ok there is another chap! so someone, i wont mention names,cough cough nikki cough cough will leave me alone!

I Want Ribs

The next day Jess woke up around lunch time only because Remus started to drag her out of bed. Mike was waiting in the common room. Remus was waiting, too.

"You two are extremely hard to get up," Remus said as Jess walked down the stairs, yawning, as he spoke.

"What's for breakfast?" Jess asked as she rubbed her eyes.

"Breakfast? Breakfast was hours ago," Remus was stunned that she wanted breakfast. Jess didn't know why.

"O.K., lunch then." Jess sat down in the chair next to Mike.

"Well we can go down to the Great Hall and see what everyone else is eating." Remus started walking to the door.

"I want ribs," Jess announced. Remus turned around to see if she really meant it. The look on her face proved to him that she meant it.

"Why do you want ribs?' Remus asked. Jess thought it was the stupidest question ever asked.

"Cuz I do," Jess was starting to think he's not as smart as he seems.

They walked down to the Great Hall. Remus steered them toward the table that Harry was sitting at and shoved them in the seats next to Harry.

"Good morning. Have a nice sleep?" Ron was trying to be funny,

"Yah," Mike said yawning. "Damn I'm as hungry as a lion. What is this?' He was pointing to a pot of something that looked like stew, maybe.

"That is Shepard's' Stew. Want some?" Harry was going to grab the pot, but Jess stopped him.

"No-er-we'll live," Jess let go of Harry's hand." Do you have anything eatable?"

"This is eatable." Ron was pointing to the Shepard's Stew.

"No, that is NOT eatable," Mike said bluntly. "I mean, do you have something like, I don't know, ribs perhaps?"

"Ribs do sound good. I know a place in California that has great ribs," Harry looked at Jess and Mike.

"Thanks Harry that will help a lot considering we are in England." Jess turned to face Ron and Mike did the same. But before Jess could speak she heard a pop and turned around.

"Where did he go?" Mike asked Ron.

"Don't know. Maybe to get ribs?" That was a question not a statement.

"Weird," Jess was staring at the seat Harry had just occupied. Jess looked away once again to talk to Ron. Then there was a pop. "What the-"

"Ribs, anyone?" Harry asked.

"How did you? Where did you?" Mike managed to say as he stared at the ribs. "Ribs!" Mike screamed.

"Yup I got them from a small little place in California. Best ribs ever," Harry started on the ribs in front of him.

a/n sorry short chap! i just put it up so i would stop being hassled by my girlfriend!

i hope your happy!

mountain