Okay,guys this is a disgrace! Only 3 Reviews I mean if you really don't like this story than just tell me Sheesh! Hey well at least i got new people!

Well enough of my bickering!

Reviews:

fudje-Oh,I'm sure I'll find a way... but one problem... I have no idea who he is! Help me!

SickmindedSucker- Okay i just have to say one thing, I LOVE YOU! Even if your are a girl probably but all well. You give awesome reviews! Well Toad did give good advice, I mean it would be kinda creepy them doing it on the couch! Lol. Well You get the seduction that you actually wanted in this chapter! Well perhaps who knows? I have noticed that you've mentioned Remy's sexiness and meatiness in all of your reviews! And your completely right in all of them. Also i always like one sentences more than any other one in each review... my favorite one in this one was,"Remy is a sexy of man meat, although... probably wouldn't be all that bad either... ;-). I mean, think of how big his sucker is!" You always make me laugh! LoL. Keep on Keepin it on.

malciah- Oh my god your soo right! About the quiet ones! But I'm not sure if Piotr even knows what a pimp is... hmm I'll have to find out. By the way The whole Toad being the Pimp King was just a threat... but still i could be twisted and make him win, just cause I'm evil! Muhahaha lol

Disclaimer: I don't own this story but i sadly own nothing else... here have a random fact

In an average day, a four year old child will ask 437 questions.

Okay now i cant write,I'm in the zone.

Chapter 4: Everyone Gets a sleeping Buddy

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Some dark ally...

Rogue and Kitty were lost. More lost than a zipper in a button factory. So we find them hopelessly lost in some dark ally.

"Like Rogue where are we?" Kitty looked around for familiar things... nope nothing.

"Ah have no idea!"

" But I like thought you have been to the base like thousand times!"

"Yeah but only for missions and it wasn't fer sex!"

"I like doubt that" Kitty muttered to herself.

"Excuse meh?" Rogue turned around to face Kitty.

"Who like me? I didn't like sa-" but Kitty was cut off by a somewhat familiar voice.

"Oh c'mon Rogue don't lie" Rogue and Kitty turned around. "Wanda?" and yes indeed it was Wanda. She stepped out of the shadows and asked "So what are two doing out so late... or should I say so early in the morning?"

"We should ask ya the same thang" Rogue then realized Wanda was holding leash and something leather.

"Oh what's this!" Rogue grabbed the leather thing from Wanda's hand and held it up in the light " Oh may gawd,whose this fer!" It was a cat woman's costume with the ears and everything. A millions things were going thorough Kitty's head of what it was used for but then she pictured Wanda using it with Toad.

"Ewe like Wanda I should like burn this! Like Toad? Ewe!

" My god Kitty get a brain! Why else would I be walking down the same creepy ally that you are walking down at 3:00 A.M.?"

"Like um... I don't know..."

"To get to Magnetos base!" Wanda snatched her garment out of Rogue's hand.

" Like Oh... then whose the thing for? Piotr?"

"Kit, it's fer St. John duh..." Well Rogue hoped it was him, not her Remy! What when did he, become hers...?

"Good job! "Now do you guys want help or what?"

"Fahn let's go"

So they walked down the creepy street's of Bayville without getting raped, murdered or kidnapped! And they reached the base of Magneto too! But Kitty just happen to blurt out the pimp-a-thon which Wanda thought was a good idea. So she decided ask or should i say force John into doing.

4:00 A.M. Outside of Magneto's base.

"Hey like isn't it like completely ironic that John's, Remy's and Piotr's room's just like happen to be next to each other?

" Yeah Yeah just go where your guys' room is and then Kitty can phase thorough, okay?" Wanda ordered.

" Like Okay hold my hands."

"1..."

"2..."

"3..."

"Go"

All three of them stepped into each of their "sex slave's" room's.

----Johns room----

'Oh darn he's sleeping, well duh it 4:13 in the morning' Wanda thought 'Oh he looks so peaceful!'

