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PhantomPunkEvo:I believe they are Pimpdaddy C.Slikk. is Piotr and John's is Infrared Mailman!
They-Call-me-Orange: poor llamas... :(
NaijaStrawberrie: Tighter than a condom on Remy?.
Dis Chick Digs Da Fuzzy Dude: Well i can tell your definitely a pimpette on the inside.
SickmindedSucker: Well when your username is Sick Minded Sucker, i think once in a while your going to have to say PENIS around your mom. Yeah Strawberry and banana, their the best... but i wonder if they make them flavored and glow in the dark at the same time... i dont think that'd taste very good but it'd be cool. Haha.. jump Remy's bone's... don't we all wanna do that! Dont worry think those dirty thoughts! I know i am! And trust me, you can find anything in magneto's room... as long as you look in the right places... i mean rouge and remy did it in Logan's room, What's stopping them from doing room magnetos!lights sparklier for you being backyippee!
Chatper 8: Pimp Suits and Fuzzy items.
Recently on The Pimp-a-thon:
"Okay so the winner is... well it's a tie. Swamp rat wins because he released his sexy hunkyness and Fred also wins because he was the only one who actually popped his collar tha right way. So, mah god ah can't believe that Ah'm guna say this but Kaptack U. lar and Vagina Wagon are in the lead! But who will it all in the end?" Rogue walked off and sat down.
"Thank-you Rogue, Everyone enjoy your life until we meet again!" there was a cloud of a smoke and Tabby was gone.
"Uh, like okay what do we like do now?" Kitty piped in.
"Remy don' know 'bout you hommes but he's going go check out that hot tub." he got a scandalous grin and headed for the hot tub but Rogue grabbed him.
"Sorry Cajun but we've got dinner in 30 minutes and you've got to go." she pointed to the door. "Out"
"Fine, fine Cherie but Remy knows you'll be waiting fer him by yer room tonight."
Everyone awed.
"Sure keep dreaming."
The Acolytes left, as did the Brotherhood and the X-men had a nice wholesome dinner. Yeah right, 20 minutes into dinner Bobby had an all out food war between him and the entire right side of the table. He's grounded for life. But at least he gets to play Swamp Thing with Jubilee later.
Rec room... 3 o'clock P.M
Everyone causally laid about, bored as shit, then Tabby came in.
"Well, well well. It looks like you people need an energy boost! Looks like I came just in time! Dudes, move out!" She pushed Scott off a lazy boy.
"Hey you have no right talking to me like that!" Scott stood up and grunted.
"Yes I do!" Tabby sparked his pants.
"Hey guys let's go!" Scott squeaked and ran out.
"That's better." Tabby sat down and opened her pink brief case. "How do you gals feel about leather?" She smirked and handed Kitty a leather and fuzzy garment.
"Like ew! Tabby I like don't want to see your like sex outfits!" Kitty threw it across the room.
"What!" Tabby ran to fetch her "sex outfit". "Kitty, darling, if I were to show you my sex outfits it'd be in bed! Not here." Tabby smiled.
"Oh um like of course, silly like me. So like what are so showing us?" Kitty blushed and grabbed another garment from Tabby's sexy suitcase.
"Well it's Pimp suits my dear lady!" Tabby laid it on the floor so everyone could see.
"Repeat that... Please." Rouge was afraid to touch the "pimp suit".
" You heard me Rougey! I've got pimp suits right here, ready to be worn by our wonderful pimpin men!" Washed UP. Slut handed Remy's suit to Rouge.
Rouge examined the shirt with matching pants. The pants weren't bad, they were a silky black material, with silver flames shooting up the bottom. But the shirt was a hott pink fish net long sleeve shirt, with PIMP on the back. It was bad. Rouge had to do something.
"Guys! Do u really want to humiliate them this way! After all they did for us?"
Then Rouge abruptly had a flashback:
" What a nice peaceful day." Rouge looked up from her book and looked at the fellow X- girls reading books too. It was peaceful hour for the young ladies... with no interruptions from the immature boys.
Rouge smiled and found her place back in her book, when suddenly water dripped onto her shoulder. She looked up at the tree she was sitting under, then sploosh! A water balloon right in the kisser.
"What the hell!" Rouge popped up. She went to close her book when a swarm of water balloons pelted the reading area. Soaking the ladies, and their books.
"Holy fking shit!" Jubliee growled.
"My books ruined!" Jean whooshed it around trying to dry it. Rouge didn't care about the other ladies wetness... she was busy looking around for the soon to die scoundrels that were responsible for this.
"Damn, they already left. They will pay." Rouge picked up the queen of hearts Remy left behind for her.
Rouge ends flashback:
It was now time for her revenge. "Who says they just have to wear them. Lets make they strut around in public!"
"I like the way you think, Ass handler." Tabitha put her hand on the southerners shoulder. "Quick someone call the most well known bar around!" Tabby snapped her fingers toward Amara... which signaled for her to fetch the phone... which she did.
"We're going to have some fun... I can feel it." Rhane said.
"Yes we are indeed." Tabby declared.
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After 13 measly attempts to get back into the rec room, Scott, Bobby, and Kurt gave up and found themselves at Scott's room...
"Vat do you think the vomen are talking about?" Kurt threw a ball at Bobby.
