Authors Notes: What do you think:)

End of Author Notes.

Year one:

Mrs. Fowl was in one of there many living rooms they had… She was talking on the phone. And Mr. Fowl was reading the newspaper.

Artemis looked up at Butler, he was standing still like a board…Butler was a little scary…But he knew that he would never hurt him. Mrs. Fowl walked into the room smiling slightly.

"How's my Arty doing?"Mrs.Fowl asked.

Arty?Wasn't his name Artemis? Thought Artemis looking at his Mother in a confused expression.

"HA FOWLS CONFUSED!"Laughfed Root.

"Shut up and watch it." Snapped one of the officers.

Butler looked down at him surprised…His employer had a confused expression on his face. And he was only one.

"Good Mistress." Butler replied.

"How many times do I have to tell you to call me Angella?"Mrs.Fowl snapped.

"Mr. Fowl would not appreciate it." Muttered Butler.

"Oh he's just being grouchy lately."Wispered Mrs. Fowl in a worried tone.

Arty made a squeaking sound that sound like Mum. Mrs. Fowl picked him up.

"Awwwww my baby is trying to talk." Smiled Mrs. Fowl.

Mr. Fowl snorted…It sound more like a squeak.

"MUM

!"Artemis squeked.MY ARTY TALKED!" Smiled Mrs. Fowl.

"Mr. Fowl better be impressed after this." Growled Trouble.

"Yeah."Said another elf.

"About time." Snapped Mr. Fowl.

"WHHHHHHHHHHHHAT!"Everyone in the room roared, and made booing noises.

Butler looked surprised. What was he getting at about time? I stared talking a couple a weeks after…Thought Mr. Fowl.

"What do you mean about time?" Snapped Mrs. Fowl.

"Nothing hun."ArtemisI muttered.

"Fat-ter!" Artemis II squeaked.

"See he can't even say Father!" Yelled Mr. Fowl.

Artemis went silent his eyes went wide…He made sobbing noises." FOWL DON'T CRY!" Roared Mr. Fowl getting up towards Artemis. Artemis's eyes looked like they were going to pop out of his head and he stared crying.

"WHAT A BASTERED!"Yelled some of the other elves and started arguing

"FOWLS DON'T CRY!" Roared Mr. Fowl angrily…Artemis cried harder.

"My poor baby! Stop yelling at him he's only one!" Hissed Mrs. Fowl picking Artemis II in her arms gently, and rocking him back and forth.

"GO MRS FOWL!" Cheered every elf Holly just stared silently at the screen and studied Artemis II scared face.

Now look at what that kid did…He made him and his wife get into a fight…He'd be grounded later. Now he had to go to work. Thought Mr. Fowl as he left the room.

Artemis II stared shivering…I don't like him. Thought Artemis II…Tiredly as he held onto his Mother and soon fell asleep in her arms.

"That's a good boy." Smiled Mrs. Fowl taking the hair out of his face.

"Awwwwwww…"Some of the LEPrecon members whispered. Roots eyes softened for only a sec before Harding again.

Holly smiled silently now that was more like it.

What do you think?

Give Mr. Fowl a cruel number please 1 out of 10. I'd give him about a 9 and half.