men don't wear dresses
"It's a dress."
"No, it's a robe."
"It's a dress. It's a fucking orange dress."
"He says it's a robe and I'm not going to argue with him."
"Why's he wearing a robe, anyhow?"
"He says that he's Enlightened because he's spent years in monasteries becoming sensitised to the deep meaningfulness of life."
"Then he rips the heads off intruders."
". . . well, yeah, but he says it's deeply meaningful."
"So who made him the 'robe'?"
"Kakei Sakura."
"And do Buddhist robes usually have lace trimming and petticoats?"
"No . . ."
"He's within earshot."
"Hey, Fudou! Nice robe!"
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