High School Drama

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters—they belong to the mega wrestling company, WWE (World Wrestling Entertainment).

Summary: A high school comedy about love, friendship, bullies, cliques, and basically all the elements which make up a good high school drama! Starring John Cena, The Hardy Boyz, Lita, Triple H, Randy Orton, Stacy Keibler, Y2J, Kurt Angle, Christy Hemme, JBL, Torrie Wilson, Trish Stratus, HBK, Los Guerreros, and many more!

A/N: Let's just pretend that all the wrestlers are in high school (despite the age differences), ok? Well, except for the really old ones or legends like Vince McMahon, Linda McMahon, Ric Flair, Hulk Hogan, Mick Foley, and those other ones. I'll be considering for the medium-aged ones like JBL, Triple H, Booker T and HBK to be in University. I don't know—depends on how the story goes.

By the way, this story is set before the Draft Lottery.

Chapter 30: What a Day!

Eddie and Chavo were walking in the hall to enter the locker room, getting ready for their handicap match against Lita.

"Alright, mi estimado sobrino! Ese, you see, we're gonna do this thing! ¡Vamos a enseñar nuestro mamacita no ensuciar con nosotros!" Eddie talked to his familia Chavo, who was only three years younger.

"Yeah……" Chavo smiled and shook hands with his uncle.

The two entered he locker room and saw JBL.

JBL was sitting down on a wooden bench, looking down. Eddie looked at Chavo and smiled. He tiptoed towards JBL, trying to not make a sound. Eddie looked at Chavo and pointed to JBL, smiling and raising eyebrows. Eddie carefully grabbed JBL's hat on his head and the towel around his neck. Eddie tossed it at Chavo, who was trying hard not to laugh. Eddie then grabbed his bag from the locker and tiptoed his way out of the locker room. JBL looked up and Eddie froze. Chavo was shocked, he froze as well. JBL could see Chavo holding his $1000 hat and white towel, but couldn't care less and concentrate back. They stole my hat! But I can buy another one. I've got to make a decision!

Eddie turned to look at JBL. Chavo and Eddie sighed. JBL looked up again and Eddie and Chavo froze again. JBL stood up and left the locker room. Eddie and Chavo sighed when he left. JBL went back again and the two froze again. JBL shook his head and left for good.

In Teddy Long's Office

Kidman was with Torrie and London. His ribs were taped.

"Kidman! You feelin' alright?" Teddy asked.

"Yeah," Kidman said gloomily.

"Doesn't sound like you do." Kidman scoffed. "Do you think you are ready for the Cruiserweight Title match tomorrow or shall I postpone it?" Teddy asked.

"If you can postpone it, then please do," Kidman nodded.

"Farewell, then. You shall have the following week off school and you can come back on Friday next week. If you're still not feeling well, you can ask for substitute and compete in the Cruiserweight Title match for you," Teddy said generously. Torrie and London exchanged grins.

"Really? Well, thank you very much!" Kidman said gratefully.

"However—" Teddy added. Kidman, Torrie and London froze. "If you decide to use substitute, if the substitute wins the Cruiserweight Title match, then he shall be the new Cruiserweight Champion! Then it is up to him to give the title to you or not!" Teddy declared.

Kidman did not look as happy, but said "thank you" and left.

Then Kurt barged in.

"Teddy! I want a match with the Undertaker!" Kurt declared firmly.

"You want a match with the Undertaker?" Teddy asked.

"You heard me, Teddy," Kurt said.

"So you want a match with the Undertaker?" Teddy asked once again.

"Yes, Teddy!" Kurt said.

"Well, Kurt… As a matter of fact, the Undertaker has already requested a match for the United States Title! Now, I did say to him that I cannot just practically give him the title shot, he has to earn it! So, Kurt! It's going to be you versus the Undertaker! And the winner gets a United States Title shot! How about that, playa'?" Teddy said. "However the match will be tomorrow, you feel me?"

Kurt smiled and left.

