Zaphod Gets His Own Story
"Hoopy," said Zaphod, "I've been somewhat ignored lately. Which is bad, because I'm the ex-president of the galaxy and an all around cool guy."
"Why am I in this story?" said Clap, "I don't even like Zaphod."
"Are you sure?" said Zaphod.
"I'm not even going to waste bullets on you," said Clap.
"Come on, baby," said Zaphod.
"All right," said Clap, "You talked me into it." She shot one of Zaphod's arms.
"Zark," said Zaphod.
THE END
I forgot to mention this. Sorry for the huge gap between stories. I've been banned off the computer.
Poor Zaphod. He gets so little air time.
I need to fix that. Zaphod's a cool guy.