High School Drama
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters—they belong to the mega wrestling company, WWE (World Wrestling Entertainment).
Summary: A high school comedy about love, friendship, bullies, cliques, and basically all the elements which make up a good high school drama! Starring John Cena, The Hardy Boyz, Lita, Triple H, Randy Orton, Stacy Keibler, Y2J, Kurt Angle, Christy Hemme, JBL, Torrie Wilson, Trish Stratus, HBK, Los Guerreros, and many more!
A/N: Let's just pretend that all the wrestlers are in high school (despite the age differences), ok? Well, except for the really old ones or legends like Vince McMahon, Linda McMahon, Ric Flair, Hulk Hogan, Mick Foley, and those other ones. I'll be considering for the medium-aged ones like JBL, Triple H, Booker T and HBK to be in University. I don't know—depends on how the story goes.
By the way, this story is set before the Draft Lottery.
Chapter 29: Lie, Cheat, Steal!
Thursday, 7:00am
Edge and Christian was sound asleep—snoring. God knows what they were dreaming. Their room was a typical boy's room (A/N: Not like I'm stereotyping or anything, but hey—it's Edge and Christian!). Towels and blankets spread on each bed. Clothes could be found on the floor. Bags of M&M's were hidden in the open drawers. Maybe if you look under the bed, you'd find packets of Doritos and Cheezels. But this peace was halted abruptly when a loud mix of banging and knocking hit the door. The sound wave traveled into the brothers' ears, and entered the brain. The two sat up straight in shock.
"What the…?" Edge mumbled. He glanced at a Garfield alarm clock. 7:05am.
Christian scratched his head. The two stared at the door. The noise continued. They exchanged looks, and shrugged. Edge headed toward the door, and opened it… to reveal Team eXtreme.
"What is it?" Edge asked. The Hardy Brothers shared an uncomfortable look, and gestured to Lita.
"Alright, we'll have Physical Education with you two today, first period," Lita said.
"We do?" Christian asked, checking for his timetable in his bag. "Shit! I've lost it!"
Lita held up hers. "I've got one right here."
Edge examined it. "Okay, so…? Why are you guys here so early?"
"I'll tell you why," Lita responded, frowning. "I can't find my P.E. uniform anywhere!" she yelled.
"Oh. And you think we stole it?" Christian asked.
Lita shrugged. "Not in a bad accusing way. But, I mean—if it's one of your jokes, then… we should know. Give it back. I don't want to have to run 50 laps for not wearing the 'proper uniform'."
"Hold on. What makes you think we stole it?" Edge countered.
"Well, you guys were the only ones with us for the rest of the day yesterday," Jeff said.
"Remember? The Gauntlet match. We went to Domino's Pizza afterwards," Matt added.
"Yeah, but… I didn't go through Lita's locker or anything," Christian defended. "Neither did Edge."
"Well then, who was it?" Lita asked, feeling annoyed. "The shirt isn't the only item missing from my locker, you know. Also missing are my favourite wristbands, combat gloves, hairspray, and eyeliners. And other stuff I can't remember."
"Wait… you just came back from school?" Edge asked, confused.
Lita nodded. "Yeah, to check and get some stuff. I haven't ironed my P.E. shirt."
"Oh."
"It must be one of the kids at school," Christian suggested.
"Well, it's not like all the kids are thieves," Lita snorted. "If they are, Vince would be bankrupt by now."
"Why don't we try to retrace?" Matt suggested. "Li, try to remember what we did between after the Gauntlet match and before we went to Domino's."
They all sat down. "Well…" Lita started. "I found all of you guys in the hallway, outside the gym. Then we went to the lockers to put all our stuff inside, so we wouldn't have to carry them home. There were lots of kids who just finished the Gauntlet match—bruised—around us, walking and chatting. It would be hard to tell if any of them went through my locker."
"Yeah, well… That doesn't really help," Edge sighed. He yawned. "I'm gonna get some cereal." He left the room and headed to the kitchen.
"Do you remember any faces?" Jeff asked.
Lita tilted her head. "Not all of them look like thieves… Let's see… There was Snitsky, Billy & Chuck, Rochelle, Joy, Los Guerreros…" Then she stopped.
The five looked at each other. They realized they just found the answer!
Not too far from E&C's house
"Let's see what she's got, ey? Eddie opened a black bag. Chavo was next to him, rubbing his hands excitedly.
