Aladdin Teen Titans Style!
Chapter 4: One Jump
By: Robinstarfire4ever
OK! I am a SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW typer! And I am a sorry slow typer! I will try really hard to update faster! BUT! The good thing about me being a sloooooow typer is…I think of really hilarious things! Ok there are two more poofers Guamilliosanphonito Jr III (we will call him Guam!) and Yukio, I promise these will be the last ones to come into this story…untill next time…. MUHAHAHAHAHA! Any way here we go!
Also, excuse any spelling mistakes, my spell check isn't working for some reason...
Cast List
Robin – Aladdin
Starfire - Jasmine
Beastboy – Abu
Raven – Iago
Cyborg – Genie
Slade – Jafar
Galfore – Sultan
Silkie – Raja
Carpet in Raven's room- …guess
Alex, Anima, Onikki, Kumiko, Jack, Guamilliosanphonito Jr III, Yukio, Chuck (or Jimmy Sausage Man), and Kelbi – The Poofers
A lamp from Titans Tower – The lamp
Last Chapter"Yes, we do. Only one may enter. I must find this one, this...diamond in the rough."
This Chapter!
Alex and Anima poofed into the Tower's Ops. Room and everyone started to clap and they took a bow (a not so graceful one though…) and Anima bumped into Alex
"HEY!"
"Sorry!"
"Ya right…."
"I am!" Anima argured getting down on her hands and knees. Alex just noticed two people she hadn't noticed before in the room.
"Oh My GAWD! IT'S GUAMILLIOSANPHONITO JR III and YUKIO!" she screames hugging Yukio. Yukio hugged back and kissed the top of Alex's head. Alex sighed and fainted. Yukio shook his head. He was about 5 foot 9 inches, with brown hair and blue eyes. He was wearing a red Polo and some kakki baggy jeans. He didn't have any wings or a wand because all boys thought it was too girly…whatever…
"…. Ooooooook then! Don't describe me then!" Guam yelled at the narrarator…Well fine then…I won't
"HEY!"
"I think monkeys are going to rule the world...and squrriels (sp?)"
Kelbi laughed at Alex's randomness
"What makes you think that?" she asked. Alex shrugged
"I dunno…I like monkeys…but squrriels are evil so if they team up they will dominate the world…"
"Phff, no chance. Will they survive a nuclear war? Haha-HECK NO. It's the cockroaches. Duh..." Onikki argued
"O0o0o0o0o0o0oh i am with you on that... GO COCKROACHES!... Wait! I mean...you know...i don't know what i mean any more..."
"I hate them... they're icky." Kumkio said as she put on some high-heeled shoes "so many to step on... so little time" she added
"Ya...they kinda creep me out..." Anima replied
"...We could kill them all..."Jack said
"Ok!" Everyone replied. Alex then thought of something!
"Ok, here is what we are going to do! We will put all this food in Robin's room, right? Then when they come into the room we spray them all with cockroach killing spray! And then...WE WATCH THEM DIE! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"…So who gets to go in the room to spray them..." Chuck asked. Everyone looked at eachother
"NOT IT!" they all shouted (except Alex)
"Ha."Onikki said
"I win." Anima said
"…Darn...well…. How about we take some really mean flamer from FanFiction and make them do it!" Alex exclaimed (I am not pointing any fingers…or mayyybie I am…no I am not cause you people were soooo nice and didn't flame me!)
"...Perfect!" everyone exclaimed. Anima just the realized that the movie was still on 'pause'
"Ohmigosh! The movie is still on pause!" she exclaimed.
"WHAT! OHHHHHHH SNAP!" Alex exclaimed poffing away into where Robin, or Aladdin, was.
POOF!
"I AM SOOOOOOO SORRY!" Alex exclaimed to Robin. Robin jumped back in surprise
"Huh?"
"…Oh…you didn't know you were in the next scene huh?"
"I am in the next scene!" Robin screamed
"…Uh…. Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe…"
"…I don't even have a script…WAIT WHAT AM I SAYING I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS!"
" …You get to kiss Starfire…"
"Wait…I am not going to do this because…I…Get to…Kiss…. Starfi-OK!"Robin exclaimed a little TOO enthusiasticly
"You know…. If I weren't hyper right now…I would guess that you actually WANT to kiss her…BUT I am really hyper so…. That CAN'T be true…. Can it?" Alex wondered outloud
"…Psh-yaright…Pfft…. That is like sooo not true." Robin said weirdly. Alex shrugged
"I hope you know your lines! So
uh…BYE!" Alex exclaimed giving him a piece of bread and pushing
him on screen where he almost falls off a roof and almost looses the
bread.
"WAIT! I'M NOT HYPER! …That means…YOU DOOOO WANT TO
KISS HER!" Alex smiled at her new thought, only to be sad again
when Robin wasn't there to say anything…
The movie
"Stop, thief! I'll have your hands for a trophy, street rat!" Chuck said dressed up as a guard with Jack, Anima, and two new guys dressed the same. Robin looks back at them, then down, then at the bread in shock.
"All this… for a loaf of bread?"
