High School Drama
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters—they belong to the mega wrestling company, WWE (World Wrestling Entertainment).
Summary: A high school comedy about love, friendship, bullies, cliques, and basically all the elements which make up a good high school drama! Starring John Cena, The Hardy Boyz, Lita, Triple H, Randy Orton, Stacy Keibler, Y2J, Kurt Angle, Christy Hemme, JBL, Torrie Wilson, Trish Stratus, HBK, Los Guerreros, and many more!
A/N: Let's just pretend that all the wrestlers are in high school (despite the age differences), ok? Well, except for the really old ones or legends like Vince McMahon, Linda McMahon, Ric Flair, Hulk Hogan, Mick Foley, and those other ones. I'll be considering for the medium-aged ones like JBL, Triple H, Booker T and HBK to be in University. I don't know—depends on how the story goes.
By the way, this story is set before the Draft Lottery.
Chapter 26: Payback is A Bitch!
"Has anyone seen Stacy?" Randy asked.
It was the last period of school, but the Evolution locker room (A/N: Yes, they've got their own locker room!) was gravely remorseful. Triple H was sitting on the bench in a corner, his shoulders slumped and head down. Stephanie was busy on her cell phone, probably trying to negotiate a rematch to Vince. Flair was looking as disappointed as Batista. Just like Triple H and Steph, they couldn't believe what just happened.
"No? Anyone?" Randy asked again. Receiving no responses, he shrugged and left the room. "I'm off to class." It's like a funeral in there, he thought, shuddering.
"Hey Randy, I'll come with you," Batista stood up and followed him. "We've got Mechanical Workshop together." The two left.
"Dammit!" Stephanie threw her brand-new cell phone to the floor. Clearly, Vince had rejected her rematch request. Flair stared at her, then the phone. She shrugged. "He'll buy me a new one." She sat down. "Dad… Dad, Shane, how could you do this to me?"
Triple H looked at her. "You talk like you don't know your family at all! Vince and Shane, the worst father-and-son duo in history!" he commented harshly. Then he quickly added, "No offense, though."
Stephanie scoffed. "None taken. I can't believe it! They suddenly teamed up with Austin, and stole the World Heavyweight Championship title away from you! Unbelievable!"
"We should force them to give you a rematch!" Flair added.
Triple H stared at the two. He nodded. "Definitely. Tomorrow. Tuesday." He stood up. "Because I am The Game, and I am that damn good!"
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Tuesday, 8:50am
Vince announced that there would be no period one classes as there would be some important news in the gym. So students made their way there instead of to their period one classes.
In the gym, the crowd was restless. They were curious about all the conflicts currently happening and how they would turn out. When Stone Cold Steve Austin's theme, Glass Shatters, crashed the arena, the students started booing.
Austin walked to the ring, raising up his middle fingers at the audience, with the World Heavyweight Championship title in his hand. They booed even more. He grabbed the mic. "You people who are curious about yesterday's match and the aftermath, aren't you? Well, why don't we just call out the bastards who made this possible—please welcome the Principal of WWE Private High and his son: Vince and Shane McMahon!" Vince's music, No Chance In Hell, hit the arena and the audience booed. Vince and Shane came out, grinning in delight.
The Principal took the mic. "Thank you, Austin. Quite frankly, I'm a bit disappointed at the former champion, Triple H, for losing the title so quickly. And for as long as I'm still breathing and Austin is still the champion, there's no way Triple H can be a champion!" Surprisingly, the audience booed at this.
Austin laughed. "Thank you, Vince. I just want to say how I have longed for this opportunity. All I could feel was rejoice when I pinned the Heavyweight Champion Triple H 1-2-3. The victory opened my eyes to professional wrestling, and I would really like to say how much I appreciate this." He grinned at Vince and Shane.
Shane added, "I would like to comment that, in my opinion, Austin is a better champion than Triple H!" As he said this, more people booed. Shane frowned and stared at them questioningly, "What? He is!"
Austin scoffed at the crowd. He continued calmly, "Well all I want to say is this: Triple H, you never deserved to be a champion! And as long as I am the champion, Vince will make sure of you for not coming near me and not touching a title belt ever again!" The students booed them. But then Triple H's theme, The Game, was played, to the students' delight. The former champion came out with his water bottle, Stephanie McMahon and the rest of the Evolution members.
Triple H did his trademark antics, with the 'Spritz' and the other Evolution members just got in the ring while Stephanie stood on the apron watching her man. Triple H finally got in the ring and grabbed the mic.
"Austin… let me be the first to say this… you suck!" The students cheered. Austin did not seem happy.
"What do you mean, I suck…?"
"So you pinned me 1-2-3 and you think you're the best now, huh?"
"Damn right, I'm the best."
"Well if you are the best—which I think you're not, then why did you need those interferences yesterday? I guess it's just too hard for you to beat me the normal way, is it?"
"Beat you the normal way?"
"Which means if you can beat me with no interference, you can call yourself the best."
"That's loser talk."
