A/N: Hahaha, I like this one… It's so mean… XD Please review!
14. Roy x Ed – Short
"Hey, Ed, can you get that on the top shelf for me?" Roy asked, sitting back lazily in his desk as he twirled a pencil between his fingers. Ed nodded eagerly and pranced off to the bookshelf on the other side of the room, standing on his tiptoes and reaching as far as his arms would allow.
Roy watched in amusement as Ed jumped and reached, his hands grasping for the wallet lying at the very top of the gigantic bookshelf. He leaned back in his chair and chewed on the pencil he was twirling, trying very hard to keep from laughing. Ed was now making little frustrated noises as he tried to grab the wallet, and it was almost too cute for Roy to bear.
Finally, after about two minutes of fruitless struggle, Ed turned back to Roy, a pained look on his face, and said "Roy, I can't reach it."
Roy smirked. "And why not, Edward?"
Ed's face fell into clouded embarrassment. Roy was playing his sick games again… What a sadist… Ed grumbled to himself. He's just doing this to boost his own ego… Bastard… He didn't answer.
"I said why can't you reach my wallet, FullMetal," Roy said sternly, leaning forward on his desk and staring into Ed with a strict, almost evil sort of glint in his nigrescent eyes. "Answer me why. That's an order."
Ed's nails dug into his palms, and his body started quaking from shame and from the pure intensity of Roy's glaring charcoal eyes. His teeth ground against his bottom lip, and sweat ran down his temples.
"I'm waiting for your explanation, Ed."
Ed brought his quivering fists up and gave Roy two middle fingers before answer, "Because I'm too short."
Roy grinned. He pounded the desk and snorted with laughter. "Hah! That's what I wanted to hear!" he shouted, standing up and grabbing his wallet himself. "Okay, let's go get some ice cream now."
Ed glared at his superior. "I hate you," he said.
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