He jumps off, landing on two ropes strung between buildings, with drying clothes on them. He skies down them, collecting bits and pieces of clothing on him as he goes. Finally, he's nearing the end of the rope, at a window, when Onikki reaches out and slams the shutters closed. Robin slams into the shutters and falls to the street, his fall being broken by numerous awnings and the pile of clothes around him. He pulls off the top layer of clothes and is about to enjoy his bread when...
"There he is!" Chuck yells from the roof.
"You won't get away so easy!" Jack calls.
Robin lookes at them in disbelief "…You think that was easy?"
He looks at three women, Alex, Kelbi and Kumukio laughing at him.
"You two, over that way, and you, with me. We'll find him." Chuck said pointing at the different guards.
Robin pulls a sheet over him and wraps himself as a disguise. He rushes over to the women.
"Morning, ladies." He says trying to look like one of the women.
"Getting into trouble a little early today, aren't we Aladdin?" Kelbi asks
"Trouble? No way. You're only in trouble if you get caught-" Robin said matter-of-factly.
A hand grabs Robin's shoulder and yanks him back. It's Chuck. Robin's disguise falls off.
"Gotcha!" Chuck says.
"I'm in trouble!" Robin said quickly
"...And this time—"
A screeching sound from Beastboy, then the guard's turban is pulled down over his eyes. Beastboy dances on Chuck's head, laughing.
"Perfect timing, Abu…as usual." Robin said laughing.
"Hello!" Beastboy replied happily.
"Come on, let's get outta here!" Robin said running away with Beastboy on his shoulder.
"Gotta keep...one jump ahead of the breadline
One swing ahead of the sword
I steal only what I can't afford
That's everything!"
Robin battles Jack wielding a sword. He dodges a couple of swings, then pulls down Jack's pants. Anima poofs in and exclaimes
"HAH! You got pantsed! Oh! Who got pantsted! YOU GOT PANTSTED! Who didn't? I DIDN'T! ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" and she dissapears.
Beastboy, after a moment of awkward scilence, sticks his tounge out at Jack, then dodges an attack. Jack swings at Robin, but hits a barrel of fish. As Robin runs off, Jack pulls a fish over his lower body as a pair of pants.
"…You know…I think he is having to much fun with this…" Jack says to the audience (the poofers) while hopping away.
"One jump ahead of the lawmenThat's all, and that's no joke
These guys don't appreciate I'm broke!"
Robin and Beastboy scamper up a pile of barrels, then kick one down on top of one of the guards he hasn't met.
"Riffraff!"He yells
"Street rat!" The other exclaimes
"Scoundrel!"Jack says
Robin scampers to the top of a platform.
"Take that!" They all scream throwing swords and spears at him.
Robin dodges them "Just a little snack, guys!"
The guards shake the platform back and fro trying to knock him off.
"Rip him open, take it back guys!" They all sing
"I can take a hint, gotta face the facts
You're my only friend, Abu!"Robin jumps off the platform to certain death, only to grab
Beastboy's hands like an acrobat. The pair swing into a harem.
"Who?"he hears girls sing. Robin looks up to see Alex, Kelbi, and Onikki dressed as Arabian girls.
"Oh, it's sad Aladdin's hit the bottom
He's become a one-man rise in crime"
Robin looks at them with a 'OH YEAH' look on his face while Beastboy finds a plate full of fruit and stuffs his mouth full like a chipmunk. Kelbi and Alex bumped Robin and Onikki wrapped a scarf around him and pulled it so it made him spin untill he hit Kumiko dressed like an older woman holding a broom.
"I'd blame parents, except he hasn't got 'em!" She says swinging the broom at him and he ducks, only to have his fez almot fall off. He grabs it angrily and puts it on his head glaring at her, he instantly forgets and goes over to the girls.
" Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eatTell you all about it when I got the time!" Robin sings shrugging, and sitting on the windowsill of which he entered.
Onikki pushes Robin out the window and he hits a couple of awnings and lands safetly on the ground. Onikki then takes Beastboy, cuddles him and puts him on some of her magic shaped as a disk and sets him gently on the ground. Robin looks at Beastboy and back at Onikki and she points to him and mouths 'I'm watching you' and she dissapears. You then see Chuck acting like a MuscleMan flexing to a crowd. The guards rush past. You then see Robin and Beastboy behind Chuck, matching his moves, until they make a mistake and are discovered.
"One jump ahead of the slowpokesOne skip ahead of my doom
Next time gonna use a nom de plume."
Robin sneaks away after being seen and the guards run after him.
"One jump ahead of the hitmen
One hit ahead of the flock
I think I'll take a stroll around the block."
You then see Robin and Beastboy, pursued by the guards, race through a flock of sheep, hurdle a man sleeping on a bed of nails of course Guamilliosanphonito Jr III, an extremely large guard, lands on him. Beastboy disguises himself with jewels until Yukio discovers him.
"Stop, thief!" Yukio exclaimes
"Vandal!" Guam yells
"A-BU!" Robin says grabbing him.
"Scandal!" Kelbi screams.
" Let's not be too hasty"Guards in front of a door surround Robin.
The door opens and a large, ugly MAN (Guamiliosanphonito Jr III) comes out.