" All well!" Wanda pounced on to his bed and kissed him on the lips passionately.

"Well that's a great thing to wake up to..." he tore off her top and um well you can guess what they were about to do.

... Piotr's room...

'Oh my god he like doesn't have a shirt on!' Kitty stood over Piotr's bed. She walked around his room and noticed a drawing of a girl. Wait that wasn't just any girl... it was of her! Kitty had to squeal at this! But this awoke Piotr. He looked across the room and could only see a figure standing near the window. He could only make out that it was girl with brown hair and a pony tail and was petite. The figure tried to run over to the door but tripped over some barbells and went crashing to the floor.

"Like ow!"

"Katya?" Piotr, in only a pair of boxers, ran to her side to see if she was injured.

"Are you all right?" he put his arm around her back protectively. She could feel his breath on her skin, it tingled. 'Okay Kitty you have him, now play it cool!'

"Well um... like my ankle kind of hurts and like I don't think I can walk" she gave angelic smile.

"I guess I have to carry you on to my bed to look at your ankle." he scooped her up and gently placed her on his bed and sat down next to her. 'Like Ha! I've got him where I like want him!'

"Katya can you lift you leg up?" She did so and placed it on his lap and pushed him down on the bed and kissed him on the lips.

"I guess you can to more than that" he kissed her and started to undo her bra...

An: (Okay you finally get your ROMY Seduction! Well only half of it! Cause the best of it is on its way!)

Remy's hott bitchin Room

Remy was sprawled across his bed entangled in his covers, wearing silk boxers! And it seemed he was holding a teddy bear! Rogue that of this a Kodak Moment and pulled out a camera.

"Aw, say cheese,Remy" Rogue whispered.

Click

She slipped it into her bra and took another one for blackmail later, just in case Remy's seduction didn't work. But she knew it would.

"Okay now down to business" she whispered to herself and moved silently to the side of the bed where Remy was holding his teddy bear. She quickly and quietly slid the bear out of his arms and slid into his grasp. He didn't even flinch. Rogue wanted to kiss him badly on the lips,right then and there, but that would blow her cover. 'Damn him and his charm' she thought 'I'm actually touching someone... or should I say him' she was completely blown away by this. His arm just casually under her neck and under her waist and her head slightly against his bare chest, she could actually feel his warm breath on her. She slightly smiled at this and drifted off to sleep,but then remembered that she would have to get out of heaven in an hour or so,because Wolverine would soon find out they were gone and be all over their asses so she set her watch to get her up at 5:00 A.M. But knew she would never want to leave... but she also knew this was just a game and she didn't have feelings for him and that's final. Suddenly she felt him move and quickly went to sleep.

Remy's room 15 minutes later. (4:15 A.M.)

Suddenly Remy felt his empathy kick in, it was mixed emotions love, hate, and betrayal he thought it might be Rogue but one emotion threw him off, it was happiness. But he felt something warm next to him and his room smelled like vanilla. He knew that scent, it was Rogue. He opened his eyes and looked down at her sleeping figure. She looked so peaceful, so innocent 'I wonder why she's here and why is she able to touch my hottness with her smooth skin?' he pondered but didn't care to ask, he just held her closer and went back to his slumber,of course dreaming of Rogue.

Remy's Room again, 45 minutes later

Beep Beep Beep.

Rogue instantly woke up and turned off her alarm. She, still in Remy's grasp, made sure he was still sleeping and squirmed out of his grip. 'I hope he saw me in this,one hour of sleep I had, Oh am I tried, Well i better write him a note just so he isn't completely clueless.' Rogue wrote the note and left it on his night stand with the other copy of his lovely picture Rogue took. She left as quickly as she came and went to Piotr's room to get Kitty.

