TICKLE ME FLAME, Princess Azula's aides dolls.
With the royal children already dealt with, and wanting to save some of the best for last, the spokesman brought out the twin aides of the princess. They were old, baggy, and looked like they had serious attitudes, no where near the kindly old grannie appearance that looked like it liked or approved of being tickled. However, they still drew the attention of the older men in the crowd… the much, much older men.
"With these two, they not only interact with you, but with each other too!" the spokesman said cheerfully. The set is only twenty gold coins, and very entertaining."
An eighty year old man inspected the dolls carefully and pressed a stubby finger into one of the sister's stomachs. It vibrated, and made an odd sound, before it said, "You call that a tickle? I've had more fun jabbing needles in my arm and having blood taken out!"
"What blood?" the other doll asked, "A warrior like yourself has nothing but ice in her veins."
"That's a bad thing?" the other asked.
"Come here and say that!" the second doll barked.
"Excuse me, but my dolls seem to be broken," the old man told the spokesman.
"No their not," he said with a smile. "These come with a variety of phrases, and can go on and on for hours without stopping."
"But how is that a tickle doll?" the man asked.
"Hey we kinda made these for the older set, so sue us," the spokesman said. "Oh that's right, you can't without being thrown in prison!"
The poor old man listened to the two sisters badger on, occasionally poking one or both of them, and only awarded with a snarling come back, before he took a rock to his head, and knocked himself unconscious.
"You call that bashing your head in?" the first doll snarled.
"That's pathetic!" the second agreed.
Another old man poked his dolls' feet, and they vibrated and gave out a slight chuckle, "Almost perfect," the first doll said.
"A little more practice, and you might get good at this!" the second said. Again the began dialoging between each other, occasionally laughing and encouraging the man to keep it up, as he tried many times to get it right.
A younger man, in the military, studied the dolls, and poked one under her arm. "My goodness, that tickles a lot!" she cried. The doll vibrated massively as the old doll chuckled, and then stopped.
"Amazing, you made a doll laugh," the second doll said. "Your parents much be so proud of you."
"I don't have to take this," the soldier grumbled.
"But since we outrank you…," the first doll said.
"You most certainly do!" the other finished.
"You don't out rank me," he snapped, "you're children's toys! This is creepy."
"And you're a grown man playing with children's toys," they snapped in unison. "Which one is creepier?" The soldier left, shocked, confused, and horrified, and admitted himself into the nearest asylum. "What a wimp," the dolls snapped together.
A child tickled the dolls, and they vibrated, "Such a sweet child," the first crooned.
"Playing with the elderly and amusing us. Such a good little boy," the other one said.
"I'm sorry, I'm a girl," the child said, blinking.
"Then you need to tell your parents to stop dressing you up like a little ruffian and let your hair grow!" the first quipped. The little girl ran off crying.
Two children, both girls, each held a doll, and tickled her own. They shook and laughed, and then said, "Children should always obey their superiors."
"That's true," said one of the girls.
"That is so very true," the other one admitted. She tickled her doll, which shook and laughed.
"Oh that does tickle, now go and get some lotion to rub the boils on my feet."
"I could use a pedicure myself," the other little girl's doll spoke up.
The two girls, twin sisters themselves, took their dolls, and went hand in hand, singing to do their duty.
"Such good little girls," the twins said.
"Yes, we're very …," the first twin said.
"good little girls that do…," the second continued.
"everything we're told to do by adults," the first finished.
People in the crowd watched them go and shuddered. "I don't know which is scarier," a man said. "The twin dolls, or the twin girls?"
"I wonder if the princess' aides were anything like that when they were younger?" a young woman asked.
The twins, each holding their doll, turned and looked at the crowd. "None of your business," both the girls and the dolls snarled. Then the twin sisters, took their newly paid for twin dolls, and went about their job.
Okay, this is chapter three! I'm still enjoying this. A lot! I figure if I went onto the Nickelodeon site, and looked up the twins' names, I'd find them, or if I went to wikipedia, or I'd probably find them to. If I find out before I submit this, I'll put their names into this. Otherwise, if someone knows, after I submit, and wants to tell me, that would be appreciated too! Remember to review and let me know how this is going! Review, review! And now, next up is: Admiral Zhao!