Lady-Sess08: How's everyone been doing? Before I get this started I have a few announcements to make.

1st.) Junityke's not here so this chapter is solo writer. Good help is so hard to find these days. He's only excused because he's in JROTC and this week they went toDaytona Beachfor Nationals. (Big whoop)

2nd.) When he gets back we're going to post our new story called 'Inu-Karaoke' It's lol to the extreme. Let's just say that a certain character is going to do the imatation of one of Michael Jackson's songs. (hehehe gotta find out when it comes out)

3rd.) I broke my promise to updating and I'm really sorry for that so look forward to two chapters next place as a gift. It won't happen again.

4th.) It would be nice if you guys could put up any of your favorite songs that you think you might want an inu character to screach..I Imea Imean ..sing. Thank-you.

Chapter 4 When Demons Cap! (Part One)

It was a sunny day outside. Kagome and Inuyasha had been back from presemt time Japan for less than two hours and the two of them hadn't been getting along since.

The group was traveling towards the west in search of a demon that was rumored to have had a fragment of the jewel shard. According to rumors, it was terrorizing villages with an unknown power with someting that had to deal with the usuge of its mouth.

Sango, Miroku, Kilala, and Shippo were walking behind Inuyasha and Kagome as the two were at it again in deep arguement over what happened while they were in Kagome's time (chap.3). One could hear their quarrel at least three miles away.

Sango: "Miroku, how long do you think this one is going to last?"

Inuyasha: "You had it comin' wench!"

Miroku: "(sigh) I don't know, but I think our concerns should probably be more concerned with the demon in the west."

Kagome: "WHAT! Are you kidding ME? You're the one who started this whole mess STUPID!"

Sango: "Yeah, I guess you're right...but still..."

Shippo: "Don't worry Sango, Kagome hasn't 'sat' Inuyasha yet..."

Inuyasha: "Kagome you're such a dumb a.."

Kagome: "Inuasha 'SIT'"

Miroku: "Couldn't say we didn't see that coming."

Shippo: "Inuyasha didn't."

Kilala meowed on Sango's right shoulder. Sango: "And for some reason he never does."

All of them sighed. Kagome was still walking ahead of everyone when she stopped at the top of the hill they were walking up.

Kagome: "Hey you guys. I can sense a jewel shard coming from that village."

Everyone walked up to were she was standing. Below the hill was a village and so was the aura of a demon. Dark clouds hovered over the center of the village releasing flashes of lightning.

Miroku: "I think this is the demon we kept hearing about."

Sango: "Yes, I think so too."

Shippo: "Looks scary..."

Inuyasha: "Feh. I don't give a damn just as long as we get the jewel shard." He then pulled out the tetsaiga (I think that's how you spell it) and jumped down towards the demonic aura within the village.

"Inuyasha wait...!" Miroku called but it was too late.

Kagome just looked on at the village when something caught her eye. "Hey guys, why are all of those people lined up at that shrine?"

Miroku: "Your right. And what seems more interesting is that they seemed to be lined up going towards the demonic aura."

Sango then yelled "Let's go Kilala" and the cat demon transformed into her 'big' form. Everyone then boarded and soared down into the village.

Shippo: "Um Kagome?...What happened between you and Inuyasha anyways?" he asked as innocently as can be.

Kagome:"..." she growled at the question making everyone anime sweat drop.

(Meanwhile) Lord Sesshomaru was walking steadily patrolling his land accompanied by his retainer Jaken, his dragon Ah-Un, and his little follower Rin.

Jaken: "Rin you probably wouldn't be so tired all the time if you walked more instead of being so lazy."

The group had been traveling all morning and Jaken and Rin were at it again.

Rin: "Lazy? I'm just resting on Ah-Un for a short while. Besides..the only thing I am tired of is listening to you talk." she stuck her tongue at him while folding her arms.

Lord Sesshomaru:"..."

Jaken: "Ahhh. Why you! Lord Sesshomaru?"

Lord Sesshomaru: "Jaken if you can not handle the situation then how am I supposed to place any of my trust in you." he said in a cold tone.

Jaken: "yesss, mi lord..." Rin giggled. "and just what's so funny to you human?" he spat at her.

Rin: "Your just mad because I was raised to handle stuff like this better than you."

Jaken: "WHAT? You were hardly raised at all. For all we know yo mama... Yo mama so stupid she spent twenty minutes staring at the orange juice carton because it said "Concentrate".

Rin: "Howwouldyou know that?" she demanded

Jaken: "I took some of Inuyasha's wench's paper books (magazines) and I saw your ugly head under the ugly duckling reject section."

Rin:"(Gasp) Oh yeah, well I too read that same book and it said that Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds."

Jaken:"Lord Sesshomaru?" Jaken wailed.

Lord Sesshomaru:"Rin...you will not use such language anymore. Understood?"

Rin:"Yes mi lord." Jaken fell anime style.

Jaken:"Ok then. Rin. Yo mama's so fat, she auditioned for Indiana Jones and won the big rolling ball part."

Rin:"Yo mama's so fat when she puts on her clothes, they beg for mercy."

Jaken:"Yo mamma's so fat, when she bends over we go into daylight savings time."

Rin:"Yo mama's so fat she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out."

Jaken:"Yo mama's so fat, she plays hopscotch like this: mercury, venus, earth, mars..."

Rin:"Yo mama's so fat she sells shade in the summer."

Jaken:"Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a Nintendo 64 and it turned into a Gameboy."

Rin:"Yo mama's so fat she makes Free Willy look like a Tic Tac."

Jaken:"Yo mama's so fat her yearbook picture took up pgs 25, 26, AND 27."

Rin:"Yo mama's so fat she gotta wear a sock on EACH toe."

Just then Lord Sesshomaru stopped. Jaken was about to go on when his lord called for his attention. "Jaken" Rin had automatically quieted down.

Lord Sesshomaru: "I can sense a demon nearby..."

Jaken: "yes..I believe there's a village nearby as well. But what is that I sense with it?That half-breed brother of yours!

Lord Sesshomaru:'Inuyasha...' He then continued walking towards the direction of the village. Jaken with Rin sitting on Ah-Un followed him afterwards giving him a good four feet in front of them.

Just then, a shadow bird demon showed up out of nowhere.Itflew at a mach 5 left and right over the group before performing dive bomb attacks at Sesshomaru. Tokigenwas released by Sesshomaru buthad littleif no effect at all on the shadow demon.Then, out ofnowhere, the demonstabbed Sesshomaruonhisarm.

The raven demon then caused a dust storm flinging Rin into the air which was imposssible to see in. It then grasped her andheaded towards the village. All that was heard was a cry for help in the distance "Lord Sesshomaru!" .

Lady-Sess: I know it's sort of different from the usual format but the 2nd part totally makes up for it. Trust Me. Oh yeah. Expect another chap this week cause Juni's back and I promised I would have another one. Don't forget to Read and Review.