"Hmph. Well then, how about this: I challenge you to a match for the World's Heavyweight Title!"
"You want me to defend my title?" Austin asked, Triple H nodded, "That's right."
"All of you want me to see another match between Stone Cold Steve Austin and Triple H?" The students responded with cheers. Austin smiled, but then twitched his eyebrows.
"….Well, that's not going to happen." The students booed. "You see Triple H, when I pinned you 1-2-3, I meant 1-2-3. So it's going to be that way, and you have to be at least 15 feet away from me, as Vince said. Tell him, Vince!"
"Yeah, you see Triple H, Austin indeed is the World Heavyweight Champion and I am the Principal and owner of this goddamn school so what I say goes. You and your so-called Evolution group are not to step within 15 feet from Austin and the rules apply as of… now!"
"And if I do?"
Vince stood close to Triple H. "Then, there is going to be hell… to pay. Securities, come in!"
The security came in and restrained Triple H and the Evolution. They tried to fight back but eventually Batista got hit on the spine with a baton. The students booed as they watched their new hero Triple H and his minions carried away. Then Vince's theme was played and he hugged Shane and Austin lunatically. They left, accompanied by boos.
"That was the 'news'?" Christian asked HBK.
Michaels shrugged. "Meh."
Edge yawned. "Funny. Cena should appear just about now."
They were silenced at once with Kurt Angle's theme, Medal, hitting the arena. But the silence ended abruptly as students stood up to chant 'You suck! You suck!' at the Olympic Gold Medalist.
Kurt got in the ring, and held the mic in his hand. "Now, I know what you've all been wondering. Yeah, yeah. Yesterday. The Fatal Four-Way Match. Cena won. But you see, I should've won that one! I had Orlando Jordan in the ankle lock and he tapped out! So I should've won that one!" Students slightly booed. "Oh, it's true. What I think is that Cena is not worthy to win the WWE title!"
Before he could say anymore, Rollin' hit the arena. Kurt stopped, looking annoyed. 'Taker came out on his bike. As he walked to the arena, Kurt stared at him suspiciously. 'Taker got in the ring, with his own mic.
"You see Kurt, I think you're all about your Olympic heroic actions. Well, whoop-dee-freakin'-doo!" he shouted, mimicking one of Kurt's infamous quotes. "You see, you're not the only one who thinks you won the match. I actually deserve the match as I was the first to score a 1-2-3, but the ref wasn't there! Even Orlando Jordan had the match won. And out of all three of us, you were the last to score a finish, and you were the one who got pinned! What have you got to say about that?"
Kurt frowned, clearly not impressed. "We-well… at least I don't suck!" he shot back, he couldn't think of anything else to say.
"Oh, really? Then why do people chant 'You suck! You suck!' every time you enter the arena?" 'Taker asked, smirking. The audience laughed. Hearing this, 'Taker extended his mic to the crowd, and they began chanting, "You suck! You suck!", directly aimed at Kurt.
Suddenly 'Taker held up his hand. "Hang on a second, I've got an idea… hey you backstage, hit the music!"
Kurt's theme was played, and the chant of 'You Suck' had never gotten louder. Kurt's face went red. He glared at 'Taker and the crowd of students. "Hey, why don't we just get back to the original topic? About how I would've won in the match?" The music stopped, and the audience stopped chanting.
'Taker scratched his head. "I would've won too. Are you saying you want a rematch?"
Kurt nodded. "Exactly."
Suddenly Teddy Long's MacMilitant theme hit the arena. People cheered. Kurt and 'Taker turned their heads to face the GM. Teddy as grinning as usual.
"Listen up, playas'! I know how bad you want the title shot, but too bad—Cena's won it. But I can tell you this: you'll be teaming up to go against JBL and Cena! How's that? If you win this match, Cena will lose his shot and both of you can face each other anytime of the week for a WWE Title shot!" Students cheered, agreeing.
Kurt and 'Taker looked at each other. Kurt grunted, while 'Taker sneered.
"What do you think, playas'?" Teddy asked again.
But before the two could reply, they were interrupted by JBL's theme, Longhorn, which blared loudly through the speakers. The audience—including Kurt and 'Taker—groaned. Teddy raised his eyebrows.
JBL and The Cabinet came out in their trademark pose. Cena was with them too, but did not do the taunt (perhaps he thought it was too silly?). The leader grabbed a mic.
"Hey Kurt, 'Taker, I know that you guys are dying after my title belt. And you know what? I really think that you two deserve a second chance. And that's coming from my heart." After JBL said this, Kurt and 'Taker looked at each other, frowning. What the…?
JBL chuckled. "Don't give me that look. Teddy, why don't we just get the match started?"
"Hmm… JBL, you sound very sure about this," Teddy said. He nodded. "Alright. So, it's on: JBL and Cena vs. Kurt Angle and The Undertaker!" The audience cheered. Kurt and 'Taker—unlikely partners—scorned at each other, before then facing JBL again. "Now ring the damn bell, playa!"