"Still I think he's rather tasty," He says picking him up and cuddling him. Robin stares at him.
"…pause the movie…PAUSE THE FRIGGIN MOVIE I'M GONNA HURL!"
Just the Alex appears and sees Guam.
"MORON!" she screams "I TOLD YOU! YOU CAN'T BE A GIRL! NOW PUT HIM DOWN!" Guam drops Robin and Robin stumbles off to…somewhere and barfs. He comes back and sees Guam again and runs off to throw-up again, but when he does Beastboy falls off his shoulder.
"Oh crap…"Robin says as Onikki poofs in.
POOF!
"Uh…Hi…" Robin says. Onikki glares at him and picks up Beastboy.
"There, there, the crazy man won't hurt you…"she coos. Beastboy makes a cute gurgling sound and Onikki gives him back to Robin.
"Crazy man? You think I'M the CRAZY MAN?" Robin exclaimes poniting at Guam also waking Beastboy up. Onikki glares at him and slaps him over the head hard…
"OOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!"
Onikki calmly walks over to Guamilliosanphonito Jr III and slaps him in the face for no reason.
"OW WHY DID YOU MAKE HER SLAP MEEEE!"
… She paied me 20 dollars.
"WHAT!"
…And I just hate you…
"WHY!"
…Cause your head! It it just a weird shape!…
Yukio walks up to Alex…
"um…..who is he talking to?" he asks.
"Huh?"
"Guam…"
Alex looked at Guam talking to himself…
"oh, He does that sometimes….you just have to get used to it…"
"Uhhh…. Ooooooooook…"
Alex then walks up to Robin "You ok?" she asks. He just stares at her. "OK then… PLAY!" she exclaimes as she poofs off.
Robin then tumbles away, then puts his arm around Anima, acting like they're all chums.
"Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat
Otherwise we'd get along!" he sings
" WRONG!" the guards exclaim
They all jump into a pile and fight. When they stop, Robin and Beastboy are gone. They are sneaking away in barrels. They run across a flaming pit, followed by the guards who hop up and down, screaming in pain as they cross the rocks.Robin and Beastboy pass Jack acting as a sword swallower, then Beastboy goes back, pulls the sword out of Jack's mouth. Beastoby advances on the guards, who retreat in fear.
" He's got a sword!" Guam exclaims
" You idiot--we've ALL got swords!" Anima yelled at him…
Excuse the interuption, let us take a moment to appreciate the fact that in the story some people, Don't have swords…for example, Kelbi, she is a sane person, Kelbi knows when to stab and when not to stab, and who to stab, and what to stab, basicly Kelbi is a responsible stabber. You then see Kelbi standing on a beach with a sword in her hand, she smiles and winks at the crowd as the words 'Responcible stabber' come across the bottom. Back to the narrator, Exibit B, Anima and Onikki…basicly…..they're insane, they don't get swords. They will stab you if you even look at them. Cut to Anima and Onikki, standing on the same beach with Kelbi, Alex walks up to them woth a blindfold over her eyes and hands them each a swords as the words 'Children, do not attept' run across the bottom of the screen. You then see Kelbi staring at Alex in disbeleif as she stumbles blindly off the screen. Kelbi then looks at Anima and Onikki, they look at her and scream
"STABY STABY STABY!" While chasing after Kelbi who happened to look at them again.
Beastboy sets the sword down gently, then runs. Robin and Beastboy are once again surrounded, with the guards coming from left and right. Robin looks at them at them scared. He looks up and sees a robe hanging above him, he jumps up and climbs the robe as the guards all crash into each other.
"One jump ahead of the hoofbeats!"
"Vandal!"
"One hop ahead of the hump!"
"Street rat!"
"One trick ahead of disaster""Scoundrel!"
"They're quick--but I'm much faster"
"Take that!"
The guards chase Robin up a staircase into a room. He grabs a carpet.
"Here goes, better throw my hand in
Wish me happy landin'
All I gotta do is jump!"
The guards follow him out the window, but they go straight down to the street, and land in a pile of maneure with the sign "Crazy Hakim's Discount Fertilizer." Robin uses the carpet as a parachute to land safely and out of danger. Robin and Beastboy high-five each other.
Alex pauses the movie and Onikki stares at her.
"Oh my gosh!" she exclaims "A high-five! Who would ever end a chapter with a HIGH-FIVE!"
"uh…apparently Alex…" Yukio says sitting down next to Alex. Alex looks at Onikki with a smile on her face.
"Fo-Shizzle!"
"...Never again..." Yukio said slowly.
"Sorry..."
OMG! I just found out that I will have sequals! (With the poofers mind you!) They will be called 'Peter Pan Teen Titans Style', 'Lady and the Tramp Teen Titans Style!', Beauty and the Beast Teen Titans Style', and 'Phantom of the Opera Teen Titans style!'… And there may be a slight posibility of 'Rent Teen Titans Style!'…But don't count on it…. And if you have any request I will gladly take them! (And if you have a request you will be one of the poofers! All you have to do is give a request and pick a name! And of course tell me who YOU are…and tell me the personality of your character!)