Bobby caught it smiled "Probably what Scott and Jean did last night with the Reddi whip in the garden." Bobby threw it back at Kurt.
"VHAT!" Kurt shot up. "Scott! I can't believe you!"
"Wait! Bobby how did u hear about that!" Scotty boy's nostrils flared.
The little prankster just looked and them and started cracking up. "I didn't know you guys actually did anything, I was just kidding. Haha, but now I know to never go in the garden!"
"Nice." Kurt punched Scott in the shoulder. The brave X-men leader blushed.
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The Brotherhood House, same time.
"So... politics lately?" Pietro sat back, balancing on his chair.
"POLITICS! POLITICS! I don't even know what that is man!" Toad hopped onto the table.
"Hey-it-was-just-a-conversation-starter... I'm bored... your bored... we're-all bored." Pietro leaned back a little too far... crash. "I'm-fine..."
"Hey I've got an idea! Let's go crash Tabby's room and see what's she got in store for the Pimp-a-thon!" Lance helped Pietro up and raced to the stairs along with Toad.
Suddenly Pietro got an eerie feeling in his down south area... that always happens when someone talks about Tabby... or when something bad is going to happen... "WAIT GUYS DON'T!" Pietro stood up and grasped his fellow team mates shirts.
"Bad idea! I mean do u really want to see what's in Tabby's dirty drawers? She is Washed UP. Slut for a reason!"
"Ooh." Lance shivered. "Your right, Hey Toad let's go frolic in the flowers."
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The Pimp room in the manison... 11 P.M. Around.
"We're not coming out!" The very manly men were trying on their "Suits" which Tabby somehow got them to believe they were very flattering and would make them look hott. Definitely what Scott wanted.
Though when they actually tried on the unflattering, unhott pimp suits they were furious and were not going to come out of the bathroom.
"Please! They like probably like aren't that bad!" Kitty pleaded. She didn't think Piotr would look that bad.
"Fine." Piotr was the first one to venture out of the bathroom.
Kitty was wrong. He looked horrible. She fainted.
Piotr almost cried... but then the other gentleman thought they'd get it over with so they ventured out.
The ladies erupted with laughter.
It looked as if gay pimp's dressed them.
"I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW GAY'S COULD BE PIMPS!" Rhane said between giggles.
"Dis blows hommes." Remy stated.
"Indeed it does my friend." Scott replied. Remy was about to kick Scott's butt for thinking Remy was his friend, but getting your ass whooped by a man dressed in a mesh top would have been a little pathetic... even for Scott.
"Wait, maybe it'll help if we add a hat." Wanda grabbed a purple feather top hat and put it on John.
"Pffft, no it doesn't."Jubilee said, sounding like she was drunk.
"I'm out." Pietro declared and walked out, leading the fellow embarrassed men with him.
"Oh-No your not!" Tabby ran in front of the door. "If you leave then we'll never find out who is pimp-in-er!"
"Well what are you going to do about it?" Pietro stepped up to her.
"This." Tabby grabbed him by the shirt and snapped her fingers.
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Downtown Bayville. Random Alley
POOOOOOF!
Pietro and Tabby appeared in a dumpster.
"HOW DID WE GET HERE?" Pietro jumped from the smelly green container.
"My secret." Tabby snapped a few more times making the others appear.
They all looked at Pietro with a sense of shock and questioning.
"You-don't-wanna-know." He said as he helped Washed UP. Sult out of the trash bin.
"Okay! Now if we all just turn this corner, we'll be right at the Husky Steel!" She went to lead the group of mutants.
"What! You expect us to go out in public like this!" Bobby bursted. "Let alone in these Pimp Suits! 8 white men strutting around, trying to pop it like its hott!" He got into a whisper, " We're in the "Cripz" now."
"Well you do have a point there. "
"Yeah! If I try to say "Yo yo dawq! Bitchez ain't shit but hoez and trickz! Look at this wigger tryin to show me up! Let me brush my shoulda off!" Scott tried to get his "I'm not black, I'm a white person trying to be cool" impression across but it didn't work out so nicely.
Two large African American men dressed in bling-bling out the ding-a-ling appeared from the shadows and were quite upset.
"Yo, you trying to show me up fool?" The first large man spoke in a very low tone.
Scott gulped... "No, no.. i.. i.. um" he started backing up.
"Bitch please." The second man picked up Scott and carried him back into the shadows.
" Hey, give me a holla." The first man gave Jean his number and followed the second man.
When they were clear from sight Tabby was the first one to speak.
"So I guess if you don't want that happening to you, then we'll be on are way to the Huskey Steel?" Tabby asked... totally not caring what just happened to Scott.
"Yeah, I'm in." All the pimptastic men agreed.
As the large group turned the corner, Jean asked "Did anyone just notice that man just hit on me?"
Rogue decided to give her an answer, "Duh, your totally black, your ass is huge."
"What! I'm not black!" Jean pouted.
"Sure..." Everyone said in unison.
"Well it's time boys." Tabby opened the door to the husky musty bar.
"Oh Shit." Pietro declared.
"Remy already told homme, he doesn't play that way!" Remy complained.
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Why did Pietro say Oh shit? Who will win this event? And why the hell would 2 black men want Scott-white boy-Summers?
It's all in the next Chapter!