John Bradshaw Layfield & John Cena vs. Kurt Angle & The Undertaker
JBL and Kurt started off. The two locked up in the middle of the ring. JBL rammed Kurt to his corner. 'Taker tagged Kurt and hit JBL. 'Taker kicked JBL in the corner and continued stomping him. 'Taker picked JBL up and irish-whip him to JBL's team corner. 'Taker seemed to want Cena in. JBL refused to tag Cena. 'Taker locked up with JBL and 'Taker applied the side headlock. JBL moved 'Taker to the ropes and pushed him off the ropes. 'Taker bounced off the opposite ropes and JBL hit a shoulder. JBL covered but 'Taker kicked out. 'Taker got up and JBL ran to the ropes and came off with another shoulder tackle. JBL knocked Kurt off the apron. JBL irish-whipped 'Taker to a corner, 'Taker reversed and quickly charged with a clothesline. JBL's momentum stopped dead right at that point. 'Taker choked JBL in the corner. 'Taker irish-whipped JBL to a corner. 'Taker came up to him and gave him blows to the stomach. 'Taker hit an uppercut followed by a back elbow and another uppercut. JBL fell to his knees and 'Taker grabbed him but JBL poked 'Taker in the eyes. JBL got to his feet. JBL hit two chest chops and a headbutt as 'Taker backed away. JBL tagged Cena and the two hit a double-suplex. Cena covered but 'Taker kicked out.
Cena hit 'Taker with a DDT and hooked the leg but 'Taker kicked out. Cena picked 'Taker up and threw a right hand but 'Taker blocked it and threw a right hand, powerful enough to send Cena flying from the middle of the ring to a corner. Undertaker beat Cena down in the corner and irish-whipped him to the opposite corner. He then charged with a clothesline. Cena came off and was stunned. 'Taker then smashed Cena's head to the turnbuckle on his team's corner. Kurt made the tag and kicked Cena on the leg. Kurt grabbed Cena's leg and took him down. Kurt hit two elbow drops on it and followed it by stomps. Kurt applied an Argentine leg lock. Kurt released the hold and knocked JBL off the apron. Kurt went to the outside and tossed JBL to the steel steps. Kurt got back to the ring and dragged Cena to a turnbuckle. Kurt went to the outside and ruthlessly slammed Cena's leg to the steel post. JBL ran and gave him the Clothesline From Hell. 'Taker ran and jumped over the ropes to hit his signature jumping flying clothesline, to JBL. The audience gasped and clapped afterwards.
Undertaker placed Kurt back in the ring at the ref's count of eight to prevent a loss via countout. Kurt got to his corner and went for the tag as he was hurt but the Undertaker wasn't there. He was brawling with JBL. Kurt turned around and Cena trapped him in a small package for the three-count and neither 'Taker nor Kurt could believe it!
Result: John Cena & John Bradshaw Layfield def. Kurt Angle & The Undertaker via pinfall
JBL came to the ring and told the ref to raise his and Cena's arm. Meanwhile, The Undertaker at ringside could not believe it! He wasn't happy. JBL and Cena left with smiles on their faces as JBL raised his WWE Championship in glory. He assisted Cena in walking as his leg seemed injured at the hands of Kurt Angle. The Undertaker got in Kurt's face and they argued.
"What the hell was that? You costed us the match and the title shot, you fool!"
"Well you weren't there for me when I needed the tag, dammit! I got a Clothesline From Hell from Bradshaw and you expected me to get up just like that?"
"Well who's the one that said, 'I can beat you in ten minutes?'" 'Taker shot back.
Kurt threw a right hand and punched 'Taker in the face. 'Taker caught Kurt's throat and tossed him to a corner. The audience started chanting, "Fight! Fight! Fight!" 'Taker pounded him with his powerful fists; the whole audience loved it! 'Taker irish-whipped Kurt to the opposite corner, Kurt came off and 'Taker caught him in the Tombstone and nailed the Tombstone Piledriver. 'Taker twitched his eyebrows and walked out with his theme You're Gonna Pay. The audience cheered. As he got to the rampway, The Undertaker turned to face the crowd and raised his arms in triumph.
In Teddy Long's office
Teddy was reading a magazine when someone knocked on the door. He yelled, "Come in!" Who's seeing me during a class period?
The door opened. Teddy raised his eyebrows. It was Billy Kidman, accompanied by Torrie Wilson and Paul London. Kidman approached his desk.
"Hey Teddy, I was just wondering if I could have a shot at Spike's Cruiserweight Championship," he said. Teddy leaned back in his seat.
"Oh?" The GM asked.
"Yeah, 'cos I really think I deserve to be a champion," Kidman smirked. London and Torrie nodded, backing him up.
Teddy sighed. Why is there so many people requesting matches these days? "Well Kidman, I can assure you that the match will go on."
Kidman was overjoyed. "Really? Thank you so much, Teddy!" Torrie and London looked at each other, smiling.
"However! You got to prove yourself out there in front of all the SmackDown! students that you deserve this opportunity! Now get out of here before I change my mind," Teddy said, waving them off.
