Aladdin Teen Titans Style!
Chapter 3: Arabian Nights
By Robinstarfire4ever
Ok I am soooooooo sorry I haven't updated in a while! First I needed to wait till Christmas so I could get Aladdin so I could watch it to type this chapter and THEN school started again and I got all messed up and busy and then I was talking to Flames of The Sun and she was yelling at me to continue typing it and so I did and now I typing this extreamly long explanation to you that probobly has no point and not that you actually care and all you want me to do is just to get on with the disclaimer and dedication so you can read the freakin chapter! So I am just going to shut up now and get on with the disclaimer and dedacation!
Disclaimer: Hiya! Everybody! I am going to let Anima have the wonderful job of saying the not-so-wonderful Disclaimer!
Anima: Hiya, all you cutesy, wutsy, wittle weaders. Oosa cutie! Oosa cutie!
Robinstarfire4ever: GET ON WITH IT ANIMA!
Anima: All right all right! Gosh. Anways... robinstarfire4ever does not own Teen Titans, Aladdin, Teen Titan's songs, Aladdin songs, or even a laptop. Everybody, say "awwww..." in a sad voice.
Everyone: Awww...
Anima: Good! But there is good news!
Everyone: Is it that she in fact owns Alex, Anima, Onikki, Kelbi, Jack, Kumiko, and Jimmy Sausage Man AKA: Chuck and the right to use her dad's computer whenever she wants?
Anima: No, you silly people! I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GIECO! (of which robinstarfire4ever does not own) MUHAHAHAHA!
Everyone: ...You don't have a car.
Anima: Oh wah! Do you ever stop nagging!
Dedication: I dedicate this chapter to RobinisDaBomb because she was the only one to review my last Chapter you ROCK!Also i dedicate this chapter to Flames Of The Sun who yelled at me untill I updated …Anywayz!
Cast List
Robin – Aladdin
Starfire - Jasmine
Beastboy – Abu
Raven – Iago
Cyborg – Genie
Slade – Jafar
Galfore – Sultan
Silkie – Raja
Carpet in Ravens room- …guess
Alex, Anima, Onikki, Kumiko, Jack, Chuck (or Jimmy Sausage Man), and Kelbi – The Poofers
A lamp from Titans Tower – The lamp
Alex – The seller person in the beginning of the movie (AKA: Narrator)
Last ChapterThe girls all flicked their wands and the Titans disappeared.
This Chapter!
When Robin woke up he had no clue where he was. He remembered Alex, Anima, Onikki, and Kelbi singging… but after that, nothing. He then noticed his change in clothing, he was no longer in his traffic light coustume (thank gawd!) and he was wearing a dark purple vest with no shirt underneath
(How come that sounds pervirtish?) And he was wearing what looked like a potato sack cut into pants, and it had a couple of patches on it. He had no shoes on his feet and on his head he had a dark red Fez (I love fezes!)
"What the heck?" he asked himself. Just then there was a poof
'POOF!'
And Alex was standing in front of him with a green monkey on her shoulder. It to was wearing a purple vest and red fez (no pants though…who in their right mind would put pants on a monkey!)
"…Is that…Beastboy?" Robin asked
"…Well yes…but his name is Abu now," she said. Robin notcied that she was out of her dress (thank GAWD!…I hate dresses…) and she was wearing "normal" clothes. She had on a black shirt that said 'Loading Sanity - 0' and dark blue jeans.
"His name is Abu?" Robin asked
"That's right Aladdin!"
"What did you just call me?"
"…Aladdin…"She wispered
"My name is Robin,"
"No it isn't…well not anymore," Alex said playing with her hair
"What are you talking about?"
"Ok listen, my friends and I poofed you into Aladdin and you can't get out until you complete the entire move…credits and all."Alex replied but before Robin could protest she dissapeared
"Dude! I'm a monkey!" Beastboy exclaimed "with clothes on! That is so not right!"
"Shut up Beas-I mean Aaaabu…"
"…I hate you…Alaaaaaaaddin"
"Shut up" Robin said hitting the green monkey just then Onikki
appeared
"ANIMAL ABUSE!" she screamed as she took Beast
boy in her arms."It's ok baby no one is going to hurt you ever
again" she cooed as she petted him. Beastboy made a cute gurgling
sound as he fell asleep in her arms. Onikki put Beastboy in Robin's
arms and hit Robin as hard as she could. (And that is HARD!)"OWWW!
What was that for?" Robin exclaimed"I don't care who you are
Robin you will NOT hit my lover!" she screamed and
she dissapeared leaving Robin with a blank look on his face."Your
love-…WHAT?"He asked himself.
