess08:...Can we please do the freakin chapter NOW?
Junityke: Go ahead. You're typing. Duh.
Lady-Sess08: Yeah cause everyone knows how slow you type. If you did all the chapter it would take all the way untill 2021 just for you to get to the second line of a paragraph. (smirks)
Junityke: What?
Lady-Sess08: ah ah ah. Less what(ing) more story coming...up ...with(ing)
Junityke: Your grammar is impeccable. AND it just so happens that I am a very good typer, unlike yourself.
Lady-Sess08: Now hold o--
Junityke: ANYWAY! On with the story.
Chapter 2: 'Beef'. It's what's for dinner.
"Dogs barking, cats meowing, bums begging, and hookers hooking. Man your era IS fukced up!" Inuyasha sighed. He and Kagome were back in her time era, present Japan, and after about a half hour or so he was already pissed from walking through the busy streets with Kagome in her era's wierd attire.
"AND I have to wear this damn stupid cap over my ears. AGAIN!" Inuyasha muttered under his breathe.
Kagome was eyeing a nearby window with the summer's latest designs. "Did you say something Inuyasha?"
"It's the same thing EVERY FREAKIN TIME" Inuyasha barked.
"What is? And would mind not being so loud. You're attracting attention to yourself." Kagome answered while still gazing upon the beautiful outfit she so desperately wanted.
Now Inuyasha was staring at her with the 'what the hell look' that spelled all across his face. "You didn't hear a word I said just now did you. Your soooo busy window shopping that eveything I said went in one ear and out the other. I guess it's true what Ross from 'Friends' sayid "...when it comes to guys EXPRESSING their feelings women have ears but hear not. They hear us but they're not LISTENING to us. Keh...I don't even know why you're even eyeing those clothes anyway because the only way you could afford them is if you do another favor for your principal like how you did in order to pass the 6th, 7th, 8th, and 9th gra--"
"SIT" Kagome yelled at the top of her voice. 'BAM' came the sound where the halfdemon used to be which was now a hole. And on cement too. Ouch!
Kagome then power walked away leaving a crowd of people looking between the two."Damn her..." Inuyasha growled under his breathe. He was finally able to lift himself up from his man-made hole and took to where ever Kagome's scent might have went.
Kagome was ata local park where she was swinging on one of the swings softly all whilehumming her favorite song 'Candy Shop'. It was a beautiful day. The sun was shining. The birds were singing. It was warm outside, but not too hot because of the gentle breeze. Andnot a singlesign of any cloud lurked in the sky.
Kagome then got off the swing and walked over to the thing, kids get on where they run real fast while pushing a metal bar and finally jump on sort of thing (anyone who knows what it's called please let me know) where she sat down and closed her eyes.
Just then WHAM. All of a sudden Kagome was being whirled round and round all while hangin on for dear life as the contraption she was on went spinning out of control.
Everything was blurry and she was about to faint until the 'thing' (really need to know what it's called guys) was brought to a complete stop making Kagome fly straight off of it and into a pile of dog manure. All that could be heard was a giant 'splat' from Kagome's impact and some anomynous laugh.
Kagome then got up slowly with dog s all covering her face and parts of her 'white' tank top. "I guess you really are a s head ...NOW, aren't ya!" Inuyasha cried with laughter.
"Inuyasha..." Kagome growled lowly.
"Nonono wait. I got one." Inuaysha cried while still laughing
"Inuyasha..." Kagome said again but in a more warning tone.
He then pulled out his tongue, held it and said 'Kagome lives in a pile of ships' only it came out as "..Kagome lives in a pile of sh."
Kagome then exploded: "That's it! Where do you get the nerve to tease me you little stupid ugly son of a bi$! Why, I should go around telling everyone about your..."
"Don't you say it" InuYasha suddenly said with the most serious face in the world.
"You're secret crush on Frankie Muniz" she said with a look of complete triumph as dog feces ran sown her face.
Inuyasha then barked: "You little tramp. I always thought you were a no good little whore. Oh. And by the way. The rhino called and said he wants his body back. And if you tell anyone about Frankie, I'll tell about your infatuation with..."
"You would'nt!" she said.
"Kaede!" Inuyasha choked before cracking up with laughter again.
"You know darn well Naruku had me under that..spell!" Kagome barked.
"Yeah...an infatuation spell.." Inuyasha teased.
Kagome: " Ya know what...Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks."
Inuyasha: 'I know she ain't just go there...ah HEllllZ to the naw...' "Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for then new world"
Kagome: "You would talk about MY motherlike that, Inuyasha?"
Inuyasha: "Damn straight..!"
Kagome: " Oh...well if that's the case...yo mama so fat, she fell in love and broke it!"
Inuyasha: " And yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
Kagome: "Yo mama so greasy she used bacon asa band-aid!"
Inuyasha: "Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince!"
Kagome: "Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper!"
Inuyasha: "Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs!"
Kagome: "Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!"
Inuyasha: "Yo mama so bald you see whats on her mind!"
Kagome: "Yo mama so ugly just after she was born her mother said "What a Treasure" and her father said "Yeah, let's go burry it!"
Inuyasha: "Yo mama so poor her face on the front of a food stamp!"
Kagome: "Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!"
Inuyasha:" Yo mama so skinny she had to wear a belt with spandex!"
Kagome: " Yo mama so dumb she got locken in a grocery store and starved!"
Inuyasha: "Yo mama so ugly when she was a stripper she made the most money because people paid her to put her clothes on!"
Out of nowhere, Sota walks up to the two standing between them now in a dead lock stare. "Hey guys...what's...goin...on...?" he asked as innocently as can be.
Kagome: Now Sota..now isn't the time or the place for the matter. So...why don't you go on home without me. Kay?"
Inuyasha: Yeah, ya little skinny bastard!"
Sota: Inuyasha...that hurt...I hate you, you good for nothing little son of a bit$# that sells himself on the corner for a dollar on Thursdays while during the rest of the week you stay at home with your husband Miroku who bangs you daily after you give him a sponge bath right before he anally rapes you while watching gay porn!"
With that Sota ran away crying all the home so that he could consult his problems to his best friend in the world who's always waiting for him on his bed, Chucky the (cough cough killer) doll. ( you know..from Child's Play)
Inuyasha just stood there having been torched, hoed, insulted, disgraced, belittled, and dissed once again, except this time by a mere child.
Kagome was still cracking up so much she couldn't speak.Actually in truth, she was hurled on the floor laughing away not being able to see or hear anything but her laughter in instant replays of Sota'soutburst in her mind,so Inuyasha quietly walked away with his head hanging low back to his own time.
Lady-Sess08: Well...that's all we have for today. Sorry it took so long. I mean...the last update was on the FIRST of March...(sighs) that won't happen again.
Junityke: (cough cough her fault) Yeah (she's) sorry about that folks. It won't happen again.
Lady-Sess08:...Annnnywaaayyys Tchao! R&R