In Stone Cold Steve Austin's office
There was a knock on the door. "Come in!"
The door opened and revealed Gene Snitsky and Tyson Tomko. "Hey guys, how you doing?"
"Austin, where's that title shot you promised?" Tomko demanded.
"Yeah!" Snitsky yelled.
"Title shot… ah yes, that's right." When did they ask me? Austin asked himself, confused. Nevertheless, he continued coolly. "As a matter of fact I could book it now, but I would like to see what you can do first. So, it's going to be the World Tag Team Champions Eugene & William Regal… versus Snitsky, Tyson Tomko… and the World's Heavyweight Champion himself, Stone Cold Steve Austin!"
"So… it's a handicap match?" Snitsky asked.
"Non-title?" Tomko followed up.
"Yeah. If you win this one, you boys will be the new no. 1 contender, and…"
"Wait a second! You said we're guaranteed a title shot!"
"Yes, as a matter of fact you are already the no. 1 contender and should you lose this match you will also lose the contendership and you will have to earn it again. As for me, if I lose, I'll vacate my own title!" Austin sneered.
Tomko and Snitsky looked to each other and smiled to Austin. "…Yeah, as if that is going to happen."
"I'll write and send the match to the office and I'll see you two in the ring at 2:15."
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Randy was walking out of the changeroom, when he saw Stacy. He ran to catch up with her. "Hey, Stacy! Stacy!"
Stacy turned around. Her face turned cold when she saw Randy. "Oh."
Randy stopped in front of her. He gave an awkward smile. "H-Hey."
Stacy crossed her arms, sighing. "Okay, what do you want?"
"Are you sure about this?" Randy asked. "I-I mean, you know—you can always take back your words and go back to me. It's only a Rolex, you know." He forced a weak smile, then mentally smacked himself on the head for saying the last sentence. Why did I say that?
Stacy scoffed mockingly. "Take back my words? Didn't you mean you take back your words?" She spun on her heels, walking away.
Randy ran in front of her. "No! Wait! Hey! C'mon, Stace—the whole school has always known us as a great couple. I don't want to, uh—Look, I just want everything to go back to normal."
Stacy sighed, exasperated. "I'm afraid it's too late, Randy. Please don't exacerbate things between us." Randy frowned.
"Exacerbate?"
"It means to make matters worse." Soon after Stacy said this, suddenly The Hurricane came out of nowhere, jumping in between them.
"Stand back! There's a hurricane coming through!" he warned. Randy grimaced. "The lady has spoken," Helms told the Intercontinental Champion. "I'll see you in the ring." The two walked away, leaving Randy with his shoulders slumped.
In the ring, Lilian Garcia was in charge of the mic. "The following contest is scheduled for one-fall, and it is for the Intercontinental Championship! Introducing the challenger, from Smithfield, North Carolina… weighing in 191 lbs… Accompanied by Stacy Keibler: The Hurricane!"
As the Eye of The Hurricane theme hit the arena, Helms and his new girlfriend made their way to the ring. Green lights accompanied their entrance. While the two were posing on the ring, the theme was cut short. It was replaced by Randy Orton's Burn In My Light.
"Hey! Nothing you can say!" Randy came out in his Legend Killer pose, however he didn't look too arrogant that moment. Lilian introduced him. "From St. Louis, Missouri… weighing in 250 lbs… He's the Intercontinental Champion: Randy Orton!"
Randy quickly got in the ring. He exchanged stares with his opponent, and then looked at Stacy, who was standing outside the ring. She smirked at him. Randy turned around, and suddenly punched The Hurricane!
Randy Orton (c) vs. The Hurricane – Intercontinental Championship
Randy and The Hurricane locked up. Randy applied a side headlock takedown. The Hurricane's shoulders were down and Randy got a two-count. The Hurricane got to his feet and so did Randy. The Hurricane hit a back suplex and covered for a two-count. The Hurricane ran to the ropes and came off with a dropkick to the face. The Hurricane covered again but Randy kicked out. The Hurricane picked Randy up and irish-whipped him to a corner, Randy reversed. Randy charged but The Hurricane gave him a back elbow. Randy backed away. The Hurricane jumped up to the top rope and came off with a flying neckbreaker. The Hurricane covered but Randy kicked out. The Hurricane ran to the ropes and came off but Randy caught him with a powerslam.
Randy picked The Hurricane up and gave him a European uppercut to corner him. Randy repeatedly hit The Hurricane with the European uppercut. Randy irish-whipped The Hurricane to the opposite corner. The Hurricane came off and Randy hit him with a dropkick. Stacy at ringside was not happy. Randy smiled arrogantly at Stacy and hooked the leg but The Hurricane kicked out. Randy went to hit a scoop slam but The Hurricane slid behind Randy and landed on his feet. The Hurricane went for the Eye of the Hurricane and nailed it. It seemed like this match will end quickly. The Hurricane covered but Randy kicked out! The Hurricane seemed like he ran out of moves, but then raised his arm, signaling for the Chokeslam. Randy got to his feet and turned around. The Hurricane caught him in the throat. The Hurricane went for the Chokeslam but Randy kicked The Hurricane in the gut. Randy went for the RKO but The Hurricane got Randy in the Eye of the Hurricane again! The Hurricane went to go down for the Eye of the Hurricane but Randy twisted through and hit the RKO out of nowhere! Randy hooked the leg and got the three-count!
