Kingdom Hearts 1.5
As told by The Sarmm
"Dark Firaga!" Riku yelled. His spell hit his mark, making the Darkball besplode.
The king was saving his magic for the occasional Darkside. He was fighting an Invisible. Mickey used Ars Arcanum and made the Heartless besplode also.
That's when it came. What it was, I have no idea. Lets just say neither Riku nor Mickey could stop it. Of course they didn't pay attention to it.
"Ultima!" someone yelled.
"WTF!" Riku yelled.
Mickey, the more diplomatic of the two, said, "Who are you?"
The stranger laughed. "King Mickey, I presume. And the amazing Riku." The strange dude shook his head. "I am Kiaso, the Keybearer of Locks."
"But Sora's the Keybearer of Locks!" Riku said.
Meanwhile
"Ha! You can't beat me Wakka!"
"Actually mon, ah can!" Wakka yelled as his blitzball knocked out Tidus.
"Do you two ever quit?" Kairi asked.
"Nah, but it gets dull with tree people." Wakka said.
"Hey guys. What's that?" Selphie asked as she pointed to the sky.
It was a Gummi Ship. It crashed on the other side of the Island. The three (Tidus was still KO'd) went to check it out.
When they got there, they saw someone fall out of it. He walked over to them.
"Take me to the Keybearer." He said before he fell unconscious.
Wakka, Selphie and Kairi looked at each other.
"Why do ah have a bad feelin'?" Wakka asked.
Meanwhile, again.
"Who are you?" Cid yelled.
His captor looked at him. "The old king left something here that I want."
"Just answer the question!" Cloud yelled.
"You may call me…Ghost."
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The Sarmm: Interesting?
Sora: Where was I?
Riku: Leave him out. Its better that way.
The Sarmm: Uhhhhhhhhh.
Kairi: What's this even about?
The Sarmm: Would you believe that? I forgot the disclaimer!
Sora: No you didn't. You left it off in case of a question you didn't like in the mini-talk show.
The Sarmm: …
Sora: I'm right, aren't I?
The Sarmm: Stranger. Do the disclaimer.
Stranger: Why me?
The Sarmm: Just do it!
Stranger: The Sarmm owns nuttin' except Kiaso, Ghost and Riso.
Riso: And that's a fact.
The Sarmm: Ooookaaaayyy.
Riso: I always wanted to do commercials.
Sora: …
Stranger: …
The Sarmm: …
Kairi: …
Riku: …
Riso: Bye everyone! Remember to R&R!