Yup, the talk/read show is back! and took some construstive criticizem and made is a multiple character one! Expect more of these
Reporter: Hell-oo-oo! Your stunning reporter is back with a QUADRUPLE interview, everyone welcome Hawkfrost and Bramblestar, half brother and sons of that hideous Tigerstar.
Somewhere in the crowd: I heard that!
Reporter: And Squirrelflight and Leafpool, daughters of Firestar! Welcome everybody to the talk/read show! Now, Squirrelflight, I understand that you love Brambleclaw, but what do you feel about Hawkfrost?
Squirrelflight: I think he's a total hottie! Oh whoops, did I just say that aloud?
Hawkfrost; swells in pride, nearby Leafpool bats her eyes like an innocent little kit. But of course we know she's just as dark heart-ed as Tigerstar.
Brambleclaw: Hey what about me? I look just like Hawkfrost!
Squirrelflight: oh put a sock in it, Brambleclaw. Shoves my old gym sock in mouth eww… Hawkfrost has cooler eyes then you, and plus, he's got a white belly.
Brambleclaw, grabs marshmallows and smears all over belly: look, I have a white belly too!
Squirrelflight: and the eyes…?
Brambleclaw; puts in contacts: Look, ice blue eyes!
Hawkfrost, cradling Leafpool in his lap: Honestly, Brambleclaw, to try way to much. I mean, you can only be born with this type of beauty.
Reporter: On to the next question! Alright, Brambleclaw, Squirrelflight, if you had kits, what would their name be?
Squirrelflight: ooh! Akit and Ekit!
Brambleclaw: are you insane? No, I like Ferocioustigerofdeathkit and Icycoldclawofshadowydeathkit.
Squirrelflight: NONONONO! Akit and Ekit! They're warrior names would be AbigfatloserspawnedbyBrambleclaw and EMc2!
Brambleclaw: I still think Ferocioustigerofdeathdeath and Icycoldclawofshadowdeathdeath is better!
Leafpool, from Hawkfrosts lap: What about Otterkit and Reedkit?
Brambleclaw and Squirrelflight in unison: hey, that sounds good.
Brambleclaw, narrows eyes: although Ferocioustigerofdeathdeath tops EMc2 any day.
Squirrelflight, sniffs: I still like it though.
Reporter: Ah yes, well, now Hawkfrost, who would you rather mat with, Squirrelflight or Leafpool? This question goes to you too, Brambleclaw.
Brambleclaw and Hawkfrost glance at each other.
Brambleclaw: Leafpool
Hawkfrost: Squirrelflight
Leafpool and Squirrelflight chance places. Now Leafpool is being cradled in Brambleclaws lap and Squirrelflight in Hawkfrosts.
Squirrelflight: Brambleclaw you're such a player
Brambleclaw: Hawkfrost too
Squirrelflight: good point
Reporter: Alrighty then. Eh, alright, Brambleclaw, Hawkfrost, you will each rule your clan someday is what my psychic powers are telling me. And Tawnypelt will rule Shadowclan, and your halfhalfhalfhalfhalftwiceremovedandtippedovertomyauntssidewithaslabofbutterbrother is going to lead WindClan as Onestar!
Hawkfrost: stupid, he already leads that!
Brambleclaw: Yah, buts its cool that all of us are going to be leaders.
Hawkfrost: whatever.
Reporter: right… Ok, um now for Leafpool. When was the beining of time?
Leafpool: erm… oh! Exactly this time minus itself!
Reporter: er! Wrongo! The beginning of time was when I entered this world!
Brambleclaw: shut up, can't you see I'm trying to woo Leafpool here!
Squirrelflight: but she-s already been wooed by Crowfeather
Leafpool: who told you that!
Squirrelflight: a little birdy called a crow
Brambleclaw: be quiet both of you or I'll crush you like how I crushed Mudclaw!
Reporter: oh, speaking of Mudclaw, he wanted to talk to you today. Come on in!
Enter Mudclaw, his body is half bones and he has no eyes walking like a zombie he cries/moans 'brainzzzzz…'in terror and panic, both Brambleclaw and Hawkfrost pick up their wooies and run out of the room with Mudclaw walking strangly stiffly after them.
Reporter: Ah, of well, they scratched. But, anyway, I hope you adored this edition of my talk/read show! Oh, and if you bump into Mudclaws brainzzz will you tell him! Please thank Hawkfrost and Brambleclaw, for beign such players! Aloha, Ahui ho!