The Story That is Weird…ish…er
Whereas some people have skeletons in their closets, Ford's closet was full of balloons.
"Why is your closet full of balloons?" said Arthur, prodding them and wincing at the squeaky noise it made.
"I have my reasons," said Ford, looking shifty.
"My balloon collection!" said Zaphod, running in and popping them all with a pin.
"Oh," said Ford, "Well, now my closet is full of broken balloons."
THE END
I was bored, so I felt like answering some questions.
Sennethe: I'm not trying to avoid Douglas Adams style. Also, the reason I'm not saying what happens is because I'm lazy.
Guardian Demon: He was pouring orange juice on the console because he got into an argument with the computer because it wouldn't let him win the arcade game, so he was trying to short-circuit it with juice, although he couldn't. By the time Arthur came, he had forgotten why he was doing it and didn't want to explain so he put Arthur in the white room with nothing in it.
Minor God: Of course I'll do a story called Ford Dumps Andema Because She Doesn't Like Penguins. Only problem is: I've written at least 30 of these stories, so your story will be a while in coming.
New Thing:
I am slowly plodding towards writer's block, so I'm doing something nice. After realizing that I put a large amount of random characters in my stories, I thought it would be a good idea to ask any of you if you want to be in a story. If you do, send me a brief description of yourself and something you might like to do to my email address. I can't guarantee putting you all in, but I might. Also, I will NOT accept characters that obviously aren't you(magic powers, crazy animal crosses, ect.) and I will NOT accept any that go into the review section. That said, I think this will be a buncha fun if it works.
Do you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? That frood really knows where his balloons are.