Same time as when Rogue awoke (5:00 A.M)

Piotr's Room

Kitty also knew that Logan would be all over their asses soon enough and scurried around the room to find her articles of clothing. She just finished zippering her jeans when Rogue walked in. "Good yer up, lets go" she whispered and grabbed Kitty so she phase them to the outside. They started walking when Kitty remembered who brought them here in the first place. "Like Rogue what about Wanda!"

"With what she had in her hand, Ah don't think she wants ta go home." Rogue smirked.

"Like good point" Kitty ran with Rogue up and down the streets of Bayville and made it to the mansion.

"My gawd Ah thought Ah'd never be so happy to see this place." Rogue and Kitty quietly crept the front lawn of the mansion. They were both ready to collapse right there on the grass.

"Like me too." Kitty phased them thorough the front door, thorough the stairs, thorough their rooms' door and they just collapsed on their own bed.

"G'naght Kit"

"Like night Rogue"

Rogue knew they wouldn't get caught because it was only 6:00 and the smell of the Acolytes would where off because they sprayed/rubbed them selves with anything that smelled like them and they changed in the Pj's that Wolverine saw them wear to "bed." But if Xavier decided read their minds during the night he wouldn't be able to because Rogue had knew how to block it and taught Kitty how to, so they were good. And the best part of it all was that they didn't have a danger room session since it was summer. Xavier decided to cut down on the danger room sessions so all the teams could have "quality time" together and could all make peace with each other as he put it. But Rogue really knew he just didn't want to replace the entire foyer because of a little game of Go Fish got out of hand because of two youngsters, cough Bobby and Sam. So she did the last thing she could do, she fell asleep. SHE WAS SO NOT THINKING OF REMY! Yeah sure believe that, anyway...

10:14 A.M (Same Day)

The Brotherhood Boarding House

Pietro's Room

Pietro laid next to Tabby,naked might I add, with his arm around her. He was sleeping but Tabby had just woken up with one thing, well two things on her mind. 'Oh yeah whose a good seducer! Me! But I still have to tell him about what he signed though... damn and it went so well too!' 'Hmmm... I hope me sleeping with him doesn't mean that I love him! Hmmm I wonder how Rogue and Kitty are doing...'

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Magneto's base 10:14 A.M. (Same time,same day) (An: and You thought i would go to Kitty and Rogue,right?)

Remy woke up a little startled. He expected to find his nice and warm Cherie laying next to him in his arms but she had left. He felt rejection 'Well dis is an odd feelin' he thought. 'Remy's never felt dis before...' Then suddenly something caught his attention. It was the note that Rogue left sitting on his night stand.

Dear Cajun,

Well hope full last night you saw meh sleeping in your arms. I really didn't have any intention of it getting into anything more than that, so shut up. The reason I did that is because i wanted to let you know that I can touch and a phone call would have just been really stupid. But if you think that you can bang meh to Mars like all of your other bimbo's then your wrong. I'm like a lady and I have class. But if you don't come around, which I already know you will, than my being able to touch will forever be a mystery. You will miss out my warmth and touch. I know your smirking so stop.

You worst nightmare

-Rogue

P.S.

Your teddy is so cute and you snore. I also have another copy of you and your teddy, I wonder how much I can get for this on e-bay...

" What Remy does not snore!" he felt outraged but then focused on more important things like the last couple of sentences in Rogue's note and how good he looked in his picture.

"Hmm I wonder if she can give me a copy, Wait ,think Remy think, how can you get yer Cherie?" Remy asked himself "I got it!"

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Soooo tried. sorry this chapter took so long to write! Well it was the longest chapter so far so don't hate me that much

THE ROMY SEUDUCTION IS THE definitely THE FIRST THING IN THE NEXT CHAPTER! SO KEEP ON REVIEWIN CauSE IT'S ALMOST DONE!

By the way I have noooo idea how Rogue and Kitty and Wanda got to Magneto's base without getting hurt or even died... I'll leave it to your imagination!

Thud Falls to the floor, sleeping Good night