Reporter: Hello and welcome to another interview of the Warrior Cats. Today I am interviewing the beautiful she-cat who caught the eye of Firestar, Sandstorm!
Sandstorm: Hi.
Reporter: Well, Sadstorm, it's a pleasure to have you on my interview talk show (or read show), how does it feel to be here today?
Sandstorm: Wonderful and my name is SANDstorm, not Sadstorm.
Reporter: Right, Sandface. Anyway, how are your kits Squirrelpaw and Leafcloud?
Sandstorm: SandSTORM and they're fine, thank you. Leafpaw it turning out to be a great medicine cat.
Reporter: Oh and Squirrelpaw isn't, Sootstorm?
Sandstorm: It's SANDstorm and Squirrelpaw is turning into a great warrior!
Reporter: Well why didn't you say that Ginger?
Sandstorm: IT'S SANDSTORM YOU NIMROD AND I DIDN'T SAY THAT BECAUSE I WAS COMMENTING ON LEAFPAW!
Reporter: Oh so your taking sides, Sandpelt?
Sandstorm, loosing her temper: I do not take sides when it comes to my kits! And once again my name is Sandstorm!
Reporter: Fine, Fine, Fine. Now SandSTORM are you friends with Graystripe?
Sandstorm: yes
Reporter: And you love your husband?
Sandstorm: yes
Reporter: And you're a psycho to be talking to a twoleg?
Sandstorm: Yes. Wait! N…
Reporter: Tut-tut Sandy, you must NEVER admit these things on a talk (read) show.
Sandstorm: SANDSTORM!
Reporter: Whatever, and is it also true that when Firestar was deputy (Books Four threw Five) you were having an affair with his nephew, Cloudtail?
Sandstorm: THAT'S IT I'M LEAVING THIS MOUSE-BRAINED TALK (read) SHOW AND I'M GOING HOME TO FIRESTAR! AND, 'REPORTER' MY NAME FOR STARCLAN'S SAKE IS SANDSTORM!
Sandstorm storms (funny sounding) out of the room and reporter shakes her beautiful and elegant head (fudge I have a wedgie right now)
Reporter: Poor Sandclaw (somewhere in the distance a yowl of 'SANDSTORM' is heard) just like Graystripe, camphorating the past isn't easy. Oh well, she'll get over it, and next time we'll resurrect Tigerclaw/star from the dead and give him an interview (Mwahahaha, I plan to make this one somehow extra-funnier!)