In the Juniors Quad

Tyson Tomko and Gene Snitsky were sitting on the benches, holding the World Tag Team Championships. They were giving each other high fives and were delightful, having defended their titles successfully. Then Molly Holly came and approached them.

"Hi, um, congratulations in defending the championships," Molly said.

Tomko and Snitsky turned towards her. A girl was talking to them! That's rare.

"Now, you see, RAW General Manager Stone Cold Steve Austin told me to look for a partner in a mixed tag team contest, and since you are the tag champs I think you might be the best choice," Molly said.

"Yeah. That's right," Tomko said.

"So… will you join me?" Molly asked.

"Yeah… alright," Tomko nodded. Snitsky didn't say anything, but his face looked approving.

"Good," Molly left the Juniors Quad and turned towards the staff hall.

In the arena

Everyone gathered to see Randy Orton defend his Intercontinental Championship. Randy's theme was played. Lilian Garcia was in the ring and announced. "The following contest is scheduled for one-fall and it is for the Intercontinental Championship! Introducing first from St. Louis, Missouri, weighing in 250 lbs… he is the Intercontinental Champion……. Randy Orton!"

Randy came out with the belt wrapped around his waist. He came out and walked and stopped. He looked down for one second and then did his trademark pose, and at this moment fireworks came down and showered him. Randy continued walking and got in the ring. Randy climbed the turnbuckle and raised his Intercontinental title up high. Then his theme stopped and Chris Benoit's was played. The students got to their feet and Randy's eyes widened. Benoit smiled and looked at the crowd. He then got in and raise his arms but Randy quickly beat him down, wasting little time.

Randy Orton (c) vs. Chris Benoit – Intercontinental Championship

Randy beat down Benoit and picked him up to give him a scoop slam. Randy ran to the ropes and came off with a knee to the throat of Benoit. Randy covered but Benoit kicked out at two. Randy picked Benoit up and irish-whipped him to the ropes. Benoit came off and Randy gave him a dropkick. The audience gasped. Randy covered but Benoit kicked out at two again. Randy mounted Benoit and gave him several punches but was forced to break it up by the referee. Randy picked Benoit up and gave him a stalling vertical suplex. Randy picked Benoit up again and irish-whipped him to a corner. Randy came up to Benoit and gave him punches to the face. But then Benoit gave Randy a chop. Randy clutched his chest but then proceeded on giving Benoit another punch. Benoit gave Randy another chest chop. Randy gave Benoit another punch but then Benoit gave Randy a chest chop. This weakened Randy and Benoit fought back with multiple chest chops but then Randy gave Benoit a poke to the eye. Benoit grabbed his eyes and turned around. Randy stalked from behind, getting ready for an RKO. Benoit turned around and Randy jumped for the RKO but Benoit caught Randy's arm and got him down in the Crippler Crossface. Randy grabbed the ropes and quickly got out of the ring and the crowd booed.

The ref started the count and Randy went to return at the count of four but then Benoit went to hit him so Randy went out again. The ref forced Benoit to back it up. Randy went to return again but Benoit was there, and now Randy had his hands on his hips and shook his head as a student from the crowd taunted him. Randy yelled at the student and Benoit climbed the turnbuckle. Randy turned around and Benoit jumped with a suicide dive to Randy! Now both men were down outside the ring. The ref started the count once again. Randy opened his eyes at a five count. Benoit started to get up as well. Benoit got in the ring and went out of the ring to stop the ref's count. Benoit grabbed Randy and tossed him to the steel post. Benoit picked him up and Randy once again gave Benoit a poke to the eye. Randy then grabbed Benoit and went to smash his head to the steel steps but Benoit got his foot at the steel steps to prevent himself from hitting it. Benoit gave Randy an elbow to the gut and smashed Randy's head to the steps. Benoit got back in the ring and out again. Benoit placed Randy back to the ring and covered him for a two-count. Benoit picked Randy up and gave him a snap suplex. Benoit covered but Randy kicked out. Benoit smashed Randy's head to the turnbuckle. Randy leant on the turnbuckle, Benoit turned him around and gave him four chest chops. The audience gasped at the sound of the chop, and they did not forget to yell "Wooo" as a tribute to Ric Flair. Benoit irish-whipped Randy to the opposite corner. Randy came off and Benoit charged with his lariat. Benoit picked Randy up and gave him another chest chop. Randy poked him to the eye. Randy pushed Benoit to a turnbuckle and gave him multiple shoulder thrusts to the gut. Randy irish-whipped Benoit to the opposite corner. Benoit reversed and charged. Randy gave Benoit a boot to the face and Benoit was now stunned in the middle of the ring. Randy quickly ran to the ropes and came off with a powerful clothesline. Randy covered but Benoit kicked out at two.

