A/N: Ahh, okay, so I haven't been able to get on here for like… 3 days… Grr. I was angry. As if I didn't already have enough to be angry about… :slow simmering: All right. So. New drabble! w00t! Come on, fangirls, you know you've all had this dream before… :D Please review!
15. Havoc x Ed – Pants
There was a party last night, and I don't know how it happened, but somehow I wound up in the Fuhrer's office wearing – or trying to wear – really tiny pants and talking in my sleep about cranberries and marmalade.
No, I wasn't fired. But I was denied access to the cafeteria for three weeks.
How the hell am I supposed to get my lunch of day-old bread and leftover cockroaches cleverly disguised as chocolates?
I have this note in the front pocket of my jacket, and I have no idea who it's from, but it says "Thanks for the pants and the good time. I love you."
Pretty sad. The one time I get a love note, and I don't even remember who it's from.
I was wondering where my pants were, though… I miss them. The pants I'm wearing now are a bit tight… and short. I never knew my ankles were that knobby. I can't bend over in these stupid, tight pants that aren't mine…
"Jean? Why are you wearing FullMetal's pants?"
Colonel Mustang just walked by. So these are Ed's… No wonder they don't fit…
Wait… wait… it's all coming back to me! The beer, the really awful corn chips, the fondling, the Fuhrer's office and the cranberries and marmalade… The Ed…
I'm so keeping his pants.
-crazykitsune17-