Kingdom Hearts 1.5
As told by The Sarmm
Kingdom Hearts
"Yes Sora is the Keybearer of Locks. I come from the future. Sora is my father." Kaiso said.
"So why are you here?" Riku asked.
"An idiot named Ghost took over the future. I came back in time to stop him."
"Very very interesting." Bentley said.
"WTF!" Riku yelled.
"Sorry, wrong place." Bentley had his wheelchair fly up towards the ceiling. It hit and crashed.
"…"
"…"
"…"
"That was strange."
"Yep."
"WTF!"
"Why do you keep yelling WTF!" Kaiso asked.
"I don't know. Any way kid, who are you?" Riku said to the kid next to him.
"I'm Neez and I live here." The kid said pointing to a gas station.
"Where'd that come from?" Mickey asked.
Neez shrugged. "It was there when I came here."
"When was that?"
"Five minutes ago."
"…"
"…"
"…"
"Strange."
"Yep."
Destiny Islands
"Is he all right?" Tidus asked.
"We think so." Selphie said.
"Where's Kairi?" Tidus asked again.
"The guy asked for her."
"Well, he really asked for da Keybearer and Kairi said she knew where he was. So they're talkin'" Wakka said.
"Ahhh."
Where ever Kairi was.
"So who are you?" Kairi asked.
"I am Riso, Keybearer of Thoughts." He said. "I am on the Destiny Islands, correct?"
"Yes. Why are you here Riso?" Kairi asked.
"I told you. I'm looking for the Keybearer of Locks. I believe his name is Sora." Riso said.
"He's not here. He hasn't been seen since a month ago."
"I need his help. A madman named Ghost is trying to take over the worlds."
"That's original."
"Tell me about it." Riso shook his head. "So senorita, shall we go find Sora?"
"You want me to go?"
"Duh!"
"Then lets do it!" Kairi yelled.
20 Minutes Later at Traverse Town
Riso and Kairi went in the Accessory Shop.
"Stop you freak!" The Paranoid Guy yelled. He was serving a person in a black trench coat with the hood pulled up. He also wore sunglasses.
"Freak?" Riso asked.
"Duh! You've got a wing."
"I'm not a Heartless, if that's what you mean."
"How do I know?"
"What's two plus two?" the trench coat guy said.
"Four." Riso responded.
"He's not Heartless."
"Then what do you want?" Paranoid Guy asked.
Riso told him what he wanted. Paranoid Guy went to get it.
"So who are you?" the guy asked.
"I'm Riso and this is Kairi." Riso said. "You?"
"I don't know. I lost my memories. Just call me Stranger."
"Why not come with us? You might find your memories." Kairi said.
"All right. I'll join you."
Hollow Bastion
"Ghost? That's a stupid name. I'd call myself Phantom or-"
"Shut up!"
Cloud and Cid fell silent.
"That's better."
"99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer! Take one down, pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall!" Cid sang.
"I'm the tormentor here, not you!"
"Tell us what your doing here and he'll stop."
"I'm going to take over the worlds! MWAHAHAHAHAHA-HAHAHAHA etc."
Cloud raised an eyebrow. "He's doomed." He muttered.
The Sarmm: now you know Kairi.
Stranger: who am I anyway?
The Sarmm: I forgot the disclaimer again.
Riku: Sarmm owns only Kaiso, Neez, Ghost and Riso.
Sora: and that's a fact.
Riso: and- how'd you know what I was about to say?
Sora: it sounded good.
Stranger: WHO AM I?
The Sarmm: remember to R&R. bye! (runs away from Stranger)