30 Ways to Drive Haruno Sakura Crazy
1. Put bubble gum on her Sasuke shrine.
2. Lick her ankles during the night.
3. Tie a Pop-Tart to her head. For no reason at all.
4. Place a chipmunk in her backpack.
5. Tell Sasuke every little thing wrong with her.
6. Tell Naruto, Lee, Neji, Gaara, and every other character Sakura has ever been paired with that she is madly in love with them.
7. Hug her.
8. When Sasuke's watching.
9. Lock her and Ino in a closet.
10. Send her an email with a link to a fluffy Lee/Sakura fan fiction.
11. Better yet, a lemony Ino/Sasuke fic.
12. Draw her and Kakashi kissing and tape it to her front door.
13. Put a pile of Popsicle sticks in the middle of her floor, and stare at them for four to eight hours.
14. Walk in circles around her wearing a fireman hat.
15. Put peanut butter in her CD player.
16. Eat her headband.
17. Put her fingers in warm water in the middle of the night.
18. Knock Rock Lee out, drag him to her house, and lock him in her underwear drawer.
19. Watch Pandoras box open next time she reaches for a pair of clean underwear.
20. Send a fake love letter to her from Orochimaru.
21. Put a ferret in her pillowcase.
22. Make up a song about English muffins and airplanes, and Sasuke being gay.
23. Sing it loudly, and all the time.
24. Put one of her bras on a stick and give it to Naruto right when Sakura is walking past.
25. On her birthday, send her a log, but use a genjutsu to make it look like Sasuke's severed head.
26. Switch her shampoo with Lee's eyebrow wax.
27. Come into her house with a bottle of bleach, smile, and say, "Guess what? I just finished washing your Mom's car, inside and out! And boy, is it white!"
28. Graffiti "SASUKE LOVES NARUTO FOREVER" on the wall outside of her house.
29. Have Sasuke confess his love to her, wait until they kiss passionately, and release the transformation jutsu, leaving her swapping spit with Rock Lee!
30. Tell her she smells like Gai's armpits after a week of hard training.
NEW FEATURE! Sakura's reaction:
"... What?" Sakura's eyes flew open as she read the list, terror filling her from the inside out.
"Orochimaru? LEE IN MY UNDERWEAR DRAWER?"
Sakura grabbed a frying pan, rushed to her dresser, and threw open her underwear drawer.
She was relieved to not see Lee inside her panty drawer, but instead-
"NARUTO!" Sakura yelled, and held up the frying pan defensively. "GET OUT OF MY UNDERWEAR!"
"Ow! OW! SAKURA!" Naruto screamed as Sakura beat him with the pan.
"GET OUT!" she yelled, and threw him out the window.
A/N: See that little purpley button down there? Well, everytime you press that button, I get to whack my cousin on the head, because he said no one would like this little series. Let me whack him again!