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Disclaimer: I so sadly do not own the X-men and I don't own this quote either "First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a DICK"!- the was from the movie Donnie Darko.

Anyway... here's what i do own

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Chapter 1: Tabby's great question and Kitty's Great Idea.

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It was the last day of school and that can only bring only 2 things in the minds of teenage mutants... Who is going to have the bangingest last day of school party and the 3 months of freedom called SUMMER!

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The quiet and anxious halls of Bayville high

Every eye looked up at the clocks with only 3.4 seconds left of their misery.

-BRIIIIIIINNGGG!- (An:that was my sorry excuse for the bell)

And with that, the students poured out of the halls like hungry moose's seeing their first meal in over a month. But, somehow Kitty happened to find Rouge in all of this.

"Hey like Rouge!" Kitty said and got pushed into the big man himself Piotr.

"Hey like watch where your like going!" Kitty then realized who she bumped into... 'He is like so dreamy...' she thought.

"Whoah!" She almost fell because of another careless teenager bumped into her but Piotr caught her.

"Hello Katya, are you all right? Piotr asked while helping up her delicate frame from falling. 'She's cute' he thought.

"Well I'm like fine now..." she said. 'What did I just say? Oh stupid stupid stupid Kitty! Wait did he hear me?' she wondered.

"What was that?"

"Hey I'm like fine thanks." she thanked god that he didn't hear her and was about to ask something stupid but then she remembered Rouge. 'Oh yeah crap Rouge.'

"Like sorry Piotr I have to go." she started to walk away to try and find Rouge, in the halls that had now died down.

"See you later Katya" Piotr waved. She felt like melting when he called her 'Katya.' She just waved back, 'Now where is that Rouge?'

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Bayville High parking lot.

The parking lot was nearly empty, only a few of the nerd kids that said bye to all of their teachers cough Jean and Scott cough and other people that where too high to go home from smoking all of their drugs in their lockers were left.

Rouge was found swinging on two rusted old swings waiting for Kitty. From the day Rogue first heard Kitty say "like" they made a tradition to walk home on the last day of school everyday. (Something Kitty thought up.) "Come on Kit where are ya." Rouge muttered quietly to herself. Then she heard someone sit down next to her.

"Waiten fo' someone, Cherie?" Remy said lighting a cigarette.

"Depends on if you lookin for meh" Rouge looked up at him then heard her name and looked up.

"Hey Rouge like Rouge!" Kitty yelled from across the parking lot.

Rouge looked back at Remy and watched him inhale the cigerette, "Ya know those things will kill ya" she pointed to his cigerette. But then did the unexpected and took it from his hands inhaled it and put it out in the dirt.

"See ya around Cajun." Rouge waved off.

"Bye Cherie" Remy waved and couldn't believe what Rouge had just did.

When Rouge reached Kitty she saw the smirk on her face.

"What?" Rouge asked.

"You have like a thing for Gambit!" Kitty accused.

"Kit, are you high?"

"Like no! I just see how you act like around him!"

"Well Ah don't and don't go aroun' sayin that Ah do okay?"

"Like Okay, hey did I like tell you? Tabby and I thought we should all have a sleep over!" Kitty bounced.

"What do ya mean?" Rouge knew what Kitty had in mind for sleep overs. Make-up, boy talk, hair doing, ugh... it goes on.

"You know! All the X-girls! Wanda too! Make-up, boy talk, hair doing, etc... etc... come on Rouge it'd be like fun! Kitty pleaded.

"Fahn"

"Like thanks Rouge! Be in our room at like seven!" Kitty said excitedly and actually hugged Rouge and ran thorough the mansions gates to get the slumber party ready.

"Crazy Bitch" Rouge muttered to herself.

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Kitty and Rouge's Room. Midnight

The girls had their slumber but were told they had to be in bed before 12 because of danger room sessions. Boy did they hate Logan... their first night of summer and they had to be in bed before 12 because of Logan and his stupid need for danger room sessions. And to top it off he kept checking in on them to make sure they were sleeping. Boy was he was going to get it. Anyway, all the girls were sprawled out across they floor sleeping except for one... Tabby.

"That's it!" Tabby rose up from her 'sleeping' position and went over to find where Rouge and Kitty were sleeping.

"Hey Rogue are you sleeping? Tabby whispered.

"Well not anymore" Rouge sat up on her elbows. "What do ya want?

"I just had a question... Who do you think is pimp-in-er... Pietro or Gambit?" Tabby saw Rouge get wide-eyed when she said 'Remy.'

"Why would Ah care?

"I don't know if you would but I can't decide."

"Ask Kit." Rouge poked Kitty.

"Fine, Hey wake up... Yo wake up" Tabby gave Kitty a wet Wily.

"AH DO YOU LIK-" but Kitty was cut off by Tabby's hand covering her mouth.

"Shut up Kitty! Do you want Wolverine in here?"

" No Okay whatever, like want to you want?

"Tabby had the great question,"Who is pimp-in-er... Pietro or Remy?" Rouge couldn't fall back asleep from Kitty's yell.

"Well I don't know and I don't like care, ha maybe you should have a Pimp-a-thon so they can duel it out to see? Kitty looked up and swore she saw a little light blink above Tabby's head.

"Kitty that's a great idea!" Tabby jumped up excitedly and went to go fetch a piece of paper and a pen so they could plan it. Kitty looked at Rouge with a worried expression.

"No Tabby I was like totally kidding..." but it was too late Kitty and Rouge were sucked into Tabby's puppy dog eyes and were to help plan probably the only pimp-a-thon ever.

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Hello readers! I need you people to vote when you review! Who is pimp-in-est Pietro or Remy think about their qualities!