Disclaimer: I do not own Sly Cooper or any of its characters. Sly Cooper is owned by Sucker Punch, Sony, and Sanzaru Games.

I recently got into the Sly Cooper franchise and decided to write my own fanfiction of his life after escaping Ancient Egypt. Hope you enjoy it. Rate and review.

Epilogue:

Sly: *smilesi Hey guys! *smiles* Thanks for reading this fanfiction! It took a lot of brainstorming on the writer's part, especially with him balancing work and family. Anyway, after Dehkwihn was taken care of, I decided to become my own boss by using the app on my phone to deliver food to people's doors, *smirk* which allows me to keep up with my training. I also volunteer at the twins' school a couple times a week, and occasionally sneak in the cafeteria to swipe some snacks for the kids.

Carmelita: What was that? *she called*

Sly: *panics* Nothing, dear!

Carmelita: *walks over to Sly* What are you doing, Ringtail?

Sly: Doing the Epilogue for our readers.

Carmelita: Oh. *smiles* Did you tell them about my promotion?

Sly: Not yet. *smiles* Why don't you tell them?

Carmelita: Well, you're now looking at the new Chief of Interpol!

Sly: Congrats, babe!

Carmelita: That means I'll be working more. *smirks* But don't worry, I'll go easier on you with the bills.

Sly: So…the couch? *smirks and teases*

Carmelita: *rolls eyes* Very funny, Cooper. *sarcasm*

Sly: She's also agreed to let me show the twins the Thievius Raccoonus.

Carmelita: Only when they turn 18. *pokes Sly in the chest, threateningly*

Sly: *nervous* You got it, Carm. *winks at readers as Carmelita looks at Bentley*

Bentley: *walks over, smiling* Did you tell them I'm now working with CNES?

Sly: Bentley! *smiles* You're walking again!

Bentley: Nanotechnology! *smiles triumphantly* It's allowing me to work my legs and healing my spine in the process.

Sly: Good for you, buddy. *smiles proudly*

Murray: *walks over to the group, smiling* I also trimmed down a bit on my new sub diet!

Bentley: *smiles* I can see that!

Murray: And look! *tugs on the waist of his pants* Pants!

Sly: What are doing now, Murray?

Murray: I'm taking up M.M.A. *flex* "The Murray" is unstoppable!

Sly: If anyone can reach the Championships, it's you. *smiles*

Carmelita: *smiles* Also, my parents have bought the condo next to ours, and my father is planning to put in a door between us. *excited* It'll be like we're living together!

Sly: *mutters* Oh brother.

Carmelita: *frowns, putting her hands on her waist* You say something, Sly?

Sly: *nervous* I said that's great! The more the merrier.

Carmelita: *smirks* That's what I thought you said.

Bentley: *smiles* Well, it looks like another happy ending.

Carmen: *walks over to the group with Sylvia, smiling* Daddy. Can you read us that big book again?

Carmelita: *suspicious* What big book?

Sly: *nervous*

Sylvia: The one with his ancestors.

Carmelita: *shocked and angry* Excuse me? *looks at Sly with anger*

Sly: *smiles nervously* Well, look at the time! Sorry, but we gotta go. *runs away*

Carmelita: *runs after Sly* GET BACK HERE, COOPER!

Murray: *smiles, getting in front of the readers* That's all, folks!

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