Result: Randy Orton def. The Hurricane via pinfall to retain the Intercontinental Championship
Randy spread his arms (but not his trademark pose) and arrogantly glanced at Stacy, the match ended in seven minutes. Randy grabbed his Intercontinental Title belt and celebrated in the ring.
Kidman's theme, You Can Run, hit the arena and he came out with Torrie Wilson. Randy did not look too happy but the ref told him to calm down and get changed in the locker room. Randy grunted, but did as he was told. He sneered at Kidman as they passed each other on the rampway. He left, and Kidman grabbed the mic.
"I guess all of you people know why I'm here," Kidman said. "If you don't know, I'll explain it to you all."
Torrie stepped forward. "Billy came out here… to present to you why he deserves a Cruiserweight title shot." The audience whispered and murmured to each other.
"You saw my matches these recent weeks and you should say they are the most impressive matches you've ever seen." The crowd responded with boos. London and the posse, who were sitting in the front seats, frowned at the audience. "Now, this should prove me worthy enough to be the no. 1 contender for the Cruiserweight Title. However! I was not named the no. 1 contender. Instead, Rey Mysterio did. Not only did he waste everybody's time, he also wasted the Cruiserweight Title shot."
The crowd booed Kidman even more. Kidman continued calmly, "But I promised you. If I become the no. 1 contender… I will make sure that your time will not be wasted. Because you will see the Cruiserweight Title change hands… for the first time in WWE history!" Suddenly Rey Mysterio's theme was played.
Rey came out, holding a mic. Kidman and Torrie sighed in exasperation, looking at him. Rey came to the ring and got in and climbed the turnbuckle and raised one finger, the audience cheered. Then Rey hopped off and got in Kidman's face, who was not impressed.
"Kidman: Just shut up!" The audience cheered. "And I am quite sure that not only me, these people want you to do so, too."
"Oh, is that so? Well at least I didn't waste my Cruiserweight Title shot. Because even the likes of you and Spike Dudley are not even in my league!"
"Really? Well then how about a match, right here, right now, and the winner will become the new no. 1 contender for the Cruiserweight Championship! How about that?" Rey offered.
Hearing this, Kidman's face and tone changed. "Well actually my doctor just told me I should not wrestle today." The audience booed heavily.
"You have a family doctor?" Torrie asked quietly to him, confused. Kidman rolled his eyes at her.
Rey snorted. "Oh yeah? Well how about tomorrow?"
"Tomorrow? You're on." The audience cheered at the two best cruiserweights the WWE Private Academy has ever produced.
But then Spike Dudley, the Dudley Boss, as well as the WWE Cruiserweight Champion, came out with his older brothers, Bubba Ray and D-Von, and his prestigious Cruiserweight Title resting on his shoulder. He entered the ring as Torrie, Kidman and Rey looked on. Spike snatched the mic off Kidman. "It seemed that I am the subject of this catfight." The audience booed heavily, even heavier than Kidman.
Spike smiled cockily at Rey and Kidman—who, with their annoyed looks, narrowed their eyes at him. Rey and Kidman looked at each other and the two nailed Spike on the mat, and they beat him down. D-Von and Bubba hit Rey and Kidman but the two fought back with each in one corner. Kidman and Rey beat up D-Von and Bubba and irish-whipped them to the middle of the ring. The two Dudleys stumbled against each other. D-Von turned around to face Kidman and Kidman hit the BK Bomb. Bubba turned to face Rey and Rey did the drop toe hold to the third turnbuckle. Then Teddy Long's MacMilitant was played again.
"Hang on just a second! Since you two want a title shot at Spike Dudley's Cruiserweight Title, I suggest you go through his brothers first! So right here right now, it's going to be Billy Kidman and Rey Mysterio vs. Bubba Ray and D-Von, the Dudley Boyz! Ring the bell!"
Billy Kidman & Rey Mysterio vs. Bubba Ray Dudley & D-Von Dudley
Kidman quickly covered D-Von but D-Von kicked out. Kidman irish-whipped D-Von to his team's corner and punched him several times in the face and tagged Rey. The two irish-whipped D-Von to the ropes and hit a double-dropkick as D-Von bounced off. Rey covered but Bubba broke up the pinfall. D-Von got to his feet and chopped Rey twice, cornering him. D-Von gave Rey several headbutts and irish-whipped him to the opposite corner. D-Von charged but Rey moved out of the way and connected with a sunset flip for a two-count. D-Von irish-whipped Rey against the ropes. Rey bounced off the opposite ropes and D-Von went for a back body drop but Rey kicked him in the face. Rey walked backwards to the ropes and bounced off but D-Von caught him with the tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. D-Von covered but Kidman broke up the pinfall. The ref and Bubba yelled out to Kidman to stay in the tag rope but Kidman angrily pointed out to Bubba's early interference.
