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Oh and EvilWhiteRaven you can find your review at the bottom of this chapter. (psst i thought you made a very good point, good job)
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Chapter 3: Seduction! I choose Seduction! Well who wouldn't?
Recently on Pimp-a-thon:
"Well Wolverine might be afraid of you or you could make me afraid you, choose!" Jubilee answered.
" I choose choice #2" everyone gave out a chuckle and all went to their death (the danger room). Well with the exception of Wanda of course, she hexed Wolverine into a wall and went on her merry way to the brotherhood household. Everyone survived their death and the pimp-a-thon was still a secret well from Ororo,Logan,Xavier and all of the boys with the exception of Scott. See Jean persuaded him into the pimp-a-thon, but maybe for something else too, well they missed the first part of the danger room session!
Tabby barged through the door at the Brotherhood House and collapsed on the couch.
"Have fun?" Wanda yelled from the kitchen.
"Have fun?!" Tabby mocked. " Since you just had to hex Wolverine through a wall, he gave us 30 more minutes!!!"
Wanda smirked and walked in the living room " Well you could have excaped to ya know? Just put some of those bombs in his pants and your good to go!" Tabby thought it was a good idea but " Getting in his pants! Ewe that's completely gross! Ewe, bad images!" Wanda then considered that and actually ran to bathroom to throw up. "Well since your going near the kitchen can ya grab me a a soda?" Then out of no where a can of soda can flying at her and went her right in the gut "In the words of Kitty "Like ow" "Like what was the for?" she didn't hear anything. "Wanda ya there?" No response. Then out of no where a gust of wind came and Pietro was sitting Indian style on her tummy!
" Tabby,-never-take-up-the-speaking-ways-of-that-valley-girl,-it's-annoying enough-already-and-creepy-when-you-do-it" Pietro flashed his pearly whites.
"Fine whatever, NOW GET OFF ME!" Tabby tried to push him off.
"Who?Little-old-me?" Pietro pointed too himself and acted completely clueless.
"YES YOU!" 'Damnit, why does he have too look to cute?' she thought.
"Why?"
"BECAUSE YOUR KINDA CRUSHING A PART WHERE A BABY MIGHT GO!" Of course Pietro had to smirk at this. "Ewe, not with you! That's nasty!" Tabby completely lied."Oh-that-one-hurt" Pietro did a dramatic pose. But then he quickly moved so he was now he was laying completely on top of her. "Well is this any better?"he whispered with his face only inches from hers. "No this is" as qucikly as Pietro did, she garbed his hands and moved him so he was under her. Pietro gulped. He looked started into her blue eyes and Tabby's did the same at his."Yeah this is so much better" he said and started kissing her passionately. 'Ha i got him, but now he needs to sign that stupid paper Jean made, damnit! Oh this feels good..."
" Uh Pietro" Tabby breathed through her kisses.
"Yeah?" he started kissing her neck.
"Well-um,wouldyouliketodosomethingcrazylikebeinapimp-a-thon? She said as fast as him.
"Yeah sure whatever..." he started nibbling on her ear, he didn't really care about what she had and couldn't hear her either.
"Okay" she smiled but you have to sign this, she took the piece of paper and a pen from her bra. "Ya have to sign this though." She crammed it in his hand and started kissing him wildly! He smirked,signed it quickly and threw it behind him. 'Ha he's hooked now! But I still have to-' but she was interrupted from her thoughts from a certain Toad.
"Ewe guys that couch can you please do it somewhere else!" he yelled from the stairs. The pair stopped and look a each other. " My room?" Pietro asked. "Sure" she smiled, so Pietro scooped her up and whizzed upstairs to his room, for a very fun afternoon!
"I didn't mean "Go do it",literally!" Toad yelled back up at them. He shuddered.
(An:Ha, now I got some thinking food! Noodles! Anyway...)
Xavier Institute
"Thank ya professa" Rogue walked out of Xaviar's office. She felt like crying or even hugging Xavier but most of all she felt like, screaming up and down!
AHHHHH!hahahahaha!"Who can touch me? Me, that's who!!" Rogue screamed up and down and started to do jig but realized what she was doing and went to go get a certain Kitty to go to a certain base to see the certain person she would like most to know she can certainly touch! Maybe a certain Cajun? Well of course she would never admit that, but her excuse was to seduce that certain Cajun into doing the certain pimp-a-thon. And Kitty would love to see a certain Russian that is friends with that certain Cajun who lives at that certain base with the certain Russian who likes that certain Kitty.
2:00 A.M. The balcony outside of Kitty and Rogues room.
"On come Kit, move it!" Rogue yelled but kind of whispered up at Kitty. Kitty's afraid of heights and climbing down a two-story building with a rope made out of blankets isn't really her thing.
"Like sorry, oh like screw this"She phased thorough the rope and into a bush. "Like ow" she rubbed her bottom.
"C'mon Kit we haven't got all naght!" Rogue was about half-way across the yard.
"Oh sure I'm like fine!Grr" Kitty caught up with Rogue and phased them thorough the gates and off for a little night of fun! But they didn't know a friend would meet the along the way! Hey hey! (An:Sorry that just rhymed, lol)
Well Hello party people! Oh longest chapter yet! Well I gave u Seduction in this chapter,didn't I? Well don't freight because there's more along the way! Uh the only reason Rogue and Kitty snuck out is because if they went in the middle of the day of course they'd be questioned and everyone and their freaking brother can know about the pimp-a-thon!
EvilWhiteRaven-You made a great point in your review! And it's so true! I mean I can't take sides of who is pimp-in-er but if I were a reviewer I'd really think before a i hit that purple button at the bottom of the page. You can either get a hug or a cake you choose!lol Here was his/or her review:
hmm i say Pietro, mainly because if Remy is a pimp then that means hes not with Rogue and i am against Remy being with anyone else. lol. and also because if you are a pimp then you have hoes and you get money from your hoes and Remy is a theif so he doesn't need to pimp out hoes but Pietro has an earing and so do pimps and he looks like he has money but where does he get it from? lol HIS HOES! lol. so my choice is Pietro. lol were you asking for people to vote wether they seduce or not too? lol well if so then yes have Rogue seduce Remy! lol. anyways can't wait for your update.
Ah yes and now to the poles...
Remy:7
Pietro:1
Pst guys/girls you can vote for anyone you want to! I mean i could even make it a twist ending and my the Pimp King Toad! Muahahaha,but seriously i could.
Oh and how does Rogue control her powers? Find out next chappie!