Runescape:
The Frog Knight, the Drunk Paladin,
And the Evil Christmas Eggs
(Star Wars Opening Music Plays)
A legendary prophecy tells of a Frog Knight, his loyal, drunk companion, and the evil he would defeat- the Christmas Bunny, the relatively unknown relative of the Easter Bunny, his brother to be exact.
Long ago, the Christmas Bunny got into a feud with his brother and fought him. No one wants eggs for Christmas. They want presents… and alcohol egg beverages, namely, egg nog. And eggs should NEVER be used for ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES! So the Christmas Bunny tried to take over Easter.
The Easter Bunny managed to win and seal his evil in an egg. Then he took whatever little good was in him (good… right) took it times 100,000,000, and turned it into Santa, the best, jolliest, nicest present- giver- outer, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever…okay the echo effect isn't working is it?
Anyways, an idiot is about to pick it up and unseal the evil…
(DUN DUN DUN!)