"Wait. I thought you only stole her sports shirt?" the younger Guerrero asked.
Eddie chuckled. "A Guerrero steals everything he sees, ése."
"Alright!" The two high-fived. They continued to go through the bag.
"Eew, look at this shirt, amigo!" Eddie frowned, looking at Lita's P.E. uniform top. "Cómo es divertido." It had creases everywhere—clearly, it hadn't been ironed.
"She's a girl… I thought she would be neater than this, mi hermano," Chavo commented, shaking his head. "Loco, loco."
"I wonder what else she has in here…?" Eddie asked himself. "Wristbands, ripped stockings, hairspray…"
"Eyeliners, gloves…" Chavo chimed in. "Weird stuff—materia extraña."
"Hey Chavito, do you know what this is?" Eddie asked, holding up a tampon.
Back in E&C's house…
"I knew it! It was the Los Guerreros!" Lita exclaimed. "They also stole my shirt—like, the second week of school!"
They had called Edge back in the room. "We should have known," Jeff shook his head. He turned to Christian and Edge. "You guys take a bath. Me, Matt and Lita will prepare the breakfast."
"Yeah, more like I prepare the breakfast, while you two sit on the couch, watching TiVo," Lita snorted. Matt laughed. Christian grinned.
"Alright. There's still 1 ½ hour left. You guys go eat, and I'll take a shower."
Edge looked at him. "No, I'll take a bath first."
Christian frowned. "No, me first. I've already got my towel with me here." He held up a yellow towel in his hand.
"It's a race," Edge said, quickly grabbing his own (a blue one) that was lying on the bed, and the brothers raced to the bathroom. Team eXtreme could only look as Edge ran too fast and closed the door right on Christian's nose.
Christian rubbed his sore nose, and turned around to face Team eXtreme. "Okay—anyone for Krispy Kreme doughnuts?"
Later that morning, Triple H's mansion
All the Evolution members and Stephanie McMahon were in the living room. It was 8 a.m., yet their leader Triple H hadn't showed up. Arriving at his mansion at different times, all the Evolution members had been greeted by Stephanie to come in by the door, as she had the keys.
"Where the hell is Hunter?" Randy asked, impatient. Batista stayed emotionless. Flair scratched his head as Stephanie offered for more cookies.
"Yeah. It is past 8, we have been waiting for two hours, yet he hasn't showed up," Flair checked his watch. "Hey Stephanie! Where is he?"
Stephanie shrugged. Randy sighed. "Well, I guess we will have to go to college without him."
At WWE Private Academy
Students started to arrive. Everybody was asked to go to the administrator at the front office as soon as they arrive to receive the schedule for the day. As usual, there would be a number of promos in the arena.
Austin came in with his World Heavyweight Championship and shook it at a couple of students' faces, showing off. He lifted his head up high and walked to his office (A/N: To get to the office in WWE Private Academy, there are two ways. One from the side of the college, the other through the front office). A number of students muttered, saying how Austin could've gone to his office the easier way, from the side of the college, but chose to go through the receptionist to show off. And so, as usual, a wrestling match was there available for anyone that prefers wrestling over education. In the arena, a match between Val Venis & Viscera vs. Tyson Tomko & Gene Snitsky was set up. Lilian Garcia was in the ring, as usual.
"Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one-fall and it is for the World Tag Team Championship!" Then Tomko's theme was played and the champions made their way out to the ring. "Introducing first, at the combined weight of 587 lbs… Tyson Tomko and Gene Snitsky!"
Tomko and Snitsky roared with their arms spread wide open and the tag belts around their waist. Tomko climbed the turnbuckle as Snitsky looked to the crowd with his mouth wide open. Then Tomko's theme stopped and Val Venis' was played.
The no. 1 contenders, Val Venis and Viscera came out. Venis came out with his usual white towel and Viscera came out with his "pajamas", as that's what it is being referred to.
Tyson Tomko & Gene Snitsky (c) vs. Viscera & Val Venis – World Tag Team Championship
Snitsky and Venis started things off. Snitsky got Venis in a side headlock. Venis pushed Snitsky to the ropes and Snitsky came off with a powerful shoulder block. Snitsky ran to the ropes, hopped over Venis and Venis gave him a hip toss. Venis covered but only got a one-count. Snitsky quickly got to his feet and Venis threw a punch. Snitsky backed away to a corner. Venis tagged Viscera and gave Snitsky multiple shoulder thrusts to the gut as Viscera got in the ring. Venis irish-whipped Snitsky to Viscera. Viscera nailed Snitsky with a back body drop and Venis quickly followed it with a running elbow drop. The audience gasped and clapped. Viscera covered but Snitsky kicked out.