Randy picked Benoit up and gave him a scoop slam followed by a powerful elbow drop. Randy then picked Benoit up and lifted him in a stalling vertical suplex. But instead of dropping Benoit, Randy ran and placed him at the turnbuckle. Randy gave Benoit several shots to weaken him. Randy held Benoit's head under his right armpit and walked few steps backwards; keeping Benoit's legs on the top turnbuckle, Randy gave Benoit a powerful DDT from the spot! Randy smiled arrogantly and slowly picked Benoit up… who then caught Randy in the Crippler Crossface! Benoit was playing possum ala Kurt Angle! The crowd cheered and yelled for Randy to tap out! Benoit yelled for Randy to tap but Randy refused. Randy twitched his eyebrows in pain and held out his hand. Randy rolled over and got his foot at the bottom rope. The crowd booed. Benoit picked Randy up and irish-whipped him to the ropes. Randy bounced off and Benoit gave Randy a chest chop to knock him down. Benoit went for the Sharpshooter and Randy tried to kick off! Benoit grabbed Randy's legs again and applied the Sharpshooter! Randy desperately crawled as quick as he can and eventually got to the ropes. Benoit released the hold and picked Randy up. Again, with his underhanded tactics, Randy gave Benoit a poke to the eye. Randy kicked Benoit to the gut and put him in a gutwrench position. Randy lifted Benoit up, seemingly going for the gutwrench powerbomb. But then suddenly Randy dropped Benoit in an impressive neckbreaker! Randy covered but Benoit kicked out. Randy picked Benoit up and gave him punches to the face and gut of Benoit. Randy irish-whipped Benoit to the opposite corner but Benoit reversed. Randy hit the turnbuckle chest first and came off. Benoit caught Randy around the waist and gave Randy a German suplex.

Benoit still hung on and gave Randy another one. Benoit still hung on to the waist and went for another German suplex, but Randy grabbed the ropes. Benoit gave Randy shots to the spine and gave him a third German suplex. The crowd got to their feet as Benoit looked at them. Benoit did the throat slash and climbed the turnbuckle. Randy got to his feet and gave Benoit a blow to the stomach. Randy gave Benoit multiple shots to the stomach and to the face. Randy climbed the turnbuckle and set Benoit in the superplex. Randy went for the superplex but Benoit hung on. Randy went for it again and Benoit hung on. Randy gave Benoit more shots to the face and went for the superplex again but Benoit fought back with multiple fists. Randy was hanging off balance and Benoit gave him one last shot to the face that knocked him off the turnbuckle. Benoit got up and stood on the turnbuckle and performed the throat slash once again. But out of nowhere, Randy got to his feet and quickly applied Benoit a ¾ facelock while standing on the mat and quickly hit an RKO off the top! Randy hooked the legs and got the three-count.

Result: Randy Orton def. Chris Benoit via pinfall

Randy celebrated as Lilian Garcia announced him the winner. But then suddenly Randy's theme stopped and Stacy Keibler's was played. Randy smiled, believing that after a series of successful title defenses, Stacy will come back to his arms. Stacy got in the ring and grabbed the mic from Lilian. Randy smiled and spread his arms open.

"Randy… Congratulations on winning your match," Stacy said. Randy nodded while smiling to the crowd.

"But… that's not exactly why I came here," Stacy said. Randy stopped smiling and looked at Stacy.

