A/N: I love this one. It makes me giggle every time I think about it… Please review!
3. Roy x Ed – Fix Him
Winry stepped into the colonel's office, a blank, confused look on her face as she stepped tentatively in. The colonel himself had called her at her home in Rizenbul, though why he would, she had no idea. Colonel Mustang didn't have automail; why would he call her?
Unless something happened to Ed, and for some reason, he can't call me himself… Winry began to fret and fidget on her feet, but her fears were soon assuaged when she saw Ed sitting grumpily in a chair next to Mustang's desk, his arms (the automail one completely intact and looking good) crossed and his lips frowning. Then why am I here…?
"Ah, Miss Rockbell, you're here," said Mustang grandly, getting up from his chair and ushering the girl over to where Ed was sitting. "Good."
"Uh, sir? What am I here for?"
Mustang's face clouded over - his eyebrows knitted – and he pointed roughly at Ed, his finger almost jabbing him in the temples. "Fix him," he demanded. "He squeaks when he's in bed."
Winry's eyes snapped open wider in surprise. Does he mean what I think he means…? Ed reacted as well, jumping out of his seat and screaming in the colonel's face, "That's not my automail, you dumbass!"
At this remark, it was Mustang's turn to look surprised. He blinked a couple times, then turned to Winry. "Oh," he said. "Then in that case, Miss Rockbell… I guess you don't need to fix him…"
Winry ran out of the room as quick as she could.
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