Authors Notes: Sorry I have not updated.

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Year2:

Artemis Fowl yawned slowly as he opened his bright happy blue eyes, his Mother holding him softly in a hug, his Father never around as usual, instead there stood Butler. He smiled happily, up at him.

"Doesn't he have the best smile?" Bragged Mrs. Fowl to a lady, wearing her tight grey blackish hair in a bun, great big round glasses, pale skin, rosy cheeks, a large pointed nose, big red lips and far too much make up.

'here we go again…'Butler thought…With no expression on his face what so ever.

"No, I've seen better." She sneered with a grin.

"Like who's?" Mrs. Fowl scowled, Artemis blinked as he stared at the lady a cold smirk on his face, like he had seen his father do…

Everyone gasped; he looked like the Artemis they knew.

She shivered, as she stared at Artemis with a slight look of surprise." He certainly is like his Father…"She hissed darkly.

Everyone blinked, and glared at the lady.

Mrs. Fowl rolled her eyes." Really, he's only two."

"Why did you marry that…That man Angie darling?" She demanded coldly.

'Yes why indeed…Was going through several of the LEPrecon officers mind.

Mrs. Fowl looked offended, Artemis narrowed his eyes." Leave Mum alone."

She stared a look of shock on her face.' why do they always under estimate me?' Artemis thought, as the lady looked like she was going to faint.

"Lavender…"Mrs. Fowl sighed." Butler…"

It seemed to be a regular, because Butler seemed to know what to do exactly, and pinched a nerve in her neck.

"Where was I?" Lavender asked stupidly.

"You where about to leave." Mrs. Fowl smiled.

Everyone snickered, a few laughs at that…' How ever could Mrs. Fowl marry a man like Mr. Fowl?

"I was…wasn't I?" She muttered picking up her hand bag, and walking quickly out of the room.

"Butler, assort her to the…door."Mrs. Fowl frowned as she looked down at Artemis, than smiled. "My little genius eh?" She whispered softly, taking some of the hair in his face out of it.

"Got that right!" One of them yelled, before sitting back into his seat. Holly smiled, and what a Genius he would turn into…

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I'm going to update TWICE