"I came here to announce that I have broken up with "The Hurricane", Gregory Helms," Stacy said. Randy smiled again.

"But… that doesn't mean I'm going to go back with you, Randy. No, that's not the main point I came out," Stacy said. Randy stared at Stacy.

"I cam out here to tell you I have a new boyfriend. And his name is—" Stacy paused because Shelton Benjamin's theme was played. "—Shelton Benjamin!"

The students cheered and Randy stared in horror. Shelton came out and stormed to the ring and started beating down Randy. Shelton irish-whipped Randy to the ropes and Randy caught him with a modified T-Bone Suplex into the powerslam. Randy got out of the ring holding his neck and gritted. Shelton smiled and placed his arms around Stacy, who was smiling and clapping. Randy couldn't believe it and walked slowly to the locker room.

Then Teddy Long's theme was played. The appearance of the SmackDown! General Manager forced the new couple of Stacy and Shelton to leave. Teddy grabbed the mic. "The reason I came here is to inform you that you do not need to leave. You see, I know all of you have got a class and you cannot afford to miss the next one because The Rock and HBK will take on one another! However, RAW General Manager Stone Cold Steve Austin has decided to postpone that match and with the power vested in me, I will announce the baddest boys of WWE… Ladies and gentleman, please welcome Los Guerreros!"

"Viva La Raza!" Eddie and Chavo's theme was played. "If you're not cheating, you're not trying!" Eddie and his nephew came out in his lowrider, to a shower of boos. Eddie and Chavo paid no attention and got in the ring and posed.

"And… Lita!" Teddy never liked RAW and made her announcement short. The Hardy Boyz's theme was played and Lita came out with the Hardy Boyz. "And the following contest is a handicap match! Holla, playas!" Teddy left the ring.

Los Guerreros vs. Lita – Intergender Handicap Match

Eddie and Chavo circled Lita, taunting her. Matt looked concerned. Eddie went to throw a punch but then Matt came in and Chavo took him down with a punch. The ref told the other officials to restrain Matt. Eddie taunted Lita again and Lita did not know what to do. Eddie came up close to Lita and got in her face to taunt her. Lita slapped Eddie and the audience gasped. Eddie took Lita down with a clothesline. Eddie slapped on the Lasso From El Paso and Lita tapped out but Eddie would not let go. Jeff called out to the ref and Edge and Christian also told the ref to make Eddie let go off the hold. Eddie let go and celebrated with Chavo as if they just won the World Tag Team Championship and the audience booed in disgust.

Result: Los Guerreros def. Lita via submission

Molly searched for Austin. He saw Matt Striker, a student with a desire to be a teacher.

"Umm, do you know where Steve Austin is?" Molly asked.

"Oh, he's in the locker room, getting ready to referee the match between The Rock and HBK," Striker explained.

"Oh…" Molly murmured and headed to the front office.

Meanwhile, The Rock was having an interview…

Josh Matthews had his mic and he was ordered by Marissa Mazzola to take an interview with The Rock for the school newsletter.

Josh said, "The Rock, thank you for joining us before—"

Josh could not finish his sentence as The Rock, complete with sunnies and golden-glittered white shirt, held out his hand to stop Josh. Josh stared at The Rock and The Rock was silent.

"Tell me, son, what is your name?" The Rock asked.

"Me? Well, my name is—" Josh once again could not complete his sentence as The Rock cut in.

"It doesn't matter what your name is! The point is, you shouldn't be disrespectful to The Rock. I think I better should get my boot, shine it up real nice, stick it sideways straight your candy ass!" The Rock yelled in his great charismatic trash-talk.

"Er, may I know how I was being disrespectful?" Josh asked. I haven't even finished greeting him. He is the one being disrespectful!

"Know your role and shut your mouth, jabroni!" The Rock yelled. "You see, I am the People's Champion. The Rock joined The Clique to win some gold, but The Rock was stuck in The Clique with no gold. So The Rock sat down in the locker room thinking, 'what the hell was I doing here?'