D-Von picked Rey up and threw a right hand but Rey dodged it. Rey gave D-Von several kicks to the leg and irish-whipped him to the ropes, which of course D-Von reversed. Rey ducked under D-Von's legs and connected with a school boy and Bubba broke up the pinfall. Bubba hit Rey with the Bubba Bomb. Kidman went to hit Bubba but the ref restrained him, and behind the ref's back the Dudley Boyz performed the Whaassup double-team move. Bubba got back to the tag rope and D-Von tagged Bubba. D-Von kicked Rey in the gut as Bubba held him. Bubba covered but Rey barely kicked out. Bubba hit the bionic elbow on Rey on the ground. Then Bubba picked Rey up and hit a vertical suplex. Bubba knocked Kidman off the apron and applied the abdominal stretch. Bubba held D-Von's hand for leverage for about ten seconds before the ref saw it and forced Bubba to break up the hold. The ref was late and the damage may have been done.
Spike told the Dudley Boyz to finish it. Bubba tagged D-Von and the two measured Rey for the 3-D. Rey got up and turned around for the 3-D but Kidman pulled Bubba away and hit him. So Rey only suffered a flapjack. D-Von was confused and went outside to help Bubba but Kidman kicked D-Von in the groin. The ref did not see it as he as checking on Rey. Kidman smashed Bubba's head to the steel steps. Spike started punching Kidman and unfortunately the ref saw it and banned Spike from ringside! The Dudleys were outraged and protested. Spike yelled out that the ref cannot do this as he was the Cruiserweight Champ but left anyway. Rey rolled D-Von but D-Von kicked out. Rey kicked D-Von in the legs to keep him down. Rey ran to the ropes and bounced off but D-Von caught him but Rey reversed it with a flying headscissors takedown. Rey irish-whipped D-Von to the ropes and D-Von came off to receive a calf kick. Rey tagged Kidman and Kidman climbed to the turnbuckle. D-Von got to his feet and Kidman came off with a flying crossbody. Kidman ran at Bubba and knocked him off the apron. Kidman irish-whipped D-Von to a corner and D-Von came off and Kidman kicked him in the gut and went for a back body drop but D-Von kicked him in the face and set him up in the Powerbomb. D-Von lifted Kidman up but Kidman reversed it into a hurracanrana. Bubba got on the apron and Kidman knocked him off again. Kidman got to the apron and jumped over the top rope for a springboard Legdrop, D-Von moved out of the way and Kidman landed on his feet. D-Von went for his lifting inverted DDT finisher but Kidman went backwards and landed on his feet and hit a backbreaker. Kidman knocked Bubba off the apron once again. Kidman picked D-Von up and irish-whipped him to a corner. D-Von came off and Kidman nailed him with the enzuiguri. Kidman got on the apron and jumped over the top rope with a springboard Legdrop. Kidman went to hit Bubba but Bubba quickly charged him with a clothesline.
Bubba also knocked the running Rey with the clothesline. Bubba hit Kidman with a full nelson slam and yelled out to him. He talked much, slowing down the match and went to do the same to Rey but Rey reversed it into a DDT. Rey told Kidman to set both Bubba and D-Von in the 619 and did so. Rey went to hit the 619 and successfully nailed it. Rey was on the apron and Kidman climbed the turnbuckle. Rey jumped off the top rope with a springboard Legdrop on Bubba, allowing Kidman to freely hit the Shooting Star Press on D-Von. Kidman hooked the leg and got a three-count!
Result: Billy Kidman & Rey Mysterio def. D-Von Dudley & Bubba Ray Dudley
Kidman and Rey looked at each other as the referee raised their arms and Chimel announced them the winners. Tomorrow these two will face off in a match to determine the no. 1 contender for the Cruiserweight Title!
At recess
"I knew that would happen," Jeff said, nodding. Lita turned to him.
"What?" she asked.
"You know, the whole Cena and JBL tag team match thing," he replied. "They won, and Kurt and 'Taker are filled with revenge. They're waiting for time for payback. The thing is, Teddy has the power to control matches in SmackDown!, so maybe it'll be long until they get to face JBL, one-on-one."
Christian stared at his packet of chips. "I still think that Cena has betrayed us, more than ever."
Matt sighed. "Christian, you're not the only one to think so."
"Yeah," Edge responded, throwing rocks at the oak tree. "I don't think he even realizes we exist here."
"Where are HBK and Nash and The Rock?" Jeff asked.
"I think they said they wanted to go to a nearby deli," Edge answered.
"Are you saying they're wagging?"
Edge shrugged. "Pretty much, yes."
"Hey look, Shelton and Charlie are announcing something," Matt pointed at the duo, who were in the middle of the quad.
"Attention, people!" Charlie was standing on a bench. But other students ignored him. Most of them were talking or acting stupid, e.g. making funny faces or standing on one hand. He sighed, and he handed Shelton a megaphone.
