Reporter: Hello this is your beautiful and radiant reporter! I no you all read my interview with Firestar (what a sensitive fellow!) and no I'm here with his deputy Graystripe!
Graystripe: Hello, reporter.
Reporter: alright, Graystripe, what is your favorite color?
Graystripe: Err… I like the color gray if that's what you asking.
Reporter: Wonderful! Now Graystripe, if you had a choice, would you bring Silverstream back from the dead? No matter how decayed and rotten she was?
Graystripe: Yes! Of course!
Reporter: and is it also true that you are hitting on Feathertail?
Graystripe: What? You can't be serious, I mean she looks and acts like Silverstream but that doesn't mean I love her like a mate!
Reporter: Right… And is it also true that, before Sandstorm loved Firestar, you were having an affair with her?"
Graystripe: Great StarClan where do you get these stupid questions?
Reporter: Rabbits, now Graystripe, I have a cat, a beautiful cat at that, a long-haired gray she-cat just like you, would you like to meet her sometime?
Graystripe: I would not like to! I am loyal to Silverstream!
Reporter: Yes. But what about Firestar, I mean, he loved Spottedleaf, but then he fell in love with Sandstorm, and you know, Silverbrook is not half-bad looking.
Graystripe: Oh, you're kittypet's name is Silverbrook? Well I am still loyal to Silverstream
Reporter: Whatever, and is it also true that you passed information to BloodClan during the attack and planned to kill Firestar with your own two claws?
Graystripe: What! Now this interview is just insane!
Reporter (sweeps on ignoring Graystripe): and is it also true that the medicine cat Cinderpelt wanted to have you kits for a while before she became a medicine cat?
Graystripe: No! Cinderpelt is my friend! Come on! Let me make this perfectly clear…
Reporter (cuts Graystripe off): and is it also true that your former apprentice Brackenfur once had an affair with a kittypet?
Graystripe: That's it! I'm leaving this mouse-brained interview! (Storms out of the room.)
Reporter: What a shame, by facing the truth Graystripe humiliates himself and causes embarrassment to his family. Oh well, next time, well will be interviewing the little lady of Firestar, Sandstorm!