"So The Rock made his choice. He can stay in The Clique. Run down the school and make the People follow us all night long! Or… he can leave The Clique and win the WWE Championship, then the millions…… and millions of people will really be behind The Rock, and The Rock means 'really'!" The Rock said out his famous catchphrases.

"So, the Heartbreak Kid, The Icon, Mr. WrestleMania, whatever-you-wanna-call- yourself, Shawn Michaels," The Rock said and lowered his voice. "Because The Rock knows that you will get the beating of your life, you've got Kevin Nash in your corner and I've got the people watching and cheering on the People's Champ. Because I'll be raising the People's Eyebrow, they'll want me to drop the People's Elbow, and then….. someone else is going to hit rock bottom. IF YA' SMEELLLLLAALLALAOUWW! …What The Rock… is Cooking!"

With that said, The Rock left the interview.

Molly found Austin leaving the locker room.

"Austin! I was just wondering about what you said the other day about my tag team match," Molly said.

"Tag Team match? Oh yeah…. That one. That's for tomorrow and the Women's Championship, IF you win, will be on Monday. You found a partner yet?" Austin asked.

"Yeah," Molly replied.

"Well then, I've got a match to referee." Austin said and left Molly.

In the arena

Lilian Garcia was standing in the ring as usual. She held a mic in her hands. "Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one-fall!" Then HBK's theme hit the arena. "Introducing first, accompanied by Kevin Nash… weighing in 230 lbs… the Heartbreak Kid, Shawn Michaels!" HBK did his usual trademark fireworks taunt and got in the ring to do his trademark pose. The crows was cheering heavily for HBK. Then his theme stopped and an unusual theme was played, but The Rock's figure was shown in the TitanTron, surprisingly the crowd booed.

There was an intense moment of silence as the theme played its way through. (P.S. Yes, I am talking about The Rock's heel theme in 2003) Then a remixed theme of The Rock's usual theme hit the arena, and The Rock came out presented with boos from the crowd. "And his opponent from Miami, Florida, weighing in 275 lbs… The Rock!"

The Rock climbed the turnbuckle, closed his eyes with his head up high and raised his right arm. The crowd booed him and gave him thumbs-down. Then The Rock's new theme stopped and Stone Cold Steve Austin's was played. "Introducing the special guest referee… Stone Cold Steve Austin!"

Austin got in the ring with his "What?" T-shirt, and the crowd booed him as well. Austin told the refs that Nash is banned from ringside and then the bell rang and the match started!

Shawn Michaels vs. The Rock – w/Special Guest Referee Stone Cold Steve Austin

The Rock and HBK locked up. The Rock managed to apply a side headlock. The Rock had it real tight and Austin smiled. HBK tried to escape but The Rock had it too tight. HBK pushed The Rock to the ropes and The Rock came off to hit a powerful forearm shot. The Rock covered and Austin did a two-count. The Rock looked at Austin who pointed out it was a two-count. The Rock picked HBK up and gave him a series of punches. The Rock irish-whipped HBK against the ropes. HBK bounced off the opposite ropes and The Rock gave HBK a back body drop. The Rock stomped HBK on the ground and mounted him to give him several punches to the face. The Rock picked HBK up and gave him a vertical suplex for another two-count. Austin seemed to be executing slow counts. The Rock looked at Austin again and picked HBK up. The Rock irish-whipped HBK to the corner. The Rock charged but HBK gave The Rock a back elbow. The Rock was stunned and HBK jumped up to the second turnbuckle. The Rock regained conscious and HBK came off with a double axe handle but The Rock kicked HBK in the gut as he got down. The Rock gave HBK a DDT that made a big impact. The Rock covered but HBK kicked out at two.

The Rock picked HBK up and irish-whipped him to the opposite corner. The Rock gave HBK multiple shoulder thrusts to the gut and then gave him a chest chop. The Rock threw a right hand but HBK moved out of the way. The Rock was now leaning on the turnbuckle an HBK gave The Rock hard, multiple chest chops. The Rock clutched his chest and walked slowly towards the ropes on his right. The Rock leant on the turnbuckle and HBK gave him a number of chest chops again. HBK irish-whipped The Rock to the opposite ropes but The Rock reversed. HBK hung onto the ropes. The Rock charged and HBK moved out of the way and pulled the ropes down and The Rock lost balance and fell outside to the concrete floor; now Austin grunted.

