Disclaimer: I regret to inform you that I don't own Harry Potter, nor any of the Video Games, Cartoons, and Book Series that are mentioned in this story.

Okay people, this fanfic is a little different than most. I've decided to create a 'Choose your own crossover' fic. If any of you have a game, show, or book series you'd like Voldy and his friends to be teleported to, I'll be happy to try including them. Just review or email and let me know! Enjoy the intro!

Harry Potter and the Final Showdown

Harry Potter had the answer at last. After years of searching out and destroying Voldemort's Horcruxes, he had devised a way to make the final fight a little more even. It was all so simple. And so ironic.

Voldemort and the Death Eaters, with their pure-blood mania and hatred of muggles, would never see it coming. Harry, Ron, and Hermione had been training for the final battle for months now, rarely having time for anything else. Other members of the Order of the Phoenix were also helping. Neville had joined as soon as he was old enough, as had a few of their other friends from Hogwarts. The fighting had been fierce and both sides had taken casualties. Voldemort had lost nearly all his Death Eaters, and Grawp had taken command of the remaining giants, causing him to lose his most dangerous creatures. The dementors had all been eradicated, thanks to an American muggle-born who had moved to London, and immediately joined up with Harry and company.

Voldemort was always angry these days, having just three faithful servants left. The others had been killed, captured, or had betrayed him. Lucius Malfoy and the others who had been captured in the Ministry fiasco had been broken out, only to have most of them be killed in the escape, or later in battles. Of the original Death Eaters, only Lucius, Snape, and Bellatrix remained alive. The others were all stupid criminals, werewolves, or under the Imperius curse.

Harry and his friends trained at their new friend's house. Daoka was the American who had devised the dementor killing curse, as well as helping Harry develop the idea for the final battle with "Moldyshorts" as Daoka called the Dark Lord. Harry and his friends were taking a lunch break, having trained most of the morning. Ron and Hermione were sitting across the table, talking quietly. Harry could see Hermione blush every now and then, and Ron's ears were a light pink, although he looked pleased with himself. Harry returned to his turkey sandwich, smiling to himself and thinking "It's about bloody time they got together." Daoka sat down next to Harry, having finished cleaning up the sandwich makings. "Good training sessions this morning." Daoka told him

"Yeah, but you still beat us all, like usual." Harry replied, grinning

"That's because I've been doing it longer." Daoka replied "You guys are really getting the hang of it though." He picked up his roast beef sandwich and began to eat. Harry watched him for a while, still bemused that someone like Daoka could think up a way to destroy dementors or come up with the battle plans for the end game. Daoka was a fairly ordinary person, he was little shorter than average height, had dark hair, and was kind of stout around the mid-section. His eyes were what gave him away however. They were the exact same blue as Dumbledore's and had nearly the same effect on Harry and nearly everyone else. There were subtle differences though. Daoka could be mischievous on occasion, his eyes twinkling as he made jokes and laughed with everyone else. But other times they were hard as agates, and it didn't take much to set him off.

All in all, Harry thought, maybe it wasn't so strange. Daoka just seemed to be searching for a safe way to vent all the anger he had. Ron had mentioned that he was glad that Daoka was on their side, because if Voldemort had gotten him, they'd probably be dead already. Daoka had responded by joking that if he had joined Voldemort, then he would be in command of the Death Eaters, after overthrowing "Moldyshorts". He seemed to have a flair for creating defensive and fun spells. The spell that would help them rid the world of Voldemort, was one that could teleport up to ten people into the book series, TV show, cartoon, or video game of their choice. Harry and Hermione had put their heads together with Daoka, so they could choose one that Voldemort and his cronies would have no chance at. They had come up with a long list, and decided which ones would be best, then narrowed it down to which one would confuse and frighten the enemies they transported with them. Thus had they whittled down the ranks of Death Eaters, casting them into various video games, most of which were the action or fighting games. The most memorable of which had been when they had teleported Wormtail into Turok: Dinosaur Hunter and dropped him into a pit of hungry Raptors. Harry still remembered Wormtail's shrieks of agony as the killer dinosaurs ripped him to shreds. It didn't disturb him as much as he had thought it would, because of all that Wormtail had done to him and his family.

