The Parallel Universe-inator!

As Inko worked on her latest invention, a rabbit walked in through the front door. Hearing the door click shut, Inko turned around. "Huh, a rabbit?"

The rabbit put on a fedora. Inko gasped and pointed. "Rachel the rabbit! You're just in time to fall right in my trap!"

A birdcage fell from the ceiling and landed next to the rabbit. The rabbit eyed it skeptically.

"Whoops! That one's for the intern, Terry the tanuki." Clearing her throat, Inko said, "And you've fallen right in my trap!"

A second birdcage fell on top of Rachel. Inko laughed triumphantly and fluttered her lab coat.

"Now that I have you perfectly contained, allow me to give you a detailed outline of my latest and greatest scheme, since, you know, it'd be pretty boring if no one know how much of a genius I am. But first, the tragic backstory-"

Rachel held up a copy of this drabble's script. Inko squinted at it. "We don't have the word budget for it? Fine. Then I'll skip to… the parallel universe-inator! I first made this hoping to replace myself in a parallel world where I had a child, but then I read this one novel where someone did that and realized it was a bad idea. Like, a thousand clones of myself brawling in the streets bad."

During the monologue, Rachel made a call on her hidden watch and nodded vigorously when Inko checked on her.

"Then yesterday, I had a brilliant idea! All those thousand Inkos, all the machines they invented, I'll take them all and make my son the greatest hero the world has ever seen! With him at the top of the hero listings and suppressing crime, that's when I'll do something and rule the Tri-State area! Wherever that is."

A meaty thwack came from the window. Inko called out, "I reinforced the glass last week. Try the door."

A sheepish tanuki opened the door and walked inside.

"Ah, Terry the tanuki, so nice to see you! Your trap is right over there."

Terry crawled inside the birdcage. Rachel raised an eyebrow at him, and Terry shrugged.

"Now that I have you both, I'll calibrate the P.U.-inator so you can watch my greatest triumph!"

With Inko's back turned, Terry passed Rachel a file. Rachel mouthed 'seriously!' at him, and Terry helplessly shrugged back. With an irritated rabbit huff, Rachel filed through the bars of her cage. A kick from Rachel's legs made it sputter and belch out an acrid plume of smoke.

"Ergh, that stinks! Oh great, and now it's calibrated to 'different hero internships for Izuku!' The author will milk at least a five drabbles out of it!"

The watch on Rachel's wrist beeped. She stowed her hat away and bounded off like a shot. Left alone with Terry, Inko awkwardly cleared her throat and asked the caged tanuki, "Wanna grab a coffee?"

Back in Koda's room, Rachel bound back into bed. Koda turned and smiled. "Oh, there you are Rachel."

500

Not enough word-count for the catchy jingle. Shame. And yes, this is a poorly veiled excuse to inflict Izuku upon other pro heroes. I mean… Izuku and Wash? Izuku and Edgeshot? The drabbles practically write themselves. I also had this fun idea to have Hagakure intern under Edgeshot… might do that one instead.