RYUKYU
A dragon prowled the streets of Musutafu. The villains it had cornered trembled as it stalked towards them.
"Stand very still," one villain said through chattering teeth. "She sees movement."
A green light flickered in the dragon's eyes, washing over the villains. "B-rank threats detected," the dragon said. "Detaining villains."
"Nope! I'm not going back to prison! You hear me! I dropped the soap, and you want to know what some bastard did? He picked it up and gave it back to me!"
The madman turned his arm into a giant metal spike and rammed it through the dragon's chest. The dragon sputtered and writhed as sparks flew from its punctured body, then it fell.
The villains gaped at the hole. "Ryukyu was a robot this whole time? Lord Explosion Murder was telling the truth! The robots are taking over the world!"
"What do we do? Is there anyone we can tell?"
"You fool!" The villain shook him like a ragdoll. "They're all robots! There's only one person in the world who can help us now."
"No… you mean…"
"Lord Explosion Murder!"
"I mean, I was gonna say All for One, but sure, that works too. Any idea how we can find the guy?"
"Oh, that's easy! All we need to do is-"
Green light shone on the villains. They looked up and saw another Ryukyu hovering over them.
"Villains identified. Targeting for capture."
"There's more! Quick, run this way!"
They darted down an alleyway, only to run full-tilt into another mechanical dragon. As they bounced off its metallic hide, mecha-Ryukyu said, "You appear to be injured, are you in need of – B-rank villains identified. Apprehending villains. Please do not resist."
The villains screamed and ran through a brick wall. Out the other side of the building, they saw twenty dragons waiting for them.
"My God, the invasion's begun! We're doomed!"
They ran up to a girl with big blue curls and shouted, "The robots are invading! You have to warn everyone!"
The girl's head twisted around until she faced backwards. Mecha-Nejire said, "You are under arrest. Please do not resist."
The villains screamed as the robot hordes descended upon them.
Meanwhile, at a distant beach, Ryukyu sipped a pina colada through a curly pink straw and stared out at the beach through her sunglasses. "Ah, it's been ages since I've gotten a tan! I need to take interns more often."
From her beach chair, Ochako sipped on a glass of water and asked, "Isn't this a bit much? Feels like you're just making Deku do all the work."
"Duh, what do you think an internship is?" She held up her empty glass and said, "Refill please."
Izuku, dressed in a waiter's outfit, walked over and vomited a fresh pina colada into her glass. As Ryukyu sipped her drink, she took in Ochako's affronted look, glanced back at the hero intern in serving attire, and said, "Okay, maybe I let it all go to my head a bit."
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Man do I wish I had an AI to do all my work and wait on my every whim and manage my finances and cook all my meals. What could possibly go wrong?