Ford and the Gangsters
Ford met some bootleggers.
"Cool," he said. But their booze was way too expensive. So he left, in search of some female bootleggers so he would have an excuse to look up their skirts.
THE END
"Hey baby," said Ford, "Can I see your bootlegs?"
"That is, like, the worst pickup line ever," said the female bootlegger.
"Oh," said Ford, "Can I see one bootleg?"
"No."
"Can I see a boot?"
"I don't have any."
"What? Impostor!" shouted Ford. The anti-bootleg-impersonation police came and arrested her.
Ford stole her booze.
A passing layabout stole her legs.
"I was using those!" shouted the female bootlegger, "Curse you Ford Prefect! I'll get revenge if it's the last thing I do!"
"They all say that," said Ford. The passing layabout stole the booze.
"Curse you passing layabout!" shouted Ford.
THE END
What I want to know is how the bootlegger knew Ford's full name…
The whole idea for this story came from History where we were studying bootlegging. Heh. Canada still had boo-ooze(taunting tones).
The reason this story has two endings is because I ended it(first ending) and then Penny suggested the pickup line, which I thought was great, so I had to use it. But erasing the second the end would take too much work, and so would starting a new story. So there you are.
BeatlesLover: You don't happen to be Muffin Queen, do you? Anyhow, thanks. I'm sorry about the glasses incident.
Fellowship of the Band Geeks: OK, I'm totally fine with that. I mean, I wouldn't have thought I had monopoly on that type of series, but thank you very much for asking. Have fun, and I look forward to reading them!
Saith Rayse: Too bad. And, maybe slight description of yourself or the character you want to portray in FoaDM might help a bit. I can't very well say, "Suddenly, some non-descript guy appeared." Think it over, OK?
I think it's a new trend of mine to reply to every single new review. Lifty, huh?