Alrighty this is the big one every ones been waiting for... TIGERSTAR'S INTERVEIW!
ENJOY
Reporter: Hello this is you gorgeous, shimmering, beautiful, radiant, stunning, striking, and attentive, mouse-haired, thin-wasted amber-eyed reporter here to interview the bad, wrong, depraved, dark, immoral, wanton, black, iniquitous, nefarious, peccant, reprobate, sinful, vicious, wicked, malevolent…
Tigerstar: SHUT UP ALREADY!
Reporter, ignores him: Tigerstar! Here he is in his horribly deformed and decapitated form as a lonely corpse resurrected from the dead!
Tigerstar: Am not! I am in my full flesh and blood, and as handsome as ever.
Reporter: That's what they WANT you to think, Tigerclaw. Right, into the questions. Is it true that you fell in love with Goldenflower of ThunderClan?
Tigerstar: Indeed. We had two beautiful kits, Brambleclaw and Tawnypelt. Tawnypelt was s…
Reporter, finishes him: stupid enough to join ShadowClan! Now is it true you had more then one litter of kits?
Tigerstar: Yes, I have Hawkfrost and Mothwing in RiverClan, Hawkfrost is the…
Reporter, cuts him off again: idiot just like his father!
Tigerstar, flares up at the beautiful reporter: Hawkfrost is not an idiot!
Reporter: Ah, so you still are?
Tigerstar: No!
Reporter: That's not what you said, though. So logically you are stupid, and was beaten by two different kittypets.
Tigerstar, sniffs: Firestar is a weak leader! I made a much better impression on the forest! I would've ruled if it wasn't for Scourge!
Reporter: Ah, but once again, you were beaten by a kittypet with no proper Clan, that was smaller and older then you, and had frequently lost more then five members of his clan?
Tigerstar: That was because…
Reporter cuts him off for the fourth time: you're a complete nimrod and was dumb enough to fall for Scourges stupid tricks even a mouse could see. He was planning the same as you, Tigerstar, he planned to drive you out of the forest in order to rule over all.
Tigerstar: Not! I was going to drive him out. Then I could truly be at ease with all of the Clans under my watchful eye.
Reporter: Ah, yet your 'watchful eye' could not see Scourge backstabbing you. Last question, is it true you mated with four other cats including my cat Silverbrook?
Tigerstar (sniffs): so what if I did. I need heirs. And no stupid twoleg is going to tell me different!
Reporter leaps at Tigerstar and begins pounding him in the back of the head: You shall die, Tigerstar! Die! Die! Die!
Tigerstar (chokes out): I'm already dead though!
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Alright, we can finally say that this will and is the last joke I shall ever post on this story… May StarClan be with you!
Sock Lover, Mooncloud