Chapter 1
In a drunken state, Jimmy stumbles to the bathroom. He gets turned around in the dark and without realizing it pisses in the tub. This is what Jimmy's life has become, all because of that crazy bitch! Here's his story
2015.
Do you Cindy take Jimmy to be your husband Ya da Ya da Ya da- do you Jimmy take Cindy Ya da Ya da Ya da- we do. With smiles as big as the day, they start there life.
2015 and 1 month
"You son of a bitch, why can't you ever spend time with me!" Screamed Cindy.
"I told you, I've been working on my plutonium symphonic jet propelled dog scooper. Get off my back beotch!" shot back Jimmy.
"Well tomorrow I'm leaving for Athens and I just thought you wanted some snooky snooky, but you can forget about it Nerdtron!" exclaimed Cindy.
"Listen up Cynthia, number 1; you are not going to Greece by yourself and number 2; since when does working at Hooters require you to work outside of the country?" Asked Jimmy, confused.
"You listen to me, birdbrain. I'm doing a modeling shoot with the girls and you're not going to stop me!" screamed Cindy, at the top of her lungs.
Jimmy had to duck as a salad bowl, complete with dressing, comes flying at his head!
"Oh you are so going to pay for that little girl"
He returns the favor by flinging the spaghetti right back at her! In the end, they made love right in the middle of the mess!