With Starfire
Starfire woke to a Tiger licking her face. She opened her eyes and screamed. The tiger jumped back and Starfire tried to fly up in the air but could not
"What has happened to my powers?" she asked the Tiger then there was a poof...
POOF!
And Anima was standing next to the tiger petting it she was wearing a brown shirt that said
'WARNING! – Pudding' and black jeans and a cape…
"Hiya there Silkie…I mean Raja!" she said. The tiger purred in delight. She looked up at Starfire
"HELLO FRIEND JASMINE!" she exclaimed. Starfire looked at her weirdly
"I am Starfire…"
"Oh I know but you see, my friends and I have zapped you into Aladdin, just like all of the other Titans, and you will be playing the part of Jasmine, and Silkie is playing Raja!" Anima replied still petting the tiger. Starfire thought about this
"What roll is Robin partaking upon?"
Anima took a while before answering (her brain had to register what Starfire had just asked her…)
"Oh! Robin will be playing Aladdin!" she replied. Starfire's eyes lit up
"Oh really!" She exclaimed. Anima nodded.
"But first we have to get you in costume!" Anima added. She flicked her wand and Starfire now had on… a chicken suit.
"There!" She exclaimed. Alex appeared
"Hi Anima how's everything going-" Alex looked at Starfire and sweat dropped. Anima was grinning ear to ear. Alex shook her head and flicked her wand. And Starfire was now in Jasmine's apparel. Alex turned to Anima,
"Anima how many times have I told you? NO CHICKEN SUITS! ESPECIALLY IN ALADDIN!" She exclaimed. Anima shrunk down and started to cry. Alex looked at her and got down next to her.
"Aww I'm sorry Anima it's just we can't have…chicken suits…in Aladdin, cause it will ruin the whole movie…and the entire universe will explode if they don't do it right!" Anima stopped crying and got back up. Starfire went over to her and gave her a hug.
"Do not worry friend I will wear the…chicken suit, later"
"REALLY!" Anima exclaimed hugging Starfire back. Starfire nodded. Alex mouthed a 'thank you' and Starfire walked over to her
"Will the universe really explode?" she asked, Alex nodded as she flicked her wand, and the girls dissapeared. Starfire felt for her comunicater and found it still there. She turned it on and called for Robin. A couple seconds later his face appeared and her saw her worried expression.
"Star, whats wrong…and what are you wearing?"
"Um well I was just informed by Alex and Anima that we have been…'zapped' into Aladdin and if we do not do it right the entire universe will explode!" she said quickly. Robin's eyes widened
"What!" he exclaimed.
"And I am having to play the part of Jasmine and this is what she wears" Starfire added blusing.
"…Oh yeah…"
"I would like to ask, What is it that you are wearing?"
Robin looked down at his clothes and blushed
"I… uh I am playing Aladdin…and this is what he wears…"Robin said rubbing the back of his neck. Starfire nodded knowingly and said
"Well it makes you look 'Cute'"
Robin blushed even more. Starfire giggled and shut her communicator.
With Slade…
Kelbi appeared and looked around for Slade
"Hello? Slade? Where are you?" She asked. Slade came up behind her and grabbed her holding a knife to her throat.
"Don't scream," he said
"…Okay"
"Now tell me where the heck am I?"
"Well if you let me go I will tell you…" Kelbi replied. Slade quickly thew her down and glared at her
"Ok now tell me"
"Ok then Jafar, you see-"
"I AM SLADE!"
"No when you are in here you are Jafar,"
"…WHERE IS HERE!"
"I am gettng to that, ok you see my friends and I zapped the Teen Titans in to the movie Aladdin but we needed somebody to play Jafar and so we picked you. So basicly you are in the palace…"
"So I am here because you needed me to be in this movie?" Slade asked getting angry. Kelbi nodded.
"SO I AM HERE FOR NO REASON! I WAS HAVING A NICE CUP OF TEA WHEN-"
Robin appeared next to Kelbi
"…You drink tea?" he asked. Slade turned around.
"I ment DOOM! A NICE CUP OF DOOM!" he exclaimed.
"…Since when is doom nice?"
"A HORIBLE CUP OF DOOM!
"Then why were you drinking it if it was horr-"
"IF YOU INTERUPT ME ONE MORE TIME!"
"Okok sorry…man-slut…" Robin mumbled.
"WHAT'D YOU CALL ME?" Slade screamed as Kelbi zapped Robin where he was supposed to be.
POOF!
"…BYE JAFAR!" she excalimed and she dissapeared
"IT'S SLADE!"
With Raven
When Raven sat up she was angry.
"When I find out where I am I will seriously kill Alex" She mumbled. Just the Alex poofed in and Raven looked like she was going to kill her.
"You are the wrong person to have shown up right now…" Raven said. Alex just stood there.