Viscera picked Snitsky up and gave him a headbutt to corner him. Viscera gave Snitsky one big chop to the chest. The audience gasped. Snitsky's mouth opened in pain. Viscera picked Snitsky up and irish-whipped him to the opposite corner. Viscera charged but Snitsky moved out of the way and Viscera nailed the turnbuckle pad. Snitsky tagged Tomko. Tomko gave a kick to the back of the leg. Tomko gave Viscera elbow drops to the leg and applied a leg lock. Viscera tried to fight out of the hold. Tomko released the hold and gave Viscera more elbow drops to the leg and Tomko turned Viscera over. Tomko lift up Viscera's knee and slam it hard to the ground. Tomko then covered Viscera but Viscera quickly kicked out. Tomko grabbed Viscera's leg and stomped on it. Tomko, still holding Viscera's leg, tagged Snitsky. Snitsky and Tomko both stomped Viscera. Snitsky then picked Viscera up and applied a side headlock. Viscera rammed Snitsky to the ropes and Snitsky bounced off the ropes. Snitsky came off the opposite ropes with a shoulder block. Snitsky tagged Tomko.
Tomko and Snitsky gave Viscera a double-suplex. Tomko worked on Viscera's legs again. Tomko stomped Viscera on the legs and gave him elbow drops to the leg. Tomko pulled Viscera to the middle of the ring and applied a leg lock. Viscera tried to fight out of it and the crowd was behind him. Viscera kicked off. Tomko quickly got up to apply the leg lock again but Visera kicked off again and tagged Val Venis!
Venis got in the ring and knocked Tomko down with a clothesline and knocked Snitsky off the apron. Venis knocked Tomko down with another clothesline and irish-whipped against the ropes to the opposite one. Tomko came off the ropes and Venis connected with a back body drop. Venis gave Tomko a DDT and covered but Tomko kicked out. Venis picked Tomko up and gave him a vertical suplex. Venis pointed to the crowd and the students cheered. Tomko got to his feet and walked into a fisherman suplex. 1…. 2… but Snitsky pulled the ref out of the ring! Venis released the fisherman suplex and knocked Snitsky down with a powerful running clothesline, you can hear the noise throughout the arena. Venis turned around and got a running big boot from Tyson Tomko. Tomko covered and Viscera went to break it up but Snitsky held Viscera's foot. The ref got back in the ring and there goes the three-count!
Result: Tyson Tomko & Gene Snitsky def. Val Venis & Viscera via pinfall
Tomko's theme was played and Tomko and Snitsky grabbed the belts and roared.
The audience booed and exited the arena to go to their next class. For most people it seemed like a waste of time. But since they never cared about their studies, they didn't think of any revenge plan on Tomko and Snitsky.
Los Guerreros were walking out when Team eXtreme and E&C caught up with them. Lita ran up and hit each of them on the back. Eddie and Chavo turned around, clearly looking pissed off.
"Hey, what the hell…?" The two's faces drained colors after they saw Lita.
"Oh," Chavo only managed a short reply. "Hey Eddie, look! este polluelo está después de nosotros!"
"Come on, we're sick of your stealing habits," Matt said.
"But that's just how it runs in the family, ése!" Eddie defended. "We lie, we cheat, we steal!" Chavo nodded.
"What, by stealing, lying, and cheating? Don't be absurd," Edge frowned.
"What do you want us to do about it?" Chavo asked.
"One, return my stuff. Two, return the other people's things that you stole. Three, swear that you'll never steal again—from the people who go to this school, or else," Lita said.
"Or else what?" Eddie asked.
"Or we'll dob you to Vince and you guys get sacked," Christian grinned.
Los Guerreros looked at each other. "No, we want a match."
Jeff sighed. "We should've guessed."
"Alright… handicap?" Lita offered with a smirk.
"No, ningún... We want to team up against YOU!"
Lita tilted her head, confused. "Yeah, US?"
Chavo shook his head. "No! He means YOU, alone—solamente—against US!"
