DELIVERY

A knock came at the warehouse door. An uncertain voice called out, "Pizza delivery!"

All for One gave the door a frosty glare. "Did any of you order pizza?"

Most of the League looked away, afraid to meet the villain's gaze. Dabi raised his hand and said, "I got hungry, sue me."

All for One opened the door a crack and asked, "What kind is it?"

"Anchovy and pineapple."

Dabi shuddered. "Definitely not mine."

As All for One prepared to destroy the door and everything a mile behind it, Spinner said, "That's mine, actually."

All for One glared hard enough for Spinner's scales to turn white. He threw the pizza at Spinner, who barely caught it.

Another knock immediately came at the door. All for One asked, "Did you get the Extra Flamin' buffalo chicken pizza?"

"Yep!" Smoke wisped out of Dabi's mouth as he took a bite. "Mmm… tastes like freedom."

"Alright, good. There better not be any more-"

A third knock came. All for One asked in a voice as thin and sharp as a knife's edge, "Who else ordered a pizza?"

Every member of the League sheepishly raised a hand. From behind the bar, Kurogiri said, "We're out of food. I've been trying to get Toga to restock, but she gets distracted."

Toga hummed as she bit into her bloody steak pizza. "I can't help it! I see so many cute people when I'm out and I gotta have a taste."

Once everyone got their pizza, All for One slammed the door shut hard enough to crack the doorframe. "There. That better be the last of the-"

Another knock came. "I sure hope this wasn't a prank call," the delivery man said. "When we say we'll put anything on our pizzas, I didn't think we'd actually have iron filings and copper wire."

"That isn't any of yours, is it?" All for One asked the League.

As the League shook their heads, Izuku said, "Everyone was ordering pizza, so I got some as well."

All for One's mask cracked as his temper broke. "How did you even know this address?"

"I gave them the GPS coordinates."

"Did you give anyone else these coordinates?"

Another knock interrupted Izuku's answer. A familiar voice called out, "Special delivery!"

All for One yanked the door off its frame. "At last! Time to finish what I started five-"

The delivery boy quivered, holding the pizza like a shield. "I'm not paid enough for this, just take it!"

After shoving the pizza at All for One, the poor delivery boy sprinted for his car and clipped a streetlight as he violently sped away.

"I ordered more," Izuku said as another delivery person knocked on the empty doorframe. "Since we are having a pizza party."

At the end of a conga line of pizza personnel, All Might, clad in a pizza chain uniform and holding an empty box, said, "No, after you. Make sure to get far away once you're done, alright?"

497

All for One, two days later: "Did that Midoriya brat use my credit card to buy a million dollars of pizza?"

And thus, the League of Villains went bankrupt.

Also, five hundred followers! Nice!