A Pirates Life Me Yo ho yo ho A pirates life for me! LOL! Id of coarse steal gold and expensive treasures. Id bug norington tons. Id make Daphne walk the plank aka bff (she would like to walk the plank also she is crazy) Id drink tons of rum "why is all the rum gone?" Just kidding! LOL! Id also drop off bareossa and Andy walker leave them on a deserted island together. .Id calls Will Turner a whelp! Id makes my crew sing Yo Ho Yo Ho a Pirates Life for Me! THAT ROCKS MY SOCKS! While there at it they could put on the show Wicked. Andy walker will parish in the under world. After Id fish Daphne out of the water Ill attach cannon to her bootstraps and send her into the crushing black oblivion of Davy jone's locker. She would honestly like that very much! LOL!That's what Id do as a pirate.