"Otherwise we wouldn't give your stuff back," Eddie laughed.
"What's up?" Vince interrupted. The seven students looked at him. Suddenly Vince frowned. "Oh no. I know that look."
At recess, Seniors Quad
There were loud noises heard from the Seniors Quad that could be heard throughout the school. The Rock threw a right hand at HBK and punched him in the skull as HBK was down. HBK rolled over and started punching The Rock. The students gathered around and roared like they've never roared before.
"What the hell is going on here?" Vince, who was walking with Austin.
"The Rock and Shawn Michaels are fighting, sir!" A student called out.
"Break it up, break it up!" Vince yelled out, but Austin grabbed his arm and smiled.
"No… let it go. This is quite interesting," Austin said.
The Rock and HBK kept going at it but then Austin grabbed a microphone and yelled, "Attention, attention! The Rock and Shawn, you guys wanna fight each other? Then I'll let you fight each other! So this afternoon at lunch time, it's going to be The Rock and the Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels in a no-disqualification contest! And just to make sure things go according to plan, I am appointing myself as the Special Guest Referee! Now give me a 'hell yeah'! Now break up this goddamn fight, we don't want to spoil their match!"
The students booed Austin, but yelled out "Hell yeah!" nevertheless. Kevin Nash held HBK as a couple of other students restrained The Rock.
In the Juniors Quad
JBL gathered with every member of The Cabinet except for John Cena.
"JBL! This is big! Soon, you'll be defending your title against Cena!" Orlando tapped his leader's belt.
"I know. And I am up against the man I respect most. Cena," JBL said.
"Well, you know yesterday you were against the Cruiserweight Champion Spike Dudley, he was about to give you the Dudley Dog. But I'm pretty sure you can handle that, yet Cena just came and took your victory away from you!" Orlando said.
"Yeah. Beat him and kick him out of The Cabinet," Doug said. Danny nodded.
"Hang on a second. What you said was quite right, but you're just trying to screw up with me!" JBL said angrily. "You guys are trying to drive Cena out of the group, but guess what. He's not going anywhere, he'll stay in the Cabinet, whether you like it or not!"
"Easy, JBL. Calm down. But you got to consider this. He's in your way and is a threat to your title. But you know, this is not the JBL I know when I joined the Cabinet," Orlando said. "The JBL I know and respect is a man of honor. A man that is smart, intelligent, truly divine and is indeed the Wrestling God. But since the day you know John Cena…. You changed. You are no longer the JBL who wants to win, and will do anything for it. You've changed."
JBL looked at Orlando's face. "Now, JBL… it's up to you. Last night me and the Basham Brothers had thought about leaving the Cabinet. So it's now all up to you. Good luck out there."
This is it. The long-awaited WWE Championship match between JBL and John Cena will take place. Stacy looked to break up with The Hurricane, but will she come back with Randy? The Cruiserweight Champion Spike Dudley will be forced to defend his title the day before his big title match against Rey and Kidman. Los Guerreros challenged Lita to a handicap match, but will Vince grant them the match? Tensions grew between Eugene and William Regal. The Rock and HBK will wrestle with Austin as the guest referee, and Triple H wants another shot at the World Heavyweight Championship! Relieve all these excitement in the next chapter, What a Day!
NOTE: I have thought of a storyline for the late Eddie Guerrero. The full script of it is in progress and he will be feuding with Team eXtreme, who currently doesn't have a storyline. Edge & Christian will still be around (with them), but mainly they'll be going for the Tag Titles. The storyline will debut in the next chapter, and Eddie will be the heel character. Mainly he'll cheat to win matches, extending his feud with Team eXtreme. Eddie will be teaming up with Chavo. Give me feedback to this storyline I am planning and feel free to give comments and/or ideas.
Character of the Chapter: There's none so far that has made enough impact, so I decided to give it a break and have no one for this chapter.
Note: I'm sorry for the late update. This is because I'm struggling with schoolwork. But as you've requested, I'll (try to) update as soon as possible! Happy reading!
A/N: THANK YOU—for the reviews and, importantly, for reading. Flames are welcome, as always. Pairing requests will be reconsidered. I'm trying to make the matches sound realistic as possible. In addition, I'm thinking of doing polls to make the story go along the way all the readers want. The more you read, the more you'll find out what happens! Keep reading. Thank you very much.