A/N: Here you go, Wing Omega! The Ed x Scieszka I had locked up in storage for a long time. Not my greatest work, but it's slightly amusing, so whatever. I have a Roy x Scieszka one coming up next, so be prepared! O.O Thank you to all of those who reviewed the last chapter. I was seriously expecting only one or two reviews… Gah, I'm so happy to hear from you guys, and I apologize for disappearing… o.o I love you guys!

5. Ed x Scieszka – Misunderstanding

A sniveling Scieszka walked into Ed's dorm room.

Edward Elric jumped up from his bed, accidentally kicking his brother who was reading on the floor. "Sceiszka! What's the matter?"

"I should be asking you that question!" Sceiszka sniffed, tears running down her cheeks. Ed gave her a blank look.

"What?"

"Why do you hate me?"

"What?" Ed rushed over to Sceiszka, almost knocking over the books she seemed to always have glued to her arms. Quickly, he wrapped his arm around her and gave her a quick, impulsive kiss on the cheek. Scieszka's face grew slightly hot. "I don't hate you!"

"Th-that's not what the colonel said!"

Ed face-faulted. He made a mental note to get FullMet-evil on Mustang's ass the next time he saw him. "What the hell did that bastard say?" Al was curious now; he eavesdropped on Ed and Scieszka's conversation.

"He said you don't care about me."

Ed felt like ripping the colonel's face off. He's twisting the people around! It's him I don't care about, not Sceiszka! "Scieszka, you mean the world to me! Mustang's just trying to make himself feel better. He's sore because I broke up our sad, pathetic little excuse for a relationship…"

"You and Colonel Mustang broke up?" This was news to Al…

"Yeah." Ed brushed off the question offhandedly and continued to clutch Sceiszka around the shoulders. "What I said was 'I love Scieszka'!"

Sceiszka looked just as confused as both Ed and Al. Dropping her books onto a nearby desk, she asked, "How do you mix that up?"

Ed ran his fingers through his hair. "Colonel Mustang can mix anything up because that's just the kind of asshole he is."

Sceiszka smiled weakly. "Is this true Ed? Do you really love me?"

Before Ed could answer with "yes", Al stood up and shouted, "When were you and Colonel Mustang going out in the first place?"

A/N: Ha ha. Wow. Yeah. I love Roy x Ed too much…

-crazykitsune17