A/N: With my AIM screen name of "RoychansMuffin" and my Unofficial State Alchemist title "The Muffin Alchemist", I bring to you… a muffin drabble. MUFFINS ROCK! This is implied Roy x Riza… not really, but it kinda is… at least in my world. Eh. Whatever! Review!
2. Roy & Riza - Blueberry Muffins
It had been a long day for Roy Mustang. First, he got up early wash his uniform that he had forgotten to clean the night before. Then he went to work and was hassled endlessly by Ed until he finally sent the boy off on a pointless mission to clean the restrooms. After that, Maes Hughes demanded Roy's apt attention while he showed the colonel photo after photo of his "adorable bundle of cuteness". And at lunch, the mess hall ran out of muffins (so he had a hell of a time trying to steal one from Ed… he failed at that one), and after that they ran out of peanut butter.
In the afternoon, Roy had to play counselor to Lieutenant Havoc while he had a nervous breakdown from lack of cigarettes. Then Hughes came in to show the same pictures to Roy again. Two hours later, Ed busted a giant hole in the wall (so Roy told him to clean the bathrooms again as punishment) and Armstrong made an even bigger hole after trying to prove that "giant hole-in-the-wall-making skills" were passed down the Armstrong line for generations. Roy was running out of bathrooms for his subordinates to clean, so instead, he told Armstrong to buy Havoc some cigarettes before the second lieutenant started crying.
At a quarter to four, his desk drawer got jammed, and he spent the better part of an hour trying to pull it open, and when it finally did shoot open, it socked him hard in the stomach and threw him against the wall. And once he got up from his position of pain, he found that the pen he wanted in there was out of ink. His paperwork still wasn't done yet, so when Ed "accidentally" broke the desk lamp in Roy's office, the colonel told him to do his paperwork; and at this demand, Ed had a temper tantrum and broke even more of Roy's office's possessions.
Roy's back and his feet and his brain were all aching when he dragged himself to Riza Hawkeye's house after work. Luckily for him, Hawkeye knew exactly how to make the tired taisa feel better:
She made him blueberry muffins.
--crazykitsune17--