Author's note: Sorry guys, didn't introduce myself in the first chapter. Name's Jessie as you probably heard. And this is my first fanfic! Yay! Any hoo, the story continues as stupid as it gets. This one tops off what we have so far. Enjoy!

Chapter 2: Wood, Shot, Shark

12:00 P.M: The next day

Virginia walked toward the local cemetery of Laxisland, looking around for her filming companions. She found them as the wooden entrance arch, their backs turned to her. A small sound of trickling went through her ears.

"What are you three doing?" she yelled.

Jet, Clive, and Gallows whirled around, wide-eyed.

"You told us to," Clive accused, staring at her.

Virginia rolled her eyes. "No I didn't! I said kiss the slate! Before the first shot we kiss the slate!"

Jet and Gallows burst into laughter for some stupid, idiotic reason I don't know.

Clive blushed from embarrassment. "Sorry, I heard you wrong." He looked down at the yellow stained slate in his hands. "Kiss... What's the difference...? Stupid rhyme..."

12:07 P.M: Moments later

Virginia stood solemnly in front of the graveyard, the camera and microphone stick focus on her. On cue, she began.

"This is the graveyard of Laxisland, formally known as D. I. E. I stand here before a rare thing. A field of engraved stones. Normal, you say. I think not. For under each stone lies a body...yes that's right. One stone per body. Who put them there? What freakish being done this? Some call it a cemetery...I call it, a clue."

Jet, Gallows, and Clive glanced at each other from around their equipment, a look of uneasiness engulfing their faces.

12:30 P.M: Out on the road

"WHOO-HOO!"

"The first shot, the first scene is open and ready to go!" Virginia hollered from the back-seat.

The guys cheered.

"The main man!" Gallows yelled.

"We da main man!" Jet shouted beside him.

"Oh yeah!" Clive agreed happily. "We should do this after every shot!"

The smile from Virginia's lips faded into a slight frown. "No. No, we shouldn't."

"Yeah!" Jet yelped nodding his head.

"After every shot!" Gallows grinned crazily.

"No. NO!" Virginia screamed, but unfortunately for her the boys couldn't hear her. "I'm the director! I'm the director!"

"Celebrate like a holiday!" Clive looked to Virginia. "How many shots have we done?"

Virginia blinked. "One."

"YEEEEEEEEAAAH!" the men shouted happily.

1:30 P.M: Interviewing two fishing hillbillies by a stream

"Oh, yeah," the first hillbilly said solemnly in a whacked out voice. "The Blair...Whatever? Scary stuff."

"Tell'em what you've heard!" the second yelled, raising his eyebrows.

"Okay, okay. There were these twins. The Brila Twins... I think they're twins..."

"Twins that look alike!" the second one yelled, making the four filmers look at each other with cocked eyebrows.

The first one continued. "They went into the woods...been there hundreds of times before, but this time, they got lost." He closed his eyes and sighed. "They walked around for a bit, until they saw this woman. She was up in the air, floatin'..." He gave a small whimper, making the four lean forward in anticipation. "She took their heads...switched'em! Like it was some sick game!"

"This is gettin' good," Jet whispered to Gallows, whom nodded slowly from behind the camera while focusing his eye into the lens.

The hillbilly continued. "Then she took their bodies...she switched'em too! They came out lookin' lika the same. But we all knew they was all switched up!"

The second hillbilly blinked at the four filmers. "Do you movin' folks know Ned Badey? I do so love Ned Badey!"

The first one smiled. "He's our favorite actor."

"Okay," Virginia said, softly rolling her eyes. "Not a complete loss."

2:15 P.M: Out in Blair Woods, following a trail

"Hey," Clive yelled to Virginia over his shoulder as they trudged through a pile of scattered leaves on the forest ground, "you sure you know where we're goin'?"

"Of course," Virginia replied.

"How much farther?" Jet groaned.

Virginia bit her lip. "Maybe I should check the map..."

Gallows whirled around. "Whaddya mean check the map? I thought you knew where we were!"

"I do know where we are," Virginia said simply, pulling out the map from her pouch.

Clive stared, wide-eyed. "Whoa... What's going down here man? What is goin' down?"

Virginia snarled. "Nothing's going down here. Everything is fine. I know exactly where we are. I have it all planned out."

Jet stared at the map's edges, spotting hints of crayon scribbles. "You...! You drew that! This is so bogus! This is so total bogus man!"

Clive was shivering. "Time out! WHAT IS GOIN' DOWN HERE?"

Virginia glared. "WOULD YOU THREE PLEASE JUST SETTLE DOWN?"