"I said, ATTENTION!" Shelton yelled to the device. Heads snapped and turned to their direction.
Charlie was still on the bench. "Alright, I just heard from GM of RAW—none other than Stone Cold Steve Austin—that there's gonna be a handicap match after recess."
"Who against who?" Kennedy asked. Next to him, Kid Kash was busy peeling oranges, while Matt Striker found that playing with a squirrel was pretty amusing.
"It'll be Steve Austin himself with Tyson Tomko and Gene Snitsky against Eugene and William Regal! If Austin loses, he'll have to vacate his title."
The students clicked their tongues, with most of them looking excited. Shelton nodded. "Yep, you heard it from us!"
Whispers of excitement gradually faded as HBK, Nash and The Rock entered the area. Each was carrying cans of drinks and essential food needed to survive, such as sweets, doughnuts, and candy bars. The Rock spoke up, "What's happening?"
Team eXtreme and E&C exchanged worried looks. HBK tilted his head. "Hey Charlie, Shelton, what's the announcement?"
Shelton and Charlie looked uneasy. "Oh, it's about… Austin."
Nash shrugged. "So?"
The two looked startled. So did Team eXtreme, E&C, and the rest of the students in both Junior and Senior Quads.
"Oh. Okay then," Shelton said, rather uncomfortably. "So... we heard that he's going to team up with Snitsky and Tomko to beat Eugene and Regal in a handicap match. And if they lose, Austin will forfeit his title."
"You mean his World Heavyweight Championship title?" The Rock asked. Charlie and Shelton nodded.
"Yeah, we heard he ordered it because he knew he wouldn't lose," Charlie said.
Suddenly The Rock grinned. "Interesting, eh, don't you think? Guys?" he asked HBK and Nash.
Nash spat on the ground. "This should be interesting indeed."
In the gym
Eugene's silly Child's Play theme hit the arena. Students cheered. Lilian held on to her mic, "The following contest is scheduled a handicap match, by the order of the General Manager of RAW, should the World Tag Team Champions win the match, then the World Heavyweight Champion Stone Cold Steve Austin must forfeit his title! Introducing first, at the combined weight of 483 lbs… they're the World Tag Team Champions… William Regal and Eugene!"
The champions made their way to the ring: Eugene skipped as he walked, while Regal put on a menacing look. Each had a title belt wrapped around his waist. They quickly got in the ring. Eugene jumped up and down, and started waving to the audience.
Among the crowd, Luther Reigns and Mark Jindrak scoffed. "Heh… he looks so retarded," Jindrak commented. Reigns nodded in agreement.
Then Tyson Tomko's theme hit the ring. He walked out, looking tough, and Snitsky had a creepy face. "And their opponents, at the combined weight of 586 lbs… Gene Snitsky and Tyson Tomko!" Students booed.
But they booed even louder when the Glass Shatters theme filled the gym. Austin came out with his prestigious Heavyweight title, looking like her couldn't care less about the audience's hatred of him. "And from Victoria, Texas… weighing in 252 lbs… he's the World Heavyweight Champion but also the General Manager of RAW: Stone Cold Steve Austin!"
Stone Cold Steve Austin & Gene Snitsky & Tyson Tomko vs. Eugene & William Regal
Austin and Eugene started off first. Austin leaned against the turnbuckle while staring at Eugene. Eugene childishly jumped up and down while pointing to his idol, Austin. Regal looked like he was about to cry, with Eugene's idiocy he cannot win! Austin went to take Eugene down with a clothesline but Eugene dodged it and punched Austin twice in the head before irish-whipping him to a corner. Eugene started punching Austin in the corner. Eugene got to the middle of the ring and jumped up and down in joy, as he is in the ring with his idol. Eugene turned around and Austin charged with a clothesline. The furious Austin beat Eugene as hard as he could and stomped the living hell out of him. Austin picked Eugene up and gave him the middle fingers. Austin kicked him in the gut and went for the Stone Cold Stunner early but Eugene pushed him forward to the ropes. Austin bounced off and Eugene caught Austin's chest for the Rock Bottom but Austin quickly got out of the ring, and the students did not like that one bit.
The ref started the count as Austin was out of the ring, and he expressions in Regal's face changed. Austin got in the ring and went to hit Eugene but instead tagged Tomko, and the students booed for his cowardice. Eugene then tagged Regal and jumped up and down. Regal was horrified. Regal and Tomko locked up. Tomko had Regal in a side headlock. Regal rammed Tomko against the ropes, Tomko bounced off and came off the opposite ropes with a shoulder tackle. Tomko covered but Regal managed to get his shoulder up at two and a half. Tomko picked Regal up and threw a punch but Regal blocked it and threw a punch of his own. Tomko blocked it and started punching and kicking Regal. Tomko kicked Regal three times on the leg and irish-whipped him against a turnbuckle to the opposite corner. Regal came off and Tomko nailed him with a big back body drop. Regal cried in pain. Tomko covered and it was nearly a three-count but fortunately Eugene managed to break it up. Snitsky charged and knocked Eugene over the ropes and to the concrete floor. Tomko covered Regal again and Regal managed to get his shoulder up at 2 7/8! The students thought Regal would kick out, but as the ref's hand went down after the second count they thought it as nearly over and in fact it caught them by surprise. Tomko covered again and this time Regal kicked out at two.
