Everyone Gets a Little Christian
"I think we should put more religion into our stories," said Arthur.
"What, more than there is already?" said Ford.
"Yes," said Arthur.
"I think we should all get a little Christian," said Trillian.
"Good idea!" said Zaphod.
Half an hour later, they all walked out of the shop.
"Yea, and God shall smite you down! Mighty and numerous shall be his smitings. And you will burn in Hell!" said the little figure Ford was holding.
"Definitely Irish-Catholic," said Arthur.
"I think this was a wise economic decision on our part," said Ford.
"If I poke him, he quotes The Bibble at me!" said Zaphod excitedly.
"Don't you mean the Bible?" said Arthur.
"What's that?" said Zaphod.
Trillian was trying to explain.
"No, what I really meant was…"
THE END
Sorry if that offended anybody.
Although, I am a quarter Irish-Catholic, so that should count for something.
Er…I'm also agnostic though, so maybe that cancels out.
Dude, I love the word smite. I want to use it all the time.
How do you smite anyways?
With, like, a big zebra that you thwack down on somebody's head?
I'm totally going to go around with a stuffie zebra and whack people on the head with it and yell, "Thou hast been smote!"
Not sure that's proper grammar, though.