"Dudes," Gallows said solemnly, "be straight, be true. What is shakin' and bakin' here?"

"I'll tell ya what's going on here," Clive whimpered softly, his voice raising to a yell. "WE'RE LOST! WE'RE IN THE WOODS...AND WE'RE LOST. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" He grabbed the locks of his hair and began to run around in a circle. "SOMEBODY!"

Jet and Gallows's eyes were huge.

"This isn't accomplishing anything," Virginia growled.

"WHERE'S THE CAR, MAN?" Gallows yelled. "THE CAR?"

Clive dug in his heels beside the two men. "Oh, shit man. Oh shit..."

All three men wrapped their arms around each other and began to cry and scream.

Virginia stared. "HEY!"

The boys fell silent, staring at her with wide eyes.

Virginia jabbed her thumb over her shoulder. "The car's over there, we left it two minutes ago."

Gallows and the other two raised their eyebrows. "Ooooooooohhhhhhhhh," the three of them sighed together.

Jet smirked. "Cool."

Clive's smile vanished and he screamed for no apparent reason.

5:50 P.M: Still walking pointlessly around the woods

Virginia felt a small wet drop strike her in the head. "Aw, man. It's raining."

"It is?" Jet questioned.

"I didn't feel anything," Clive stated.

"It's raining, okay?" Virginia growled.

6:30 P.M: After a small difficultly of putting up the tent

"Everyone cozy?" Virginia asked with a smile.

Gallows leaned slightly against the tent wall, the rain echoing through the nylon walls. "Oh yeah. I just love the sound of rain, man. It's so-"

Silence. The rain had stopped.

Gallows's eyes were huge, and he looked around in surprise.

Virginia looked up. "Hm... Guess it stopped."

"That was kinda sudden man," Gallows whispered.

"Hey guys..." Clive spoke up. "This is...kinda creepy..."

SNAP!

"What was that?" Clive yelped with a jump.

"Just a twig man," Jet said with huge eyes.

"Hey!" Clive yelled. "Twigs don't snap by themselves!"

"Knock it off!" Virginia snapped. "There are animals in the woods, as are sounds."

Footsteps could be heard lightly outside the tent.

"What is that, man?" Gallows whispered.

Clive gasped. "The Blair...Whatever...!"

"Would you knock it off?" Virginia snarled, despite the small pit of fear growing in her stomach. "It's nothing."

Gallows let out a whimper. "It's getting closer man."

"Oh, shit..." Clive said lowly in fear. "Oh, shit man. Shit..."

"Hey," Jet said in no more than a whisper, "it is getting closer."

Virginia was wide-eyed.

"What the hell was that man?" Gallows cried as another snap could be heard from the outside.

Their attention drew to the ajar tent flaps of the tent, whimpers filling the air as done so.

"What's happening...?" Clive questioned, trembling.

Gallows shivered.

Silence.

"D-Do you think it's gone?" Jet whispered.

"I dunno-" Gallows was interrupted as the tent flaps flew completely open and the creature-in-question was a-

"SHARK!" The four screeched, flying to the back wall.

"GREAT WHITE!" Clive screamed.

The shark's head snapped its vicious jaws at them, narrowly avoiding their stomachs and legs.

"DON'T LET IT TOUCH ME!" Clive hollered, leaping behind Virginia. "WATCH THE TEETH! WATCH THE TEETH!"

"HIT IT ON THE NOSE! HIT IT ON THE NOSE!" Gallows shrieked.

"IT'S CALLED A SNOUT MAN!" Clive snapped. "DON'T YOU WATCH DISCOVERY?"

"I DON'T HAVE CABLE!" Gallows hissed, leaping to the left.

SNAP! SNAP!

The shark's jaws snapped, only to miss as the four filmers as they desperately flung themselves around.

"TAKE THE GIRL AND LEAVE US ALONE!" Jet howled. "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"

"BACK! BACK! BACK! GO AWAY!" Virginia yowled fearfully, whipping her pouch at the shark's face.

After a quick moment, the shark pulled its head out of the tent, and no sound was heard from outside.

Virginia was shivering; Jet and Gallows were blinking slowly, trying to take in what just happened; and Clive was crying softly, curled up in one corner with his arms wrapped around his knees.

"It's okay..." Virginia whispered to the sniper.

Clive glared. "Shit...shit...shit... Oh, I hate you..."

"It was just a nightmare..." Virginia breathed softly, her voice trembling.

Author's Note: A lot more better than the first chapter, I know. I hope ya like it so far. I send the next chapter soon. Will Clive chicken out? What will Jet and Gallows do next? Will Virginia keep her sanity? Next time!