Ok since someone asked me to update with something funny again, I obliged. Have fun with this (I sure did)
Reporter: Hello, this is your reporter here to bring you a live interview of the heroic cat, Firestar!
Firestar: Hello
Reporter: Now Firestar, what is you name?
Firestar: Um… Firestar?
Reporter: Very good! Now, Firestar, what is the name of you nephew, Cloudtail?
Firestar: Uh… Cloudtail?
Reporter: Brilliant! Firestar, when you battle Scourge and BloodClan, you lost your deputy Whitestorm, am I right?
Firestar: yes, that's true.
Reporter: And is it also true you like to chase hot chicks?
Firestar: I do not like to chase poor baby chickens on fire!
Reporter: Right, we all know that! Now, Is it also true that you plan to take over the forest and only a select group of cats loyal to you will enslave all of the forest and eventually take over the world?
Firestar: What? I would never do that?
Reporter ignores him: beautiful! Firestar, I am also informed that you are very close to your wife, Sandstorm, and kits, Squirrelpaw and Leafpaw, but is it also true that you've been matchmaking Dustpelt and Ferncloud, Brackenfur and Sorreltail, and Brambleclaw, so of the evil Tigerstar, and you own daughter Squirrelpaw?
Firestar: What! Where do you get these mouse-brained questions? From the elders?
Reporter: no, Firestar, I got them from you sister Princess! By the way, what is your sisters' name?
Firestar: I can't take anymore of this! storms out of the room
Reporter: Wonderful! Join us next time when we interview the ThunderClan deputy, Graystripe!