HBK climbed the turnbuckle and came off with a suicide dive to The Rock. Austin refused to make a countout. It seemed that he did not want the match to end this way. The Rock got back in the ring and HBK got back as well and covered for a two-count. HBK got to his feet as so did The Rock. HBK irish-whipped The Rock to a corner and gave him multiple chest chops again. The Rock's chest was red by the time HBK finished. The Rock then gave HBK a poke to the eye and tossed him over the ropes but HBK hung on. The Rock charged but HBK gave The Rock a kick to the face and flipped back to the ring. HBK ran to the ropes as The Rock was stunned but then The Rock gave him a clothesline to drop his momentum down.

The Rock then applied a rear chin lock. The students were chanting "Rocky Sucks!" The Rock told them to shut up and they started chanting for HBK. The Rock told them to shut up again and HBK was getting up and started gaining momentum. HBK fought off the hold with his elbows. HBK gave The Rock a punch straight to the face and irish-whipped The Rock to the ropes but The Rock reversed. HBK bounced off the ropes and HBK gave The Rock a flying forearm smash. Both men were down. Austin refused to make the count. A number of referees and other officials at ringside told Austin politely that he was supposed to star counting but Austin yelled at them. HBK jumped back to his feet. The Rock eventually got up and HBK gave him an inverted atomic drop followed by a chest chop to knock The Rock back down. HBK picked The Rock up and gave him the scoop slam. HBK climbed the turnbuckle and came off with a diving elbow drop. HBK started tuning up the band. The Rock got to his feet and turned around. HBK went to do the Sweet Chin Music but then Austin kicked HBK in the gut and gave him the Stone Cold Stunner! The crowd booed as Austin stomped the hell out of HBK. The Rock regained conscious and joined him. The Rock kept on stomping HBK as Austin went outside to grab a steel chair. Austin then beat up HBK with a steel chair. Nash came in and The Rock caught him and gave him the Rock Bottom. Then The Rock gave HBK a Rock Bottom to the steel chair Austin had purposely dropped. The Rock covered and got the three-count.

Result: The Rock def. Shawn Michaels via pinfall

The Rock celebrated and hugged Austin. It looked like they're on the same page; and that is to make HBK's life a living hell! Suddenly Triple H came out of nowhere from the crowd, kicked The Rock in the gut and gave him the Pedigree! Austin stared at Triple H as Triple H stared back at him. The Rock was down and out! Triple H then grunted at Austin and gave him the look he always gave to his opponents. Triple H then grabbed the mic and got in face of Austin.

"You know something, Austin? You screwed me, that's what!" Triple H yelled. "You made me go through hell and I went back home empty-handed."

Triple H stopped and stared hard at Austin, raging with fury. "Give me a second chance after you screwed the hell out of me, you piece of crap!"

Austin raised his eyebrows and grabbed the mic from Triple H. "And what exactly makes you think I'll give you another shot?"

Triple H raised his eyebrows. "No, no, no. I actually think you won't give me a shot because you're a selfish little bastard and you're no more than a mere coward!"

Austin got his face up close to Triple H and they went nose-to-nose. "You called me a coward?"

"You heard me right," Triple H said.

"Farewell! Coming up next, it's going to be Triple H vs…" Austin stopped. Everyone expected him to say 'Austin' and 'it's going to be for the World Heavyweight Championship.

"Kane!" Austin continued, and there was an explosion and there were pyro on the rampway. Kane came out, looking as bald as ever and with a smile on his face.

"There, Triple H! The winner of this match gets a shot at the World Title, and I am being nice this time for not being the referee, so people, expect some Evolution interference!" Austin left the arena with his theme played and a new referee got in the ring and the match got started.