"Azerath Metrion ZINTHOS!" Raven screamed, but nothing happened. Raven looked from her hands to Alex, who had a 'Robin-like' smirk on her face. She then taunted a already mad Raven…not a very SMART thing to do…
"You don't have your poooooowers, you don't have your poooooooowers!" she exclaimed. Raven lunged at her and Alex dissapeared. Alex then reappeared and shook her finger at her
"Now, Now Raven…you wouldn't want the whole world destroyed…now would you?"She asked. Raven's eyes widened but then she narrowed them and glared at Alex and asked her the first thing that came into her mind
"…Why am I a Parrot?"
Alex did her best to suppress a laugh and she flicked her wrist and Raven turned into…well…a Raven…
"All better?" she asked. Raven nodded.
"Ok good now Raven you must be a good little Raven and act our the rest of the movie…or else the world will be destroyed!" Alex said happily as she dissapeared.
"Stupid Alex and all of her friends…"
At Titans Tower
Alex looked at her friends
"Ok ready girls?" She asked.
"NO! we have to invite Kumiko, Jimmy Sausage Man, and Jack!"
"…oh yeah…" Alex replied. She flicked her wrist and a girl and two boys appeared with a 'POOF!'
"Hey guys!" Onikki exclaimed.
"Hey Onikki, Anima, Alex…Kelbi." Jack said. Chuck went to open his mouth to say something when Alex attacked him…into a hug.
"HI JIMMY SAUSAGE MAN!" she exclaimed.
"Hi Alex" he said as he hugged back "But I told you not to call me that, my name is Chuck!"
Alex pulled away and put a cute puppy dog face on
"Awww but Chuck…I like calling you Jimmy Sausage man…"
Chuck turned away
"Don't look at the face, Don't look at the face…AWWW MAN I LOOKED!……..Fine"
"Yay!" Alex exclaimed hugging him again. Kelbi cleared her throat and Alex quickly let go
"Um…. Heh…HI KUMIKO" Alex said nervously.
"HI ALEX!" Kumiko screamed back.
"What's Up?" Anima Asked
"Nothin Much!"
"OK!"
-Awkward scilence-
"…um Hi Alex and Anima… and Kelbi…"Jack said quietly breaking the scilence.
"Hi Jack!" Anima screamed
"…Uh…"
"Hi Jack!" Kelbi exclaimed.
"Hi big brother!" Alex said happily.
"ok…so uh…why are we here?" Kumiko asked
"…oh yeah! Ok so you know how I LUVVV Teen Titans AND Aladdin?" Alex said. Everyone nodded.
"Well I was laying on my bed watching Teen Titans and listening to Aladdin songs and then it hit me! 'Hey we're magical! Why don't we zap into Titans Tower and meet the Teen Titans! THEN we could force them into acting out the WHOLE movie!'…I know…I am a genius!"
Jack went to open his mouth to say something but Alex beat him to it
"Say it and DIE!" she screamed at him.
"…wow…I CAN'T BELIVE I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!" Kumiko exclaimed.
"…so…Where are the Teen Titans?" Chuck asked
"Oh…in the movie already!…we just have to start it…" Onikki answered.
"Riiiiiiight…"
"Ok! So NOW are we ready?" Alex asked.
"READY!" everyone, exclaimed. The poofers flicked their wands and the TV screen came to life and Alex dissapeared. The rest of the Poofers sat on the couch and watched as the movie started.
Music played in the background as the title apeared. Then Alex was on the screen riding a camel she had on a turbun and some ratty clothes and she was singing
"Oh I come from a land from a far away place
Where the caravan camels roam,
Where they cut of your ear if they don't like your face,
It's barbaric but hey, it's home.
When the winds from the east and the sun's from the west and the sand in the glass is right,
Come on down stop on by,
Hop a carpet and fly, to another Arabian Night!
Arabian Niiiiiiights like Arabian daaays
More often then not
Are hotter than hot
In a lot of good waaaaaaaays!
Arabian niiiiight 'neath Arabian moooons,
A fool of his guard could fal and fall hard out there in the duuuuunes.'
She jumped off the camel and the camel fell down from tiredness. She looked at the screen
"Ahh Salaam and good evening to you worthy friends. Please, please come closer, the screen zoomed in until it smashed into her face.
"Too close! Just a little too close…" she backed up
"There! Welcome to Agrabah! Welcome to Agrabah. City of mystery, of enchantment and the finest merchandise this
side of the river Jordan, on sale today,"
She said pulling a string and a booth put itself together and a piece of fabric saying 'Sale' fell down into place on the table. She laughed
"Come on down." She said. She looked at something hanging and took it down
"Heh, heh. Look at this! Yes! Combination hookah and coffee maker--also makes Julienne fries." she said. "It will not break!" She began hitting it gently against the table
"Will not—"
The item falls apart.
