Before I write the fan fic with the Barones visiting Vinny and the Bakers for Christmas. I thought about this one.
I don't own any of the Bakers, Barones or other characters that are in other TV shows or movies. I only own Vinny and the other characters that aren't from any other movie or TV show. My fifth Vinny and Lorraine installment.
Chapter 1: The Switch.
"Your sister is a pain in my ass." Vinny said to Lorraine. "I'm sorry Sarah spilt macaroni sauce on your college jersey." Lorraine replied. "I think she did it on purpose." Vinny then said. "Sarah wouldn't do that sort of thing on purpose." Lorraine told him. Vinny looked at Lorraine like she had two heads. "Maybe she would but, she knows that's your jersey from college and she wouldn't want it to be ruined." Lorraine explained. "I wouldn't put anything past her." Vinny responded. "Now, you're being paranoid." Lorraine told her. "Sarah is out to get me. Did you see the look she gave me at dinner?" Vinny asked. Lorraine shakes her head and tells Vinny "You two should stop trying to out prank each other. It's starting to get annoying." Vinny looks at her with a raised eye brow. "That's the fun part. Always topping your sister's pranks." Vinny told her. "What about when me, my dad, my mom or other siblings walk into the traps by accident?" Lorraine asked him. "That was funny when your dad walked into that ditch that Sarah dug in your backyard for me to fall in. One minute he's walking across the yard the next minute he disappears into a ditch. Classic comedy." Vinny replied with a laugh. "He could of been hurt!" Lorraine yelled. "But he wasn't and that's what makes it all right to laugh at." Vinny told her. "I swear if you and Sarah ever join forces the world is in trouble." Lorraine said. Vinny thinks about this and says "It wouldn't work. We would argue over who rules what country." Vinny replied.
At the Baker house. "Sarah did you spill sauce on Vinny's jersey on purpose?" Tom asked her. "No I didn't." Sarah replied. "Sarah it looked like you did it on purpose." Kate told her. "It was an accident." Sarah replied. "Sarah you tipped the spoon over and spilt it directly on his jersey." Jake told her. "Jake stay out of this!" Sarah yelled. "You're grounded for the weekend." Tom told her. "That's totally unfair." Sarah told him. "It isn't unfair." Tom told her. Sarah goes to her room. "I wish Vinny would live one day in my shoes. He thinks my life is easy. His life is so much easier then mine." Sarah said as she looked out the window. At Vinny and Lorraine's house Vinny is about to go to sleep and looks out his window and says "Sarah wouldn't last a day in my shoes. Her life is so much easier then mine." a bolt of lighting strikes as he said this. "I wish that lighting bolt hit Tina Shenk." Vinny and Sarah say at the same time. They both go to bed.