Triple H vs. Kane

Triple H locked up with Kane. Kane pushed Triple H to the ground with a single push. Triple H stared at Kane. How is he going to beat Kane? Triple H locked up with Kane again. Kane stepped forward while the two tied and Kane pushed Triple H to the turnbuckle. Kane gave Triple H several powerful yet quick blows all over Triple H's body. Kane gave one last shot to the face and Triple H was down. Kane picked Triple H up and gave him a scoop slam. Kane covered but Triple H kicked out. Kane picked Triple H and gave him an uppercut. Triple H backed away. Kane irish-whipped Triple H to the opposite corner. Kane charged but Triple H put him away with a boot to the face. Triple H gave Kane a back suplex and covered but Kane kicked out. Triple H picked Kane up and gave him a right hand and Kane backed away to a corner. Triple H then gave Kane a series of punches in the corner. Kane was down, slumped and Triple H stomped the hell out of Kane. The students cheered but the ref forced Triple H to break it up. Triple H picked Kane up and irish-whipped him to the opposite corner. Kane came off the turnbuckle with a powerful clothesline to Triple H. The noise could be heard throughout the arena.

Kane picked Triple H up and gave him a knee to the gut. Kane nailed Triple H in the spine and gave him a sidewalk backbreaker. Kane covered but Triple H kicked out at two. Kane picked Triple H up and lifted him in a suplex, but did not drop him just yet. Kane held it there for ten seconds before he slammed Triple H to the ground. Triple H cried in pain and held his back. Kane covered but again Triple H kicked out at two. Kane stared at the ref and the ref backed away, scared. Kane picked Triple H up and smashed his head on the turnbuckle. Kane then irish-whipped Triple H on the opposite corner hard. Triple H came off and Kane gave him a sidewalk slam for a two-count. Kane mounted Triple H and gave him multiple, powerful punches and Triple H desperately tried to cover up. Kane picked Triple H up and tossed over the ropes and to the concrete floor. Kane got to the outside and slowly picked Triple H up. Kane irish-whipped Triple H as hard as he could do to the steel steps and there was that sick noise coming from the steps. The audience gasped. Kane picked Triple H up on his right shoulder and charged to nail Triple H face first at the steel post. Triple H got off Kane's shoulder and pushed Kane to the steel post. Triple H returned to the ring and got back outside despite the ref's warnings. Kane was still holding on to the steel post. Triple H ran at Kane with a high knee to the back of his head to the steel post. The audience gasped and Triple H placed Kane back on the ring and covered but Kane kicked out at a near fall.

Triple H then gave Kane a vertical suplex and followed it with a running knee drop to the throat. Triple H covered again but Kane kicked out. Triple H then irish-whipped Kane to the ropes but Kane reversed it. Kane then nailed Triple H with a big boot as Triple H bounced off. Kane then irish-whipped Triple H to the opposite corner and charged with a powerful clothesline. Triple H was down and Kane signalled for the Chokeslam. Triple H got to his feet and turned around. Kane caught Triple H's throat for the Chokeslam but Triple H kicked Kane in the gut. Kane was stunned, so Triple H ran to the ropes but Kane caught him in the throat again. Kane went for and hit the Chokeslam. Kane covered but Triple H kicked out! Kane could not believed it and stared hard at the ref. The ref backed away and Kane cornered him. Kane was furious and caught the ref in the throat. Triple H came from behind and gave Kane the school boy but Kane kicked out! Kane quickly got up and kicked Triple H on the knee to knock him down. Kane then gave Triple H a scoop slam and climbed the turnbuckle. Kane taunted for Triple H to get up and Triple H did so, slowly but surely. Triple H turned around and Kane jumped off for a flying clothesline but Triple H caught him with a kick to the gut and connected with the Pedigree. Triple H hooked the legs and got the three-count!

Result: Triple H def. Kane via pinfall

Triple H's theme was played but it did not last long as Austin's theme was played. Austin came out with his World Heavyweight Championship. Austin held a mic in his hand. Austin got in the ring and came up to Triple H. "I came out here to tell you that I'm impressed. Not too many people can defeat Kane, the Big Red Machine. So now you're the no. 1 contender, but… I am also here to announce that the title match is today."