--It broke. Ooohhh! Look at this! she quickly threw it aside and she then picked up another item, a white box,
"Oh! Look at this! I have never seen one of these intact before, this is the famous Dead sea tupper- ware! See listen, "She opened the box a little and made a rassberry sound,
"Ah! Still good!"
The camera starts to go off her and she runs to catch up with it.
"Wait, don't go!"
The camera stops.
"I can see that you're only interested in the exceptionally rare. I think then, you would be most rewarded to consider...this."
Alex pulled a Lamp of some sort out of her sleave.
"Do not be fooled by its commonplace appearance. Like so many things, it is not what is outside, but what is inside that counts."
The camera begins to turn away again and Alex runs again.
"This is no ordinary lamp!" She exclaimed
"It once changed the course of a young man's life! A young man who liked this lamp was more than what he seemed…" She whispered the next thing "A diamond in the rough." She straightend up "Perhaps you would like to hear the tale?" She said happily. She waited a while and then she poured some shiny sand out of the lamp.
"It begins on a daark night"
Alex threw sand into the sky, where it forms a starry nightscape.
"Where a daark man waits, …with a daark pur-pose."
The next thing you see is Slade sitting on a horse with Raven sitting on his shoulder mumbling something that we couldn't understand…it was something like…'Stupid man-slut'… ANYWAY!
Anima rides up to Slade and Raven
"You…are late" Slade says
"A thousand apologies, O patient one." She replies in a sinister voice. Slade raised an eyebrow
"So, you have it then?"
"I had to slit a few throats to get it."
Sha says as she pulls out half of the medallion. Slade reaches out for it, but Anima yanks it back.
"Ah, ah, ahhh! The treasure…"
Raven chirps as she flies by and grabs the medallion.
"Ouch!" Anima said rubbing her hand.
"Trust me, my pungent friend. You'll get what's coming to you." Slade replied calmly as he pulls out the second half of the medallion. He connects them, and the insect medallion begins to glow. Finally, it flies out of Slade's hand, scaring the horses, and is off towards the dunes.
"Quickly, follow the trail!" Slade exclaimed. They ride off, following the glowing speck of light, until it reaches a large dune. It separates into two and the halves plunge into the dune. All that remains are two glowing points of light on the dune. But then the dune begins to rise up, transforming into a giant lion's head, with the glowing points serving as the eyes.
"At last! After years of searching…the Cave Of Wonders!"
Anima looks at the Cave in wonder
"By Allah…" She whispers.
"Now, remember! Bring me the lamp.
The rest of the treasure is yours, but the lamp is mine!" Slade called out
Anima starts to approach the lion's mouth, which forms the entrance to the cave. She chuckles as she goes.
Now that Raven and Slade are alone, Raven opens up in normal English.
"Jeez, where'd ya dig this bozo up?" She whispered. Slade puts his finger to his lips and shushes her Anima reaches the cave, but is blown away by the roar of the cave's speaking.
"Who disturbs my slumber?" The Cave asked in a voice that sounded a lot like Onikki trying to pull it off as a guy's voice. Anima looked at it wierdly and tried not to laugh as she said
"It is I, Gazeem… a humble thief."
"Know this. Only one may enter here. One whose worth lies far within. A diamond in the rough." The 'Cave' replied.
Anima turns to Slade with a questioning look.
"What are you waiting for? Go on!" Slade says moving Anima forward.
Anima hesitates, then moves one foot inside the cave. With great apprehension, she plants her foot down. Nothing happens. Relieved, she begins her trek again. Then another roar comes. She turns back, but the lion's mouth slams shut and the dune collapses back to normal. All that are left are Slade, Raven, and the two separated halves of the medallion.
"Seek thee out, the diamond in the rough." They heard the Cave say as it dissapeared.
Raven unburied herself from the sand, coughing as she does so.
"I can't believe it. I just don't believe it. We're never gonna get a hold of that stupid lamp! Just forget it. Look at this. Look at this. I'm so ticked off that I'm molting!" she exclaimed angrily as she pulled out some of her feathers
She flies up to Slade's shoulder.
"Patience, Raven. Patience. Gazeem was obviously less than worthy." He said clamly
"Oh, there's a big surprise. That's an incred--I think I'm gonna have a heart attack and die from not surprise!" Raven said extremely sarcastically "What're we gonna do? We got a big problem here,a big prob-"
Slade pinches her beak shut.
"Yes, we do. Only one may enter. I must find this one, this...diamond in the rough." He replies.
YAY! I FINALLY FINISHED! Ok so please review! And I will try to update sooner!
Love ya'll!
Robinstarfire4ever