Cloud awakened the next morning with a pounding headache and a vague sense that he should feel guilty about something. He flushed as he remembered pulling off Squall's Seedee uniform without bothering to undo the fasteners, Squall's fingers undoing his zipper and then… He smiled, finding that he didn't feel guilty, not even a little bit. Granted his ass ached a little, but last night had been just…. Incredible.

Silently swearing that he'd be on top next time, he finally realized that the pounding wasn't just his headache. Someone was pounding on his door. "Correction, Squalls door." He thought, casting a glance around the room. His eyes finally settled on his bedmate, whose eyes eased open slowly, as though their owner sensed his gaze. "Who's that?" Squall asked.

Before long, he had his answer.

A feminine voice yelled, "Squall, are you okay? There are pieces of your clothing all over the hallway! It's like some savage beast ripped them apart."

The aforementioned 'savage beast' gave Squall a shy smile.

"I'm fine, Selphie. Go away." Squall yelled back.

"No, seriously boy, what's up with you? Whoever it was didn't leave us any fragments big enough for us to settle our long-standing bet on whether you wore boxers or briefs!" A deeper feminine voice demanded.

"That would be Questis." Squall murmured quietly to Cloud, chewing on an ear. "Funny, I don't remember by underwear coming off until after we got in the room… "

"Me neither, I think they just found your undershirt." Cloud replied equally quietly, shivering with pleasure. He then screamed at the still closed door, "Neither, well at least last night. He was wearing a thong! It was purple! " For a moment, he was rewarded with blessed silence. Then the pounding resumed, doubled.

Then it quieted for a moment's more as yet another feminine voice enquired, "Have either of you two seen a blonde dude with weird glowing green eyes?"

"I'm in here, Tifa, You can call off the hunt." Cloud replied, resignedly. He and Squall exchanged a look that asked quite clearly "How do we explain this?"

Squall settled the matter. "We put off explaining as long as possible, of course." He said before biting down on Cloud's ear hard enough to elicit another gasp of pleasure from the other man. Cloud rolled over, freeing his ear, and kissed Squall hard on the mouth, reaching down with his other hand to encircle the warm hardness that had filled him so wonderfully the night before. This time it was Squall who cried out in pleasure.

Cloud pulled back far enough from the kiss to whisper to Squall, "I'm on top this time." He fell back to kissing Squall as deeply as he could, simultaneously running his fingers up and down the hard length of him.

This time Squall pulled away enough to gasp, "Yes, anything. Just soon!"

The ensuing foreplay was enough for them to block out the pounding on the door that was now louder then ever. The pair on the bed completely failed to hear Selphie curse "Damn Deadbolts."

They also failed to hear Questis curse at a broken nail, and the tell tale "chink" of slots falling into place as Tifa hit her limit break. Their mutual screams of pleasure as they came even drowned out the crash of Tifa breaking the door down, which is assuredly why neither of the normally agile men dodged as the door came crashing down on top of them, with Tifa, Yuffie, Questis, and Selphie close behind. The FFVII victory theme dutifully played, and each of the girls gained ten experience points from defeating the door.

"Where are they?" Tifa asked from her perch on the door. Questis mutely pointed with her whip at a foot sticking out from beneath. Tifa scrambled down as Yuffie and Selphie lifted the door.

"When did you get here?" Selphie asked the ninja.

"I've been here all along, you just didn't notice me. Well, let find out if Tifa killed cloud and what's his name."

"Squall." Selphie corrected stiffly.

"I think they're just knocked out." Tifa said, "Any one got any phoenix downs?"

Questis winced. "That wood grain pattern on his butt cheeks looks pretty painful.."

(a/n thanks for reading, review please this is my first slash fic.)