Austin dropped the mic and kicked Triple H in the gut. Triple H caught Austin's leg and swung him around in the same spot. Triple H kicked Austin in the gut and gave him the Pedigree!

Stone Cold Steve Austin (c) vs. Triple H – World Heavyweight Championship

Triple H covered and the ref came in just in time to make the three-count!

Result: Triple H def. Stone Cold Steve Austin via pinfall

Austin kicked out after the three-count and could not believe what just happened. The students cheered and Triple H grabbed the World Heavyweight Championship! Austin got in Triple H's face and Triple H's theme stopped. The two stared at each other hard. Austin kicked Triple H in the gut and went to give Triple H the Stone Cold Stunner! Triple H pushed Austin to the ropes and Austin bounced off the ropes to receive a big spinning Spinebuster. The students cheered really loud and Austin was down and out! Triple H waved out to the crowd to the come to the ring, and he intended for Evolution! Randy, Flair, and Batista came in to the ring.

Tomko and Snitsky came to the ring as well but Randy and Batista took care of them. The students cheered really loud. Flair picked Austin up and pushed Austin to the corner. Flair gave Austin multiple chest chops. Multiple, hard chest chops. Austin walked to his left and Flair irish-whipped him against the ropes. Austin bounced off the opposite ropes and Flair moved out of the way and Batista stood behind Flair, just in time to give Austin his almighty Spinebuster! The students cheered louder. Randy called for the RKO. The other Evolution members held Austin for Randy and Randy jumped up to give Austin the RKO. Then Randy, Flair and Batista pointed to Triple H and the students cheered loudest. It's Pedigree time! Triple H set Austin and gave Austin the devastating Pedigree! Evolution celebrated as Triple H lifted his World Heavyweight Championship and the students went nuts!

"What a Day!" Jim Ross sighed and the siren went, signalling the end of the school for the day.

Everything's changed a lot since the first day of school. With bitter rivalries (i.e. Triple H and Stone Cold) and broken friendships (i.e. The Clique), it looks like WWE Private High isn't having its best day. Catch up with all the action in the next chapter!

Character of the Chapter

Lita

Height: 170 cm

Weight: 135 lbs

From: Sanford, North Carolina

Status: Face

Finishing Move(s):

Twist of Fate

Litasault (Moonsault)

Lita DDT/Kiss of Death (Snap DDT)

Signature Move(s):

Litacanrana

Litabomb (Spin-out powerbomb)

High School Drama Bio: Lita is one of WWE Private High's fiercest female competitors. As a student, she's known for her rebellious attitude—but somehow always manages to stay out of trouble. Her tomboyish personality is often criticized by Torrie Wilson's skanky posse. At 13 years old, Lita left home and became a roadie until Vince found her and enrolled her at the school. She is best friends with the Hardy Boyz, and together they form Team eXtreme. A black-belt in judo, Lita (nicknamed Miss Congeniality) is famous for using extreme tactic skills in the ring. Last year she was involved in the bitter Canadian Dollar Bet with Trish, Christian and Jericho. It also ended in her friendship with Trish falling apart. But now Lita forgives Christian, and Team eXtreme has allied with E&C. Lita is currently in a long-term relationship with Matt Hardy. Her interests include playing bass guitar and animals (she regularly makes donations and contributes enormous support for animal charities). Although never mentioned in the fic, Lita works at a night heavy metal club as a ticket retailer.

Note: I'm sorry for the late update. This is because I'm struggling to plot storylines. But as you've requested, I'll (try to) update as soon as possible! Happy reading!

A/N: THANK YOU—for the reviews and, importantly, for reading. Flames are welcome, as always. Pairing requests will be reconsidered. I'm trying to make the matches sound realistic as possible. In addition, I'm thinking of doing polls to make the story go along the way all the readers want. The more you read, the more you'll find out what happens! Keep reading. Thank you very much.