NICE

Mineta bounced up and down in his seat, his bloodshot gaze alighting more than usual upon certain aspects of feminine anatomy with a hunger comparable to starving hyenas.

"Dude, what's with you today?" Kaminari asked. "Even I'm getting a bit creeped out."

Mineta grasped Kaminari by the shirt and drew him close. "Do you know what chapter it is?"

"Uh, aren't we on chapter twelve, cowboys of the Hokkaido, for history?"

"No, not that! We're on chapter sixty-nine!"

Kaminari giggled and said, "Nice."

"Do you have even the slightest idea what that means?"

"Uh, no? Why, is it important?"

Mineta gestured at the room. "Look around. We're in a comedic drabble series. A sixty-nine joke is inevitable, and that can only mean one thing." Mineta leaned in close and whispered, "Something sexy's gonna happen today."

"I, uh, don't know about that." Kaminari backed away from Mineta as if fearing that the collective loathing of the female half of the class might be contagious. "Maybe the author's going to do something wittier than make sexual innuendos for the sixty-ninth chapter?"

The door slammed open. Hatsume strolled in, smeared with grease, face blackened by the soot of her latest explosion, and her clothes singed so badly they looked ready to fall off at the slightest touch. "Hey, Izu-kun! Power Loader-sensei says I get to make babies with you today!"

Kaminari facepalmed. "Welp, never mind. I heard enough last time, I'm out of here. Beam me up, Nezu!"

An arm popped out of the ceiling and snatched Kaminari by his shirt.

"Where will we be making babies today?" Izuku asked.

"Right here!" Hatsume reached into her cleavage and pulled out a giant toolbox. Slapping the top, she said, "I could fit all our favorite toys in this bad boy."

Drooling, Mineta said, "Wow, they really mean business!"

"Are you okay making babies with everyone else watching?" Izuku asked.

"Let them! It'll be more fun that way. They could even offer suggestions to make the baby-making process better!"

Iida stood and shouted, "That is highly inappropriate and a flagrant violation of multiple school policies! I shall have to inform our teachers at once!"

"Forget it," Jirou said as she dragged Iida out the door. "Let's just grab lunch."

As the rest of the class filed out, Mineta made a mad dash for the film club's room. Grabbing every camera and microphone they had, Mineta scrambled back to class and aimed every camera at the pair.

"Don't mind me," Mineta said. "Go wild!"

"Ooh, I never thought of recording our baby-making before! That'll be loads of fun to watch later."

Mineta's excitement turned to confusion as Hatsume pulled out power tools. Confusion turned to anguish as said power tools were used on a rocket-powered hammer.

Leaving the room in tears, Mineta shouted at the sky, "Why can't I have a single moment of happiness!"

Right after Mineta left, Midnight rushed in wearing a risqué set of black lingerie and frowned.

"Rats, I missed my chance."

500

Against all odds, this drabble series preserves its T rating.