Tomko picked Regal up and nailed him twice in the head. Tomko irish-whipped him against the ropes. Regal came off and bounced off the opposite ropes as Tomko set him up for his big boot finisher. Regal hung onto the ropes and tagged Eugene. Regal left the ring, grabbed one-half of the World Tag Team Championship and headed to the rampway. The ref yelled out to him as Austin, Snitsky, Tomko and Eugene stared at him. Regal shook his head and waved his hand downwards, "nah". Regal shook his head again and left the arena completely as the students booed him heavily, nearly heavier than Austin. Eugene bit his fingernails while calling out to Regal. Tomko ran to the ropes and came off. Eugene turned around to receive a running big boot finisher from Tomko. Tomko went to cover but then Austin yelled out to him, "Let's have some fun". He left the tag rope along with Snitsky and the three started stomping and beating the hell out of Eugene, and Regal was nowhere in sight!
The ref started counting as the ones who should be in the ring are those who are legal! Austin slapped the ref and kicked him in the gut for the Stone Cold Stunner! Snitsky gave Eugene his Pumphandle slam. Then Austin slapped Eugene and irish-whipped him to the ropes. Eugene came off and Austin charged with the Lou Thesz Press and followed it with a load of punches! Tyson Tomko then battered Eugene with a rolling neckbreaker. Snitsky then lifted Eugene up and slammed him down with an over-the-shoulder swinging side slam! Then Austin told Snitsky and Tomko to hold Eugene for him. They did as they were told and Austin kicked Eugene in the gut and hit him with the Stone Cold Stunner. As if that weren't enough, Austin went outside to grab the World Title belt, but then dropped it and grabbed a steel chair instead. The students started chanting for Triple H. Austin lifted the chair above his head and went to hit Eugene with it but then Triple H stormed to the ring! With his buddy the sledgehammer in his hands! Triple H nailed Austin with the sledgehammer, then Snitsky and Tomko ran to Triple H only to get nailed by the sledgehammer. Triple H went for the Pedigree and successfully nailed Tomko with it, to Snitsky's bloodied face! Triple H then measured Austin for the sledgehammer and the crowd went nuts! Austin got up and turned around and Triple H nailed him with the sledgehammer, and the students released a cry of triumph and joy! They have never responded this way in the history of the WWE Private Academy, as Jim Ross reported! Triple H then hit the Pedigree on Austin and placed Eugene on top of him, and then Triple H dragged the ref to the pinfall!
1………. 2………… 3……..!
Result: Eugene & William Regal def. Stone Cold Steve Austin & Gene Snitsky & Tyson Tomko via pinfall
The students were overjoyed. Austin's reign as the World Heavyweight Champion has ended! The title was now declared vacant! Triple H lifted the sledgehammer above his head in his signature taunt, as Eugene's theme was played as a victory! Vince and Shane came out, and they did not look happy—not even one bit!Payback indeed is a bitch!urriHu
Austin lost his title after just one day! Kurt and 'Taker are fighting like children after they lost the match, and Rey and Kidman are facing each other tomorrow for the no. 1 contendership! Meanwhile, Randy might not still be happy at the fact that Stacy is with The Hurricane, although he won the match. Trish and Jericho may not be mentioned in this chapter, but they will be the next time: Declaration of War.
Character of the Chapter
Orlando Jordan
Height: 195 cm
Weight: 257 lbs
From: Miami, Florida
Status: Heel
Finishing Move(s):
Reverse STO
Signature Move(s):
Fallaway slam
Swinging neckbreaker
Flying crossbody
Punching combination
High School Drama Bio: Orland Jordan is a member of JBL's infamous Cabinet, and his position is 'Chief of Staff'. He's very loyal to JBL, and along with the Basham Brothers, he's always willing to help during matches. Orlando used to be the best student in his boxing school years ago, but after he entered WWE Private High, he's been interested in wrestling ever since. His sudden 'heel turn' against Cena is unexpected by the Basham Brothers, who thought that he had agreed with the new guy joining The Cabinet as an Honorary Member. As a result, he lost to Cena in the Fatal Four-Way match for the WWE Championship no. 1 contendership. Does this mean Orlando will give up?
Note: I'm sorry for the late update. This is because I'm struggling with schoolwork. But as you've requested, I'll (try to) update as soon as possible! Happy reading!
A/N: THANK YOU—for the reviews and, importantly, for reading. Flames are welcome, as always. Pairing requests will be reconsidered. I'm trying to make the matches sound realistic as possible. In addition, I'm thinking of doing polls to make the story go along the way all the readers want. The more you read, the more you'll find out what happens! Keep reading. Thank you very much.