This Place has everything except for women, bars, and illegal drugs

"No!" screamed Ford, "My day is ruined!"

"Cheer up," said Andema.

"Nooooo!" said Ford, much more dramatically.

"I…have a plan," said Clap equally dramatically, speaking to the camera. She somersaulted into the room and bounded to her feet in front of Andema.

"Do we have to do this?" sighed Andema. Clap glared.

"Well, fine," said Andema, "Ha HA! Clap Writer! You will never foil my (nonexistent) plans!"

"Oho!" said Clap, "Yes I Will!"

"But How?"

"Why are you speaking in capitals?" said Arthur, but everyone ignored him, including Ford, who seemed to be having an identity crisis.

"I have a secret weapon," Clap stated importantly.

"Ha HA!" said Andema, who couldn't think of anything else to say.

"And here it is!" said Clap, sounding moderately annoyed. She leaned closer.

"Reginald Stubbins." Andema immediately thought of 'The World is Mine!', burst into laughter and fell over.

"Reginald Stubbins!" said Clap, "REGINALD STUBBINS!" Andema was still laughing.

"REGINALD STUBBINS!" screamed Clap, pleased that her plan was going so well.

"What?" said Reginald Stubbins.

THE END

I'd forgotten I'd written this one. It was in my ugly ol' pink book.

Um, and I forgot to mention that the title of my last story was a reference to a story by Penny, which is quite good actually, if you can figure it out.

Um, so, the title of this story is from a documentary I watched last year on submarines. And the voice-over lady made that comment, obviously trying to be funny, and it so wasn't, that it was.

If you can figure that out, the Ford Gets Drunk chapter probably made sense too.

Marion actually laughs like that whenever I mention Reginald Stubbins.

Also, I've changed the name of the story. I realized I was always calling it Fragments OF a Diseased Mind in my head, so that's just what it's called now to reduce confusingness for me.

I may change my OWN username soon. I mean, my most popular story is science fiction…y. So FantasyLovingFreak…not too accurate.

Lily Knotwise: It's…probably true…

nasamuffin: AAaargwannawannaaaagongongonaargggaaaaBLOON!

Fellowship of the Band Geeks: Er, you caught me. Actually, the chapter entitled Grabbo was supposed to be the one directly after it, but I thought of a different story halfway through it, and decided not to change the names. Sorry to hear that. Um, I hope you like my new ones. Well, I say new, but really I mean "ones that have been written for months and months and just haven't been typed up yet".

Don't you miss the days when my chapters were just "(Character from book) (action word) (silly thing)"? I do.