Harry's personal favorite torture had been when they scared Draco Malfoy and all the other young Death Eaters into neutrality. Daoka had come up with the truly evil idea of teleporting them into various kids' shows. They had started out on "Sesame Street", and that didn't really do anything, but between "Teletubbies" and "Barney", they had promised to go into hiding and not help Voldemort any more. Malfoy had tried to attack Harry again anyway, but after ten minutes of Dora the Explorer he had burst into tears and begged to be let out. So the Order had kidnapped Mrs. Malfoy and she and Draco were now in hiding. Lucius had refused, and apparated to Voldemort for assistance, but the Order was gone by the time he and a few others got back to his mansion. After lunch, they headed back to the training room. About five hours later, they ended training for the day and went out to dinner. As they were walking to the restaurant down the block, a couple of Death Eaters jumped out in front of them. Before Harry, Ron or Hermione could react though, Daoka had already pulled out his wand and teleported them into his Game Boy Advance SP. Ron looked impressed "That was quick." Daoka grinned at him

"I'm always prepared. You know, 'Constant Vigilance' and all that." They all laughed and Hermione asked

"Which game did you send them to?"

"Super Mario Bros 3." Daoka replied "They are now goombas and koopa troopas."

"Are you gonna get rid of them now?" Harry asked.

"Naw, I wanna eat first, then we can hook it up to the GameCube and you guys can watch while I dispense some old-school justice." Harry and Ron high-fived, and Hermione smiled. After they had eaten and returned to Daoka's house, he plugged his GBA SP into the Game Boy player and they watched as he stomped, whacked and burned the death eater/goombas. Ron cheered as Daoka threw a shell at the remaining enemy and it died. They had a meeting before going to bed.

"Okay guys, tomorrow is the day we get rid of Moldyshorts and his death munchers once and for all." Daoka told them. Harry looked excited, as did Ron. Hermione looked apprehensive, but Ron put his arm around her to reassure her, and she gave him a grateful smile. Daoka and Harry exchanged a grin, both of them thinking the same thing.

Harry was awakened by his alarm clock the next morning, and bolted out of bed. Today was the day he finally got his revenge! He dressed quickly and practically flew downstairs to find Daoka and the others already eating breakfast. "There you are, sleepyhead!" Ron chided him "And I thought I was the lazy one!" Harry hit his shoulder in response, and sat down next to him. He poured a bowl of cereal and dug in. "Hungry are we?" Daoka asked, chuckling. Harry nodded, but didn't answer. "I hope you three are ready for all the fun today." Daoka said, looking at each of them in turn "Today is the day that Moldyshorts and his death munchers get what's coming to them!" Harry, Ron and Hermione all cheered and started clearing away their empty bowls. After everything was cleaned and dried, they stepped outside, preparing to apparate to Voldemort's hideout. It was a crisp spring morning, and the flowers in Daoka's flowerbed were a riot of colors. Daoka inhaled deeply, taking in the scent of his flowers and the after smell of the rain storm the night before. It was going to be a memorable day indeed!

Harry, Ron, Hermione and Daoka glanced at each other and said in unison "Three, two, one, NOW!" and with a series of pops, they disappeared from the front of Daoka's house. Harry really didn't like apparating, but knew that it was faster to do so. When the sensation of constriction vanished, Harry opened his eyes and found himself staring at an old abandoned house on a cliff near the ocean. He heard yelling and looked around to find the others already firing the 'Fun-eportation' spell. Death eaters were disappearing left and right, vanishing into Daoka's games that he always kept with him. Hermione hit a few and sent them to a few books that she kept. Ron was randomly sending them to either Daoka or Hermione's items. Harry joined in the fun, sending the death eaters into the DVD's he was carrying for Daoka. At last, there was only Voldemort, Snape, Lucius and Bellatrix left in the real world. Harry advance on Voldemort. "Are you going to try killing me now, Potter?" Voldemort sneered "You dare to challenge the most powerful wizard in all history?"

Harry laughed, his eyes glinting "You're powers are nothing compared to Dumbledore's, or my new friend here." He gestured towards Daoka, who pretended to blush. "You think this tubby American can beat the Dark Lord!" Bellatrix laughed "Fools! You should never have thought to challenge us!" Harry, Ron, and Hermione exchanged glances.

"You're the fool." Hermione told her smugly "You've just made your final mistake, calling Daoka 'tubby'."

So what did you guys think? First game is gonna everyone's favorite shooter. HALO!

Please R and R! And don't forget to send me your ideas for other things to send Moldyshorts into!

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